Tactics:
Ne Ne Chibi!!
Summary: After drinking a very strange alcoholic beverage, Haruka and Kantarou both turn into Chibi-sized kids and Kan-chan gets Neko Ears and Tail!! Will Youko find a cure before chibi Haruka goes mental, find out!!
A cute fluffy Haruka x Kantarou fic, expect lot of cuteness and lots of Cat Puurs (Squeals)
To This Cute Fic
It all started like any other day, Youko was about to wake up Kantarou and Haruka, who came back from a late night job and both decided to drink it off with a drink that they found in the cupboard, since it was Kantarou who challenged Haruka to a drinking contest, of course Haruka immediately accepted…
But they weren't in their rooms when the Kitsune checked, so she figured they must've passed out in the tea room, again, although this time there was going to be a very cute, shocking surprise waiting in store for her…
Youko slowly slid the door open with a wary sigh, a little small smile on her lips
"Okay you two time to get u-" her eyes suddenly went wide open as silence fell on her lips, what she saw was enough to make her cheeks go red, she saw a little boy with black hair that looked like Haruka, wearing a mini suit that Suzu had gave him, quietly sleeping with a smile on his lips, his cheeks tinged in pink
There was another boy, but he was unusual, he had silver hair, and was wearing a mini hakama that her dear Kan-chan would usually wear, there were a couple of things wrong with this picture though.
Haruka and Kantarou mysteriously vanished
There are two boys in their places
And the little boy with silver hair has Neko ears and a Neko Tail!!
Two red orbs fluttered open, a tiny yawn escaping the tiny boys lips as he got into a sitting position, two silver ears twitched, the little boy stared at Youko with a little un known look, as if he had no idea where he was or who she is. Youko swallowed her shock as she began to speak.
"K-Kan-chan is that you?" all that she got out of mini Neko Kantarou Look-a-like was a little "Meow" which would make anyone go aww in seconds.
"AAAAAGH!!" Youko jumped as she turned her gaze to the other boy, his face bright red with shock and fright. "K-Kantarou what the hell" his hands were placed unto his own body before he screamed once again.
"What the heck?!" he turned his head to Youko who was now at a lost for words, she didn't know how to react right now or what to say for a matter in fact. "Y-Youko, what happened to us?"
After Shock
After all that had happened a couple of hours later, little Neko Kantarou was busy meowing while he got himself stuck on a tree, chibi Haruka on the other hand was annoyed at this, he told the little version of his master not to walk off too far, but now giving the thought that Kantarou might not understand what he was saying was even more irritating than his usual childish master.
"What did I tell you?!" Haruka spread his now tiny wings and flew up at the tree, hooking one arm under his tiny master's knees while he grasped the little kitty's shoulders, gently making his way down to the ground once more. Once that Haruka placed Kantarou back on the ground, on his own two legs did Haruka decide to teach him a lesson.
"Now listen you!" he tapped Kantarou's nose
"Meow!" the tiny folklorist didn't seem to enjoy the little tap on his nose, as he placed both hands unto it, his eyes now watering about to draw tears. "Just because you happen to be my master, doesn't mean that you can get away with this okay?!" Kantarou tilted his head, eyes blinked, ears twitched.
"Meow" he can't take it anymore, it's been a couple of hours and this was driving him mad. He stomped his feet into the house, Neko Kantarou tight on his heels as he followed Chibi Tengu into the home, Haruka walked up to Youko, pulling her kimono, Youko who was trying to figure out what happened, snapped out of her train of thought that had been derailed and looked down at Haruka.
"Youko I can't take this anymore, Kantarou's driving me mind" Youko giggled, he looked cute "You sure he doesn't do that anyway? Besides…" she looked to see little Kantarou hugging unto her, she patted his head as Kantarou purred, his ears tilting downwards, his tail shaking in excitement, Haruka narrowed his eyes.
"Kantarou's, not causing much trouble" this time she could hear a growl from Haruka, he pointed at the Neko, which made little Kantarou hide for protection behind the Kitsune demon.
"You call climbing unto trees, pulling my hair, falling off rooftops may I add that he ended up landing on me twice!! Much trouble!!" Youko shrugged her shoulders. "Hey at least he's not clawing your wings Haruka…" she swore she heard Haruka mutter a 'yet'.
"Anyway, I'm going to see Lord Sugino…"
"Great, maybe he can explain this, lets go" Youko placed a hand unto his shoulder, the little Chibi Tengu looked at her confused as Youko graced his presence with a smile, one that was about to make dire consequences . "I'm Going to see Lord Sugino; You are going to stay here and look after Kantarou and make sure he doesn't get into any trouble"
All colour in Haruka's face faded…
"Youko, please don't do this…this is, this is crazy…" Youko got a bag as she placed the bottle that the two had earlier and placed it in it, she made a giggle, a hand placed unto Haruka's head, messing his hair. "Youko!!"
"Meow" Kantarou clutched unto Haruka's waist, he purred adorably, little hands wrapped around Haruka's tiny childish waist. "Let go! Youko!!"
"Have fun kids, I should come back soon, keep an eye on Kantarou while I'm gone okay?" Haruka stood there with a purring Kantarou as Youko left the house, his face blank with no emotion what so ever. For once he felt like that he was going to regret this and the person he feared was Kantarou of all people or Neko…
"Youko"
"Meow!" Haruka snapped out of his thoughts, now noticing that the little Neko has vanished from his line of sight, there were a couple of crashing noises followed by more meowing and the occasional screech. Chibi Haruka ran into the other room, the kitchen to where he heard those noises and jumped as he saw tiny pieces of glass and china on the floor.
Oh god the good china, Youko was going to freak if she comes back…
After he cleaned up the mess he turned his head round to see where Kantarou was, sadly though there was no trace of him in the kitchen, all of a sudden more crashing and smashing could be heard followed by more meowing.
"What now?!"
Hours Later
Neko Kan-chan placed a little hand unto the plaster that was on his knee, Haruka immediately tapped his nose. An annoyed frown forming on his features, he waved a finger in front of Kantarou's eyes before slamming a fist lightly unto Kantarou's head, which made the Neko cry while saying in an agitated voice:-
"Don't pick at it, because of you, now we're going to have to buy a new China set before Youko gets back from Sugino's, I hope your happy!!"
"Meow" was the only reply he got from his pint sized master, along with a tilt of the head and two red orbs blinking adoringly at him, Haruka couldn't help but blush. He grasped kitty Kan-chan's hand as he pulled him out of the house, before he left he made sure to get Kantarou's wallet.
Meanwhile with Youko and Sugino
"Awww yes I remember this bottle, it's used by other Tengu demons to surprise each other, I got one once, Muu-chan wouldn't sop hugging me for weeks, even though I had no problem with that" Sugino explained as he examined the bottle. Youko stared at the bottle as well.
"But how did it wind up in our house?" Sugino shrugged
"A demon might've left it there by mistake, you said that Demon Eater and Kantarou drank it, must've been a sight too see…although…" Youko's demon ears began to show, she wanted to listen to what Sugino had to say. "Was there anything unusual about them when you found them?"
"Well they both turned into kids, Kantarou had Neko ears and a tail" Sugino froze, his eyes widened, this began to worry Youko "Is it something bad?"
"Hmm…Well there were rumours about it having a different effect on humans if they were to ever come across it, but the most common side effect was rabbit ears" Youko placed an image of child Kantarou with bunny ears into her head, she immediately shock it away, that would be going a little bit too far. "Any idea how long it'll last for?"
Sugino wondered for a moment before he answered the question "Well that depend on how much they drank, if they drank half of it each then it would last for twenty four hours, if one had more than the other then it would last longer, don't worry though, it'll fade, have you seen Muu-chan?" Youko shock her head. Sugino then completely lost it
"She went to see Kantarou didn't she? Muu-chan how can you be so attached to a human like that when you have me for a husband, oh Muu-chan!!" he whimpered as he latched unto Youko, she sweat dropped.
This was going to take a while…
Tokyo China Store
"Sorry kid, this isn't nearly the right amount" Haruka slumped unto the counter, this was just perfect, he finally finds the right China that they had before Kantarou trashed the China. Little Kantarou was looking all over the place, with a little pocky stick tightly clutched in his hand as he munched on it happily.
"Look I really need that tea set…" the man at the counter sighed heavily, the little Tengu could tell that the old timer had been dealing cases like this for years, still he wasn't going to lose, the legendary Tengu being beaten by a mortal, never!! He would rather die than let that happen.
"Listen kid, you probably snatched this from your mother's pocket without her looking, besides, this isn't even half the amount so put it away and…what are you doing?!!" the clerk shrieked, Haruka slowly brought his attention to Kantarou Neko, seeing that the little silver haired Neko was climbing on top of a Buddha statue, reaching for his pocky, that has somehow mysteriously appeared on the Buddha's right hand, has Buddha decided that he likes sweets more than vegetables?
Probably not…
"Get off that Buddha statue; you don't know how many people I had to blackmail to get that!!! Oops" the clerk sweat dropped as Haruka turned his gaze, a smirk curving his lips, dark child like eyes looking as if he was sent by the devil.
Suddenly an evil thought just crossed Haruka's mind "You want me to get him off the statue yes?"
Little Kan-chan blinked cutely as he finally got his pocky out of Buddha-sama's grasp "Meow?"
Blink, Blink
After persuading the clerk to hand the china set over in exchange for Kantarou not wrecking the poor clerk's store, a cheerful, childish smile graced the Tengu's lips as he giggled, the little Neko Kantarou happily following him from behind, munching on some strawberry pocky that Haruka bought because he devoured the last pack.
"That was easy, he he heh, ne?!" all colour on Haruka's face faded as dropped his head unto his chest, a giant sweat drop appearing on his head "I really hope Youko finds a cure soon, I just acted like a kid there for a moment…"
"Meow" Haruka felt two arms encircle him and something rubbing against his back, he turned his head to see Kantarou trying to be a bit too cuddly with him, Haruka had to admit, the little boy did look cute with those ears and the tail, the way they moved, the way they swayed, it just suited him a bit too much, he was tempted to pet him but then Haruka thought he'd be giving in to his childish side.
He narrowed his black orbed eyes at the Neko as he muttered in a type of nonchalant tone of voice "Your enjoying this way too much aren't you?" big red pools looked at him, a tiny smile appearing on his face with two pink splashes covering his pearly cheeks. "Mew"
The Chibi Tengu blushed as he grasped Kantarou's hand gently, walking down the pathway with his tiny master behind him. Haruka was suppose to be home looking after the house and Kantarou from any mischief
When Kantarou turned back to the usual guy he knows, Haruka was going to make sure to taunt him about this, telling him how childish he was being! That would give Kantarou some humility for a change instead of it always being him.
He wondered if Kantarou would be shocked if he ever remembered this?
Probably would…
Tug, Tug
"Meow" Haruka looked at Kantarou who seemed to be quiet interested in a certain box that was filled with mochi; Haruka frowned when Kantarou was trying to pull him to the stall, although Haruka was not one to give in so easily.
"No" he pulled Kantarou back to his side; the little Neko Boy seemed to be awfully confused with this denial. He tries again only being stopped by the same action once more, this was when he decided to bring on the kitty cute tears. "Sniff, Sniff"
Tap
"No crying"
"Meow" was the sad reply, two big red watery eyes looked at Haruka brightly, they sparkled looking as if they were about to let the water looks loose at any moment, this Haruka did not want to deal with, he was no good with kids, Suzu and Rosalie was an exception, but they were both girls and he was gorgeous, Kantarou one the other hand is a boy and plus he's cute and adorable right now in this form, if Kantarou cries then this is only going to make a scene, making him feel bad and look like the bad guy, this was one thing that Haruka did not need on his agenda today
He sighed in defeat
"I told you Ibaragi, I don't need medicine!!" Haruka froze as he turned his head round behind him, a woman with curly long blond hair, pink eyes with a long red dress, looking over to a young man who wore a military uniform. He looked very annoyed at his companion.
"Lord Raikou you can either stand there, be quiet like a good little military captain or you will do a tantrum like a little child" she snapped, a devious smile lacing her lips. Raikou muttered many curses under his breath only to be stopped by his subordinates overpowering gaze that looked as if it would kill him.
"I can't be out here when I'm trying to plot revenge against Ichinomiya!!" he growled. Haruka couldn't help but continue to smile and laugh at him, Ibaragi did the same. "Like that's anything new, what did he do this time?"
"Absolutely nothing!!!"
"Meow!" Haruka jumped looking at his hand, Kantarou was no longer there by his side, he seemed to have mysteriously wondered over to Ibaragi, then tripped and fell over his feet, Kantarou began to cry for a while, his knees seemed to have been skinned from the ground, again and that plaster that Haruka placed on him earlier seemed to have peeled off as well.
Not good, not good!!
"Aww did you fall down little guy?" surprisingly is has come to Haruka's attention that Ibaragi seems to have a motherly side, she gently picked up Kantarou, the thing about having Neko ears and a tail never once seemed to register into Ibaragi's mind, she cradled the little scholar in her arms as she looked at the knees "Did that hurt?" Little Kantarou looked at Ibaragi, tiny tears going down her cheeks. Ibaragi placed a hand unto the knees, slowly letting it heal with her power, while Raikou looked at the little silver haired Neko suspiciously.
"Now doesn't that feel better" Ibaragi placed a little kiss unto his cheek, "Meow" Haruka couldn't believe when he saw his master cuddling in Ibaragi's grasp, could it be that Kantarou had a secret crush on Raikou's demon, Ibaragi? The Onikui Tengu hopes not for his sake…
Raikou snatched the little Neko out of Ibaragi's caring hands and stared at Kantarou straight in the face, this send a chill down the Chibi Tengu's spine?
"You look awfully familiar?" Haruka gasped, he had to do something and he had to do it now, if that bastard ever realised that he was holding a chibi-sized Neko Kantarou, he'd probably give him a torture worse than death…
A ticklish Torture…
Haruka stopped for a moment, Ticklish Torture? A hand was placed through his fine black hair, slowly shaking his head, for shame he felt like a little child on his way to the dentist…
If he ever met one…
Which thankfully he hasn't, he heard Rosalie and Suzu talk about it and the dentist sounded like a very frightening person to him, that's why he always stayed close to Kantarou whenever they walked past a Dentist Clinic.
Raikou now has began to pull Kantarou's Neko ears, then his tail which annoyed Kantarou greatly, Ibaragi seemed to show sympathy for once in her life.
"Lord Raikou stop terrorising the child, you're scaring him…" she pleaded, Raikou ignored the warning as he gazed into the ruby orbs, Kantarou sniffled away with tears falling down his cheeks. "What are you? A Neko Youkai? Nooo, you don't seem like a Youkai" he pulled Kantarou's ear one more time and this was when the little Neko decided enough was enough!!
Chomp!!
"Ow!! Why you little?!" Ibaragi had to hold Raikou back from killing the little silver haired Neko then and there. This is where Haruka decided to stand in, he didn't want Youko nagging in his ear when he got back home, making sure that the China set was still tucked under his arm, and then coming out with the words that he can only think off at the current time in the whole situation up to date.
"Kantar-Kantari!!"
Kantari? Kami-sama give me strength A chill went down Haruka's spine
"I'm so sorry, my little…brother always wonders away when I'm not looking" again Haruka couldn't help but feel a chill slowly crawling up his childish back, but he pushed it down before it took full effect.
"K-Kantar-ri, come on we have to go, before m-mother tells us off" Haruka quickly grabbed Kantarou's wrist as he pulled the little Exor-tot away from their enemies, just before they figure it out and by they he mainly means Raikou…
"Their both adorable" Ibaragi giggled, a seductive hand placed on her lips, her cheeks bright red as mad thoughts began to race through her mind as Raikou continued to growl, placing his hand unto the bite mark that the little Neko inflicted. "That silver haired kid is a little monster, yet they seemed so familiar, wouldn't you agree Ibaragi? Oro? Ibaragi?"
Suddenly Ibaragi pressed her body against Lord Raikou, her eyes filled with serious determination and seductiveness, bring her lips close to her lord and whispered in his ear making him blush.
"Let's have a baby…"
"Uuuh…o-okay"
Ichinomiya Residence
"I'm home" Youko hollered as she entered into the house, Sugino following the Kitsune demon into the place. He placed a hand unto his lips as he yelled, his voice was literally echoing through out the home, like a microphone.
"Oi, Onikui, where are you? Have you seen Muu-chan?" there was no response, until they heard Muu-chan squealing from the tea room. They both looked at each other as they made their way to the room, gently sliding the door open, Muu-chan was there, pulling a pink quilt over two sleeping boys, Haruka's arms were gently wrapped around Kantarou's small body that was tucked to his chest, Kantarou's tail was slowly swaying from side to side under the quilt, moving it slightly, but not too much.
"Awww they must've gotten tired…" Youko mused, her eyes glittered like she was about to hug them at any moment.
"Yeah, they do look cute, I'm surprised Demon Eater looks so adorable and I hate to admit it but that bastard Kantarou looks cute too, come on Muu-chan better leave them be, don't want to wake them now do we?" with that Muu-chan ran out of the room and jumped into Sugino's arms with a little "Muu" and snuggled her head down on her husband's chest.
"Nighty night you two"
Click
To Be Continued
Youkai Of Hearts: I decided to write this as a two part story, the second part will probably come out soon, but don't have a clue until then, so keep this in an alert okay? Not really as funny as I wanted it to be, it turned out more cute than comedy, then again it's cute though ain't it?
I should really have added the Raikou x Ibaragi Paring and I do admit that they were a bit out of character but that was because this is my first time writing them in a story before…well besides the first Tactics fic I did but that was a dream scene…
Anyways about Kantarou going "Meow" all the time, I thought that would be adorable, besides who can't resist a Neko Kantarou? Cats are adorable (Fan Girlish giggles)
Well until next time, see yeah