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Without further ado... let the insanity begin!
The day was nearing its end. Once again, the guys had ignored them, ordered them around, or talked down to them. Well, enough is enough! They wanted revenge!
So, during the night, all three of them decided to meet up for their little conspiracy. They were: Riza Hawkeye, Gracia Hughes, and Winry Rockbell. They met up in the one place no man dared tread… Riza's house.
They moved to her living room and turned down the lights for a dramatic effect. The couches were fairly comfortable, although the color could have been better. They were a bit on the turquoise side… again… questionable color. Anyways, the three girls each sat on one of the two couches. Time to plot!
They brainstormed ideas like: "Why not just drug them and carry them off somewhere nice and wet," Hawkeye's idea to kill the Colonel's ego. However, since it only affected the Flame Alchemist, it was quickly discarded. She just shrugged the idea's rejection off, going on about how it seemed like a decent idea.
Gracia's idea was to simply put them in their places by leaving them to fend for themselves in an area were they couldn't see or use their alchemy. Well, getting closer…
Another Hawkeye idea would be to try shooting at them. It usually worked, but at the same time, they didn't want to risk it. After all, she could be quite trigger happy when she wanted to be. Best to leave the guns at home.
"Well," Winry started, "since they'll try to rely on alchemy for nearly anything we throw their way, why not do something that alchemy can't reverse?"
"Well, what ideas do you have along that line?" Hawkeye asked.
"Hmm… is there anything that would creep them out medically?"
"Probably, but let's try something simpler."
"Any people they'd hate to be stuck with?"
Then it dawned on them. The one person who filled all of the guys with horror just to be around… Armstrong! They knew the instant they thought of the man, they'd found the perfect torture for those arrogant men! Medical and Armstrong… Armstrongitous! They would find some way to imitate that freakish Armstrong's strange sparklies. That would put those men in their places!
Evil laughter flooded Riza's house. The idea would come to pass. Those boys better run for their lives now! The girls were out for revenge!
The next dawn, the girls set out for the guys' places. They had their imitation "Armstrong sparklies in a can" and were going to completely scare the pee out of each guy.
Winry took care of the Elric brothers. She ran on quiet feet to the military dorms. Once inside, she went for the brothers' room. Got it! She opened the door… creeeak. She paused, when neither brother was awakened by the creaky door, she continued in. She would do Alphonse's face first, because she knew that Ed wouldn't wake up… even if she stepped on his head, more than likely.
When Alphonse's head was completely covered in the "Armstrong sparklies in a can," she moved down the bunk to the lower sleeping area. Edward's section. She crouched down and dumped the "Armstrong sparklies" on Edward's head. He he he! They were going to wet themselves because of this one!
Riza would take care of Havoc and Roy. She first took care of Havoc. Her steps were strong and assured. Why shouldn't they be? Like Havoc would wake up when she shot his door's lock off? Not likely.
When she made it up to his front door, she shot the lock and entered. Easy enough. Carrying her "Armstrong sparklies in a can," she made her way to Havoc's room. He was snoring and drooling… charming. She dumped the sparklies on his entire head and face, gaping mouth included, and left for justice on Roy.
At Roy's place, she just opened the door and waltzed right on in. Maybe he should reconsider who he gave his house keys to? Nah. Not like he'd know that she did this anyways. Well, time to get to work. Walking stealthily to her commanding officer's bedroom, she was sure not to make a sound. That would just ruin the mood.
In Roy's bedroom, she saw that Roy actually slept with a worn down teddy bear. Heh… total blackmail was on her mind… and an evil grin on her face as she walked soundlessly to the head of his bed. Time to do some more dirty work! For Roy, she took off the sparklies lid and dumped all of the sparklies on his head. Nice and Armstrong-y. Time to go.
Gracia had pretended to go to sleep that night. She waited until Maes was fully asleep. Good. She crept to the spot where she hid the sparklies and headed back towards Hughes. Sorry honey, but you need to learn to not ignore your wife. And with that thought, she dumped the sparklies on Hughes's head.
Tomorrow was going to be great!
The fated day came. When the guys met up at headquarters, they at first noticed nothing. Then: "Why the hell are you trying to look like Armstrong?!?"
"What do you mean? Wait a minute! You look like Armstrong! Not me!"
"Oh crap! We all caught the…. Armstrong sparklies!"
"We're gonna die!"
"Aaaaaaaaaaah!"
Watching from where they were, the girls started snickering to themselves. Oh, today was gonna be a good day!
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