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Halloween Madness: ZATR Style
Drabble 1: Corn maze of DOOM
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"I think we're lost..."
"We're not lost."
"Then let me see the map."
"Hold on, I gotta-"
"GIVE ME THE MAP."
Zim gave an irritated huff, "Okay, fine!" He complied with his girlfriend's demand and handed her the map.
She snatched the map from his hand, peering closely at the overhead view-map of the corn field maze. "Damn it, Zim, I told you we should have stayed close to Dib and Gaz, but noooo, you just happened to convince me that you knew the way!"
He couldn't help the sly smirk that appeared over his features. "Well it's your fault for trusting me, even though I DID know where I was going!"
This earned him a slap to the back of his hand. "Idiot. You only thought you knew."
"I still know!" he protested, rubbing the back of his hand.
"Then point to where we are on the map." She handed him the map, crossing her arms over her chest in an impatient manner.
"CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!"
"Maybe if you continue to scream like that, the humans will hear us and send a rescue team."
Zim threw a glare in her direction before turning to the map in his hands. They were standing in the middle of a six-way: six possible different paths surrounding them. The map, however, showed that there were about five other six-ways like the one the two disguised irkens were standing in. "Uhhh..." he glanced around, then glanced back at the map. He did this about five times until Tak took notice and gave an irritated sigh.
"You don't know at all, do you?"
There came no response.
"I'll take that stunned silence as a 'hell no'."
Zim threw his mate another glare. "This isn't my fault."
"This is completely your fault!"
"Now what would make you think that?"
"Because we've been here for four fucking hours trying to find our way out!"
There was a pause. "Okay... Point taken. Still, I don't see how this is my fault."
Another slap to the back of the head. "Idiot." Tak turned and began to head down one of the paths, unsure yet praying that it was the right path back to the entrance.
"Idiocy can be an efficient quality!" Zim called out as he quickly ran after her, not wanting to be completely alone in the maze. He was pretty sure he had heard some rustling deep inside the tall stalks of corn earlier. "AND A TURN ON! YOU KNOW IT TURNS YOU ON!"
"SHUT UP!"
A/N: the lack of ZATR here hurts me. And I apologize for my lack of ZATR. I haven't had any good ideas for even a Drabble. Until now. ;)
There'll be a drabble per chapter. How many, possible five at the most. The only halloween activities I could come up with are:
Corn maze (which I just did)
Pumpkin Carving
Playing around in Halloween stores
Decorating
Trick or Treating
...and that's it. XD If there's any other Halloween activities you feel I left out, let me know! My goal is to have this completely done by the end of October. Again, they'll be drabbles, meaning they'll be short chapters. In order for quick updates, they'll have to be short. Not completely short, but not seriously long, either. Probably under a thousand words.
Some drabbles will have funny, girlfriend/boyfriend banter, others might have fluff. Others might have some naughty undertones. We'll see where I can fit them. ;)
Anyway, please review! Sorry for not writing in a while! Lack of ideas. DX