A/N: Don't ask. Just read.
"I have found it!" hissed Voldemort happily.
"Found what, my Lord?" Bellatrix asked.
"I have discovered the weapon to finally kill and destroy Harry Potter!"
Wormtail was panting, and if he had a tail, would be wagging that too.
"Yes?" he asked eagerly. "What is it?"
Voldemort whipped out a red cardboard box from behind him.
"AH HA!"
Avery, Bellatrix, both Carrows, Crabbe Sr., Dolohov, Gibbon, Goyle Sr., Greyback, Jugson, the other Lestranges, Lucius, Macnair, Mulciber, Nott Sr., Rookwood, Rosier, Rowle, Selwyn, Snape, Travers, Wilkes, Wormtail, Yaxley, and all the other nameless Death Eaters just stared (all in alphabetical order, of course).
"'Lucky Charms?'" questioned Dolohov.
"What is it?" asked Travers blankly.
"Don't you see?" said Lucius maliciously. "It is a crunchy, edible breakfast item. We will obviously starve him to death and use this to give him hunger pains!"
"No. That is not my plan," said Voldemort morosely. "I have been watching the Muggle box with moving pictures. The leprechaun told me that they were 'magically delicious.'"
"…."
"DON'T YOU SEE?" Voldemort yelled. "I must eat the Lucky Charms and become magically delicious! That way Harry Potter will not be able to resist my lucky charm and become my greatest conquest yet! MWAHAHAHHA!"
The only person laughing with him hysterically was Bellatrix. But she always did that.
Lucius whispered to Snape, "I liked my idea better."
Voldemort stopped laughing. "Crucio-ticklish!"
Lucius and Snape began laughing so hard that it hurt.
"MWAHAHA! Laugh with me, all of you!" Voldemort commanded. He gave that evil glare that you must obey, lest he placed the same curse on them.
"Yes! To Lucky Charms! Haha…" said the Death Eaters (all in alphabetical order once again).