Yeah, another one. sigh Hope you enjoy.
Disclaimer: I
do not own Naruto. If I did there would be more violence and
swearing.
:D
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1. Draw rainbows, hearts, butterflies, etc. on his goard
2. Make sure it NEVER comes out
3. Everytime you see him scream, "Sandman!"
4. Then sing it
5. One word. Yaoi
6. Dye his hair pink
7. After that, start calling him Pinky instead
8. Call the zoo and tell them you found their lost panda
9. Then call animal control and tell them you found a racoon
10. Yell at him for using the wrong shade of mascara
11. Dye all his clothes hot pink
12. Steal his teddy bear
13. Take pictures of Lee, post them in his room, and listen to him scream!
14. Dye his gourd pink and write on it "I'm so pretty, oh so pretty, so pretty and witty and gay!"
15. Make him kiss Lee
16. Tell him Orochimaru is giving up on getting Sasuke's body and instead is trying to get his for sexual purposes
17. Tell him Lee wants to make out with him
18. Sell him to some crazed fangirl on ebay
19. ...or boy
20. Start randomly beating the crap out of him and then when he ask you what you're doing, run off screaming "RAPE!"
21. Tell him about the most wonderful dream you had and ask him if he had any dreams last night
22. If he tells you about his insomnia tell him thats why he's so ugly, he never gets any beauty sleep
23. Ask him if he's ever heard of a brush
24. When he tries to use desert coffin or desert funeral tell him he looks like he's groping someone
25. Ask him how his mom is doing
26. Tell him his father is the coolest person you know
27. Buy him lipstick that "compliment his eyes"
28. Poke his forehead constantly
29. Show him endless pictures of GaaXLee
30. Tell him that he should be with Lee
31. Ask him if he has a "thing" for Lee
32. Refer to him as a racoon