Shrek has a vast cock, immense in mass. The waking consciousness of the human being cannot percieve his space-bound cock in its entirety. It is green all over, from the tip of the head to back of the scrotum, as one would expect from the Green Ogrelord. It is wrinkly, soft, soggy, damp, dripping with ogrejuice when he is flaccid... but when he is erect: it stands itself hard into a mighty erection. It stirs and stiffens, the ogrejuices evaporate into the air around it, becoming a dry stone-like pillar, smeared with dried mud, dotted with warts and stray lubic hairs. The foreskin retreats tightlly when fully erect. The head bulges into a swollen point, trailing fumes of ogrejuice, overwhelming in smell. It is a true BEHEMOTH, a monster sent by God, a rock solid and mighty organ BOUND FOR PLEASURE.