At the hospital, Skinner was feeling blue after he saw that she was married to Ned. He had a flashback from that moment.
Skinner; Edna, as the runner-up in the race for your heart, I would like to make a toast. My Dearest, let me be the first to offer you the hearty handshake that would've climaxed our own wedding day Seymour, did you use my wig glue to patch your shoes again? I tied them together with used dental floss, as per your memo!
Skinner ended his flashback. When he walked out the door, he saw a beautiful ladies named Renee. He went up to her.
Skinner; hello.
Renee; hi handsome, I'm Renee, what your name?
Skinner; I'm Seymour Skinner.
Renee; I like a name with the word skinny in it.
Skinner; yeah.
Renee; would you like to have a date.
Skinner; sure.
Renee; meet me at Luigi Pizza at seven.
Skinner; okay, see ya.
Skinner went home to get ready for his date. Later that night, he and Renee were having dinner at Luigi Pizza.
Renee; Skinner, this is the most spectacular night ever.
Skinner; thanks, I always love a women who love me as much as you.
Skinner frowned.
Renee; what wrong?
Skinner; before we met, one of my girl Edna, well dumped me for this douchbag.
Renee; oh you poor thing.
Skinner; yeah.
Renee; well, every time you feel alone, I am always here to comfort you.
Skinner; thanks Renee.
Skinner and Renee started kissing each other.
Skinner; Renee, can I ask you something?
Renee; sure, what is it?
Skinner; will you marry me?
Renee; oh Skinner, of course I will.
Soon, Skinner and Renee got married.
The End.