No More Cookie Monster?

by peanutbutterluver

When Cookie Monster has to give up his career due to the director, he and the kids try to make Cookie stay!

NO MORE COOKIE MONSTER?

Cookie: "Hello kids. Today, the letter of the day is X. Look! Cookies with X on it! Can you say X kids?"

Kids: "X!"

Cookie: "Lets think of words that start with X! X-ray, Xylaphone, uh, that's it."

Kids: "X-ray!"

Cookie: "Mmmm. The cookies look so good. I, I can't contain myself! YUM YUM YUM YUM YUM YUM!"

Director: "Cookie, why do you always eat cookies?"

Cookie: "They are good to you have a problem with that?"

Director: "Yeah I do. You will get obese! You have eaten cookies for 40 years!"

Cookie: "Should I eat something different?"

Director: "Yeah you lazy fatso!"

Kids: "NO! HE EATS COOKIES!!!!"

Cookie: "Now now kids, we have to be flexible. Is there something in this room that I can eat?"

Cookie monster glares at director. Kids do the same and get a nasty grin.

"Yes, Cookie Monster! There IS." Kids say in a devious way.

Director: "Now that is like it. Hey, hey wait! Cookie no! NO! AAAHHH!"

Director swallowed whole by cookie monster.

Cookie :"Now let's eat cookies!"

Kids: "Yay!"

Cookie Monster lived happily ever after.