50 shades of Cooper
By Cooper Anderson
Flo that hot insurance lady from TV was quickly walking down the hall to get to her next audition when she ran into an EXTREMELY attractive man. He was like a hot talented actor Jesus and Flo was totally into him. She tried to apologize for almost knocking him over which could have seriously injured his nice ass but Cooper's striking blue eyes hypnotized her and she couldn't find the words. Instead they just started making out which was awesome because she was almost as famous as he was and it's hard to find girls like that.
"You remind me of a hot Nicolas Cage" she whispered into his ear
And woah this lady knew how to romance a man, which is why Cooper pointed at her and yelled "YOU KNOW HOW TO ROMANCE A MAN!" and then took her hand and ran to get a taxi…it was only moments before Cooper had her in his apartment and they were rushing to his bed.
When they got to the bed they laid down and started to make out again. Cooper noticed Flo tasted like coffee, and Flo noticed that Cooper tasted like sexy. They let their hands explore each other's bodies and Cooper was excited to introduce Flo to cooper junior which was the name for his dick (but there was nothing junior about it if you know what I mean). Cooper undid his pants and Flo brushed her hands closer and closer until she was gripping his-
But then Cooper's cock blocking little brother knocked open the door, and told him to stop because APPARENTLY THIS STORY IS "INAPPROPRIATE COOPER" WHEN IT'S ACTUALLY ART.
I AM AN ARTIST, BLAINE.
AN ARTIST.