It was raining, my thick green outfit was all that was keeping me warm, we (me and teddy,) ran towards the casino that had just been assaulted and robbed by what most people would call the living incarnation of evil,

After ten minutes of running we reached the opened doors of the casino, peering in I saw him, Captain Jack Misery, Greed the avaricious, The Sea Devil, The God Of Martial arts, all were titles of the man I saw,

he was currently reaching at random valuable stuff and stealing them using his power of absolute thievery,

I looked at teddy who nodded, and jumped up to a hole in the roof, it was so high up that if you saw him do it you'd think you were watching a cartoon,

I reached for my weapons a wooden sword handle with a grass blade, and a metal shield with a Phoenix on it, as soon as I had teddy jumped into the room so I started sneaking into the room,

jack turned to teddy and his bored expression turned to a happy grin and said "morning kid how've ya been?-" he looked around for a few seconds barely missing me "-where's your girlfriend?"

Teddy smiled but it faltered when jack said girlfriend but said "I'm fine how are you?" Then he tilted his head and asked "what do you mean by girlfriend?",

Jack shrugged and reached for his weapon an Australian stock-whip that was wrapped around his waist, while teddy cracked his knuckles,

Jack gave a sinister grin and shouted "TRY NOT TO BORE ME!" As he pulled his whip and used it to toss a roulette table at teddy who punched right through it, jack ran at teddy and kicked him right in the face but he took the punch span around using the momentum to deliver a bone crushing punch to the self proclaimed ultimate fighter,

As the two men continued the punch fest I was using my powers to make more flora grow,

I had it surge straight at the two and... the second it appeared underneath jack, teddy jumped back and watched as it pierced every part of the man he was fighting,

I ran forward and slipped through my 'Vinefield' "i don't mean to be 'that guy' but you really shouldn't step on the grass," but I turned to face jack as teddy landed next to me,

Jack started laughing and despite his current condition charged right at us, I raised my shield in time to block the pirates fist but his whip wrapped around teddy and tossed him up, when jacks knee knocked away my shield his wounds were completely healed, if it weren't for the fact his clothes looked like Swiss cheese you'd believe he dodged the attack,

Despite teddy being launched into the air like a rag doll he immediately started stretching his arm and punched jack hard enough to knock the immortal literally into the ground I had several roots raise from the floor and wrap the pirate up, only for them to immediately age to dust, a child version of jack climbed out only to immediately age back into a thirty five man again, but the roots were still dust,

"GYAHAHAHAHA, SEE ISN'T THIS FUN?!" Jack shouted before sticking his tongue out and saying "now why don't we get serious?" A glowing energy cord grew out of the end of Jacks whip and made the 10 foot whip double in size,

My outfit turned from a grass tunic into a thorny wooden armour with poison ivy wrapped around it while my sword went from seemingly non-threatening but actually very dangerous to what looked like a grass bladed wooden handle replica of links master sword,

Teddy landed with all the grace of a ten ton tank and when he emerged from the dust, he struck a pose and became skinner and taller, he pulled his arms out of his shirt and tossed it off, "kaiser" he said as he punched the air three times,

I kept my eyes on jack hoping teddy did the same while jacks gaze switched between us, I waited timing his eyes, every five seconds he switched which of us to watch so I waited for him to look at teddy and when he did a massive wooden fist knocked him him into the sky, teddy jumped into him and with a mighty swing of his fist knocked jack towards the ground but he never noticed jacks whip coil around him and when he knocked jack away it tore teddy's body in half,

Teddys body reformed and drop kicked jack's still splattered carcass,

Then the two reappeared out of the crater and started beating the crap out of each other I ran forward and stabbed jack from behind drawing his attention to both of us, I slashed at him while my plants and vines started stabbing him meanwhile teddy using a combination of speed and brute force thrashed jack,

But even that didn't faze him jacks whip intentionally disarming himself (as in ripping his own whip arm off) when it grew back jack reached for something behind me and what appeared in his hand was a three point staff, jack then punched me in the stomach and turned the staff on himself sending an energy cord to pierce teddy through himself,

Just then his whip wrapped itself around my neck and pulled me away, I sent a giant Venus flytrap too eat the appendage trying to kill me, his focus broken jack grabbed teddy by the neck and tossed him at me teddy turned to the size of a toy, and I stabbed my sword in the ground to grab him using my shield I blocked one of jacks energy cords, I crouched so that I was completely hidden behind my shield, I was never happier I had taken gymnastics, when another energy cord came teddy jumped out of cover turned back to his normal size caught it and ran around jack whilst throwing lightning fast punches,

I grabbed my sword and ran at the immortal man and stabbed him through the abdomen, as I did I released a sleeping phenomenon through my mouth as plants started wrapping up jack along with his cord, but jack was strong enough to resist the effects so thinking quickly I forced my lips onto his, neither of us enjoyed it he tried struggling to breathe and if I had another choice would have done the same after a few minutes he eventually fell into a deep sleep and I wiped my lips not caring for my already smeared lipstick,

My plants finished wrapping him up and teddy (who had returned to his regular form) picked up the bundle and walking outside we found a black egrets barricade waiting for us, princess parasoul saw the bundle and took custody of him, she then looked directly at teddy and me and said, "well I had my doubts about you two but..." looking back at the sleeping immortal she continued "...can't argue with results, you two have earned the title of hero, my respect, and that thanks to the both of you this city will be able to breathe a sigh of relief now that the infamous 'Sea Devil' will be behind bars," after her speech she gave me and teddy medals with the cadiopian flag on with the word hero underneath, the only difference was that mine came with a breath mint which I immediately ate,

and the two of us returned too our hotel exhausted, well I was teddy never looked tired in the least, but after saying I'd see teddy in the morning and sinking into my bed,

I tried to sleep but for thirty minutes all that went through my mind was how easy it was to defeat a man who had defeated countless others, who lived through countless centuries, and with the ability to steal anything including names, faces, energy, powers, skills, and everything else I quickly realised something I should have figured out earlier,

he let us win.