Constant Craving, a Quinn Fabray Fanfic.
Quinn Fabray walked down the halls of McKliney high. she considered herself to be the hbic, and god damnit, she was! She was so much prettier and smarter and awesomer than all the losers here, espicially one specific whore. shelby corcoran got a job at the beginning of quinn's senior year, and she hated that slut cow. In fact, just now Shelby was walking towards her, carring Quinn's bastard child in her arms.
hey, how the fuck are you? quinn questioned beth's mom
"Pretty fucking good, Bitch!" Shelby screamed as the babby started crying.
quinn fabray, mr figgins shouted, we need you in the principal's office
Quinn rolled her eyes, wanting nothing more than to throw the child down the stairs as part of her mood swings, but, instead, she settled for flipping Shelby off as she walked towards Figgins.
with a stride in her walk, the ice queen swayed her junk to the idinas office. Figgins smiled his usual 'I'll kill you in your sleep' smile as he spoke, "Lucy Fabray! How pleasent to see you!"
pull out a chair and sit down, ms. pillsbury will be with you in a few minutes.
"Why the hell do I need to speak with dat bish," Quinn questioned, as she sat.
ms. fabray, i'm sorry, but it is conducive to your, and the other students at McKinley's environment, if you have someone to speak with
Just then, Ms. Pillsbury strolled into the womb, eyes wide as she pulled out some hand sanitizer.
the sound of ms. pillsbury's walk interrupted quinn's peering into the teacher's lounge, watching mr. shue microwave some bacon
"Quinn, what is-" Ms. Pillsbury spoke before Quinn got up, sprinting into the teachers lounge, mouth salivating.
even if schuester wasn't microwaving her favorite food, she would've left the room, anyway; she hated that pgymy-eyed homewrecker
"Oh, hello Quinn," Will said, as he pulled the plate out of the microwave. "What are you doing here?"
"BACON!" Quinn screamed, punching Will in his butt chin and snatching the plate.
"QUINN!" Will yelled, cradiling his babby ass of a chin. "That's my property."
"LOL, sure," Quinn replied, stuffing the hickory smoked meat into her mouth. "BTW, I want some moar solos, please."
"B-but, your weak, nasally alto is-"
"I WANT SOME GODDAMN SOLOS, YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!" Quinn wailed, eating all da bakons.
"OKAY, CHEESUS!" Will replied. "TAKE THE SOLOS, YOU PSYCHOTIC BITCH!"
And, thus, Quinn Fabray got all the solos in glee club. Rachel was eaten by a pack of wolves, never going on to win a Tony. Klaine continued to fuck and Will died.
THE END!