This story is involving My character Hanamiji...Hana for short. It will start off as random...but it actually has a plot. A really good one. I'm going to describe Hana. She has hair as long as Rin's but her hair is white with purple and blue highlights((natural)). She is 5 foot 3. She can be really random when she wants to and serious when she wants to. She has 7 brothers and sisters and 1 on the way. And she has an adopted daughter named Mika.Later on I will desribe all her family members. Now...ON WITH THE STORY!!!

D I S C L A I M E R :: I DO NOT OWN FRUITS BASKET!! ONLY MY CHARACTERS!!!


Hana-(randomly zaps Haru, Kyo, and Yuki in her room)Now intoducing...THE YAOI LOVE TRIANGLE!

Kyo-Ok...1) I'm not yaoi! And 2) Who are you?!

Hana-(turns off lights and turns on a flashlight under her chin) Your worst nightmare. MWUHAHAHAHA! (cough. cough)

Yuki-Where am I?

Hana-(points flashlight towards Yuki) In my room...with the lights off.

Haru-It's dark...a mystery.

Hana-Oh my gosh!Haru! (glomps Haru) I love you!

Kyo-How come he didn't transform?!

Hana-(with a straight face) I'm powerful.

Yuki-(laughs) Yeah right!

Hana-Seriously. I am.

Haru-Really?

Hana-No.(laughs) I'm just your cousin from...wherever.

Kyo-Are you in the Zodiac?

Hana-(nods) Uh-huh!

Yuki-What animal are you?

Hana-I'm the tiger! Although...I'm a white tiger with purple and blue stripes.My mom says I'm the bangel!

Hana's mom-HANAMIJI MAE SOHMA!!! GET YOUR BUTT DOWN HERE AND EXPLAIN THIS TO YOUR DAD!!(yells from downstairs)

Kyo-(sweatdrop)

Yuki-(sweatdrop)

Haru-(sweatdrop)

Hana-(sweatdrop) Um...I'll...be...right...back.(runs downstairs) Um...well...you see...(voice gets tuned out)

Haru-(looks around Hana's room which is purple, black and silver)She has a nice room.

Kyo-Yeah. Hey look!

Yuki-What?

Haru-I bet he saw a pair of Hana's panties (puts some emphasis on panties.)

Yuki-(laughs)

Kyo-turns red N-no! Besides...her room is, like, spotless. I was talking about the zodiac figurines.(points to a set of figurines on Hana's purple vanity)

Haru & Yuki- looks at the figurines) Wow.

Hana-(comes back with an anger mark on her forehead) Stupid dad. I didn't put the cat in the toilet.

Haru-(sweatdrop) Huh?

Hana-(looks up)AHHHHH!!!! Who are ya'll guys?!?!

Kyo- We're your 'cousins'.

Hana-(slaps forehead) Duh! I totally forgot!!

Yuki- Do you have ,like, short term memory loss?

Hana-(nods) Yep! Sure do!

Haru-You seem proud of it.

Hana- Cause I am! (smiles)

Yuki-Are you an only child?

Hana-Haha..Nope!

Kyo- What other siblings do you have?

Hana-Hmm...let's see. I have 3 sisters, 4 brothers, and 1 on the way. Oh and one on the way! Awesome huh?!

Haru- Um...(sweatdrop)...sure.

Kyo- Do you have fun?

Hana Oh everyday!

Yuki- How so?

Hana-Well...In a few min--

Mika-OKA-SAN! OKA-SAN! OKA-SAN!OKA-SAN! Guess what?!(Runs into Hana's room and jumps in Hana's arms)

Hana-(face lights up when she sees Mika) What, Mika-chan?

Mika- Todayat pre-K Billy put glue in his nose!

Yuki, Kyo, and Haru- (sweatdrop) Uh...(thinking) Oka-san?

Hana-(laughs) Oh! This is Kyo, Yuki, and the oh-so fabulous... HARU!!

Mika- Who're they?

Kyo- We're your cousins.

Mika-(whispers to Hana) Are they part of the zodiac?

Hana-Yep!

Mika-Cool!

Haru- Hana where are your other siblings?

Hana- They should be running up the stairs any minute.

Hatsuka-WAAAAH! Hanamiji-chan!!!!!!!!(runs into Hana's room)

Hana-(bends down to eye level) What is it, Suka-chan?

Hatsuka-(sniffs and rubs eyes) Suki-chan punched m-me!

Lee-(comes in Hana's room) Suka started it.

Hana-(puts Mika down) Alright! Everybdy out! Go to the backyard abd we'll talk there! Sit youngest to oldest! (there are about 10 anger marks on her)

Everykid-(runs downstairs to the backyard)

Yuki- Is this your version of 'fun'?(puts air quotes around fun)

Hana- Yeah. I'm sorry it had to get like this.

Haru- Don't apologize.

Hana -Well now we gotta outside and listen to their stories. Wanna join?

Kyo-Sure.


This concludes chapter !!! please R&R!!

Hanamiji