AN- as said in the summery this is my first story. Hopefully you will laugh as much as I did when I wrote it. Also this is starting in the middle of the contest between Garrus and Thane.
Garrus- There was no way in the verse I was backing down. The Drell beat me too many times before. So I attempt to take more in my mouth then previously, trying to ignore my gag reflexes and the most unusual taste. I had to keep sucking until all gooey white substance was gone. Most of it was sticking to my face. Damn why the hell did I agree to do this with no hands, oh yeah the competition. Damn that pain in the ass assassin, how the hell did he find that weakness? I am pathetic, if I can't defeat a lousy sneak, then maybe my father is right, and I should have stayed in C Sec. damn it the Drell is almost finished. I better hurry up. I close my mouth around the prize, I refuse to lose again.
Thane- This is going to be too easy, I look towards my opponent, who is working so hard. I sigh to myself. I will admit he is good, but the thing is he will never win, no matter how hard he tries. It is a little disappointing that he is not so much of a challenge, I have met females that are presumably human that can out do him. Presumably only because I highly doubt that a human can really do that with their mouths. Though I will admit my mistake if ever proven wrong, But they were the only two. I digress my mind has wanders. I look at my opponent, and chuckle. Doesn't he know that the tongue is the best weapon when it comes to competition such as this? Not becoming a vacuum which though it has its benefits is not nearly as effective. Perhaps I will share this when I win again.
Chaos- It appears Garrus needs more tongue usage…
Insanity meets Maturity- Your right sista…. Wait how did you know the tongue technique?
Chaos- Who do you think taught Thane? It was quite enjoyable teaching him. Delicious.
Garrus- When did girls arrive? Oh no oh no, I can't work with an audience. My gag reflex is coming back and my head is really beginning to hurt.
Thane- Garrus is panicking, figures a sniper can't work when being watched. Ah, and I am done.
Insanity meets Maturity- and the winner is…..
Chaos-HOLD IT!
IMM- Wha?
Chaos- … Is there enough ice cream left for us or did those idiots eat it all with this stupid ice cream eating contest?
Garrus and Thane- Oh Smeg. (runs away really fast)
IMM& Chaos- Grrrr. ATTACK!