Hey y'all, this is my first fanfic. So hope you enjoy, with any luck i won't get many flames, so cough hint cough don't flame cough chokes on gum... gasps for air.

I think more people should write humors and parodies, but then again those are only my thoughts...

Disclaimer: ahahahahahahahahahahaha, wipes away single tear, if only...

Sakura walked down the sidewalk on the way to school. About a block away she could see her high school. Finally

FLASHBACK

Sakura sat in her living room with her mother, and father, she had been wondering why her parents had called a family meeting, which had only happened once before when her grandmother died. But she didn't think they were called here for a bad reason by the beaming smile on her dad's face.

Sakura's mom stood up from her seat announced to her daughter. "Sakura, your father's got some great news."

"That's right honey, I've been promoted, and we're moving to Florida." Her dad had a grin that was too big for his face.

"What? Why?" Tears began to gather in Sakura's eyes. This wasn't fair. She would miss all her friends and was supposed to start high school next year. She had the rest of her life planned out. Her and her best friend Ino would rule high school, she would have perfect grades, and she would finally impress Sasuke and earn his love. That's when it hit her. Sasuke...

After arguing with her parents for the next two hours she gave up because they "put their foot down". She ran up the stairs and into her room. A few weeks later they moved to Palm Beach, Florida. It was pretty nice, but it was nothing like home. A lot of nights she would cry herself to sleep thinking about all her old friends and especially Sasuke. But what made her cry the most was the fact that she would cry this much over a boy who was probably relieved to know that the annoying Sakura was a thousand miles away.

END FLASHBACK

That had been two and a half years ago, and Sakura had changed for all the better. She had grown in some curves and grew her hair half way down her back, but mostly her personality changed. Back then she had been a desperate little pre-teen and threw herself at a boy named Sasuke Uchiha. Looking back on her old life was embarrassing for Sakura, she made a fool out herself the way she tried getting Sasuke to love her. Never again will she obsess like that over a boy. She was determined to show everyone just how much she had changed.

Sakura walked up the sidewalk and was at the entrance of the school, she was about twenty minutes late, but she assumed it didn't matter considering she still had to check in at the office to get her schedule. This was eleventh grade and hopefully she would keep it together this year.

She walked through the doors and found the office and got her schedule.

"Hi, I'm shizune and welcome to Konoha high school. I'm the assistant principal and that over there is the principal of the school; Ms. Tsunade." The woman at the desk smiled sweetly and pointed to a blond in the desk behind hers who had a HUGE chest, who she assumed was the principal. Sakura had to take a second glance, her principal was drunk! And in her hand was a bottle of vodka. Great.

"Hey, um, is Ms. Tsunade drinking?" Shizune nervously glanced at her superior.

"Oh, no, of course not silly. Why don't you move along now, and go to your first class." Shizune basically shoved Sakura out the door and pushed her to her class. "The teacher's name is Mr. Kakashi and he teaches math." The assistant principal threw open the door and shoved Sakura into her class.

Sakura stared wide-eyed at her class mates as they averted their attention to the pink haired girl at the front of the room. Oh, shit, I am so screwed. At that moment two and a half years worth of anxiousness and butterflies dropped down to her stomach, making her want to hurl. No way, keep it cool Sakura, this is the moment you've waited for, show them that your no pussy and be brave. She noticed that she had caught the specific attention of two blonds and a brunette. She recognized the first blond to be her old best friend Ino. Whoops, Sakura had forgotten to get back in touch with her former best friend and tell her about coming to school. The other two were probably just two hormone-ridden teenagers. Sakura knew that she wasn't ugly and was used to guys checking her out. Pretty girls turned heads, she broke necks. Sakura put on a determined smile and walked across the room to her new teacher and handed him her papers.

"Ah class, it seems that we have a new student with us today. Please welcome Sakura Haruno." Ino's jaw dropped.

"Holy shit! It's Sakura!" As Ino pointed this out yet again, the other blond fell out of his seat while the brunette seemed to choke on something.

"Thanks for repeating me Ino" Mr. Kakashi stated in a monotone voice. "Take your stuff and sit in the empty desk in the back of the room."

Sakura grabbed her backpack and headed to the only empty desk, it was in the corner of the room behind the blond boy and beside the brunette. Sakura had yet to identify her class mates, so far the only person she really recognized was Ino.

As she sat down at her desk, the kid in front of her turned around and had a HUGE grin on his face. "Hey Sakura, I'm Naruto Uzumaki. I don't know if you remember me from middle school, but I was in all your classes in eighth grade."

"Ha, there's no way I could forget you Naruto, we weren't exactly strangers..."

"Cool, maybe after class I could show you to your new classes and you could catch up with everyone at lunch." With that he turned around and started his classwork; Mr. Kakashi had a list of math problems up on the board and if you didn't finish it was for homework. Not long after, the bell rang.

Sasuke'sPOV

Naruto was babbling on about something annoying in the beginning of class, but I ignored him as usual, the idiot normally gets on my nerves so it's best to just tune out his voice. I pulled out a sheet of paper and started on the classwork.

I gave up the work and just started looking around the room, that's when I noticed that a girl was being shoved through the door. She walked up to Mr. Kakashi and handed him some papers.

Hmmm, she didn't look half bad. She wore a red tank top and black baggy jeans that surprisingly showed off her figure. She had a thin, curvy body and had long pink hair that went down to her mid-back. Wait a minute... PINK HAIR. Suddenly she looked unbelievably familiar. Oh well, she's hot and I bet she'd look better without those clothes... Sasuke looked over at Naruto and assumed that he was having naughty thoughts about her too.

"Ah class, it seems that we have a new student with us today. Please welcome Sakura Haruno." All the information finally processed in the "geniuses" brain. DUH, that's why she looked familiar. As soon as Sasuke realized this he choked on his spit, and a few seconds later, Naruto fell out of his chair.

"Pssst, hey Sasuke!" Naruto whispered. "Isn't that the girl that was obsessed with you in, like, eighth grade?" Sasuke inwardly smirked. This was going to be easy. All he had to do was smile at her and he's have her in the palm of his hand.

As soon as she sat down next to him, Sasuke glanced at her and tried to get her attention with a "Hn." but she didn't even look up from her paper or glance at him. Sasuke was surprised at the least, but he didn't show it on his face. All of Sasuke's chances at this girl being easy were pretty much just discarded. Sure he had a bunch of fan girls to play with whenever he was drunk or in the mood, but this girl was actually pretty hot and was great to look at even when he was sober. Hell, maybe she even had a brain. Sasuke made a mental note to get to know her better, sure he knew her back in middle school, but it seemed that she was almost a different person... well, except for her hair. That hadn't changed. About a second later the bell rang and she got up and walked towards the door, walking behind Naruto. Sasuke got up slowly and walked towards Naruto.

"So Sakura, let me see your schedule!" Sakura handed the paper over to the excited Naruto.

It looked a little something like this-

1 period- MathKakashi Hatake

2 period- P.E. Gai Maito

3 period- ScienceOrochimaru

4 period- HealthKurenai Yuhi

5 period- lunch

6 period- GeographyIruka

7 period- EnglishJaraiya

8 period- Study Hall

"Cool, you have PE next, so do I and Sasuke. The teacher's a total freak, but he's nowhere near as bad as Mr. Orochimaru. Looks like Marylin Manson, acts like Michael Jackson. It's a pretty bad mix, but lucky for you, we think he's into boys." Naruto barely suppressed a shudder but gave a petrified look.

"So where were you" Sasuke directed his attention to Sakura, with a hint of curiosity in his voice.

"What do you mean?"

"As in, where did you move to?"

"OHHHH, gotcha. My dad got a promotion so we moved to Palm Beach."

"Cool." Sasuke smirked at Sakura who saw his facial expression, but didn't react in the way he intended her to.

"SAKURA HARUNO! I AM GOING TO KILL YOU!!! OUT OF FUCKING NOWHERE YOU LEAVE THE STATE AND I NEVER HEAR FROM YOU AGAIN, THEN YOU JUST RANDOMLY POP OUTTA NOWHERE!!!" Uh-oh, Ino's wrath.

Muaahaha, Ino's gunna kill Sakura. She didn't even tell her that she moved. She just sorta left town. Anyways, R&R and i'll update, and if you dont. I'l coughpulls-out-a-guncough BOOM be very angry. : smiley : o mustache dude )) )) omg a fishy!!!