We see a team of pegasi on a track, they all had their wings ready to fly, "And...GO!" the teacher said shooting a starting gun, they all flew fastly but one pegasus was ahead, she had a cyan pelt, a rainbow mane and tail, and a lightning bolt cutie mark, she crossed the finish mark first and her friend Sunbeam, a white unicorn with a pink mane and tail with a purple stripe in it and a sun cutie mark was using magic to write on a clipboard, "Great job Rainbow Dash, you beat your previous time!" she said, Rainbow wiped her head with a towel, "Hey Dashie, if you're so athletic, why don't you join a team?" she asked, "Because if I join a team...I miss my prime time Wonderbolts show." she said in a serious tone.
The bell rang, telling the students it was time for lunch, we see Rainbow Dash and the unicorn eating lunch, Rainbow Dash was eating a chocolate cornet, "Hey Sunbeam, which end of a chocolate cornet do you eat?" she asked the unicorn, "Hmm, I usually eat the head." Sunbeam said, "Oh I see...which is the head? the fat end or the thin end?" Rainbow asked, "I always thought it was the thin end." Sunbeam said, "Oh I always thought it was the fat end, but why would the thin end be the head?" she asked, "Well doesn't it look like a seashell?" Sunbeam asked, "Oh well, I always thought abotu a caterpillar." Rainbow said, Sunbeam jumped with a nervous look, "C-Caterpillar?" she asked, she hated bugs.
"But I guess it works if you picture a seashell." Rainbow said then bit into the cornet, only to have chocolate leak out, she licked it off and took another bite, more chocolate leaked out, just then another pegasus with a cream pelt and a pink mane and tail and a butterfly cutie mark walked by, she watched Rainbow eat it, "Um excuse me, maybe if you cut the thin end and eat it with the excess chocolate?" she asked shyly, Rainbow smiled and drank some milk, "Good thinking, Fluttershy, you sure are smart." she said, "Oh everypony has their own way of eating." Fluttershy smiled.
"Ooh, how do you eat cream puffs?" Sunbeam asked, "Oh I love cream puffs," Fluttershy said, holding one up, "I open it and use one half to scoop the cream up, that way I don't have to worry about spilling." she said, "Ooh how about the cream puffs that have custard and cream inside, do you mix them?" Sunbeam asked, "No, never." FLuttershy said, "But how would you mix them?" she asked, "I'm just asking." Sunbeam smiled.
"Do you eat the strawberry on a shortcake or the chestnut on a Mont Blanc?" Rainbow asked, "Let's see, there are also strawberries between layers of spongecake, I follow a normal distibution of strawberries, cream and cake as I eat, so there isn't a set time for eating the strawberry." Fluttershy said, "You really know your stuff." Rainbow said, "When I eat cheesecake, I save the strawberry for last," Sunbeam said, "But sometimes i get full and wind up not eating it, or somepony in my family takes it, I don't mind though." she said.
"Your favorites have to come first." Rainbow said, "I don't think I've seen anypony take one from sis before." Sunbeam said, "Hehe, that's Twilight Sparkle for ya, never misses a step." Rainbow smirked.
"Are you able to eat the last bite of a popsicle without dropping it?" Sunbeam asked, "Dropping it?" Fluttershy asked, "Yeah, the last bite, if you don't eat it right, it'll drop." Sunbeam said, "You could rotate it as you eat." Fluttershy suggested, "ooh that's a good idea!" Sunbeam said, "I'm not very fond of ice cream cones." Fluttershy said.
"Why?" Sunbeam asked, "I hate it when there's only the cone left." Fluttershy said, "Oh yeah, because you're left with some cone." Sunbeam said, "I push the ice cream in as I eat." Rainbow said, "But how do you push the ice cream in, Dashie?" Sunbeam asked, "I do some push and pull action as I eat." Rainbow explained, "Push and pull?" Fluttershy asked.
"Well, you use balance right?" Sunbeam asked, Fluttershy nodded, "then what do you do when you eat rice? do you mix the rice and the sauce?" Rainbow asked, "No I don't mix them but I make sure they're equally portioned." Fluttershy said, "I always mix mine up, what about you Dashie?" Sunbeam asked, "Depends on what I have, if I have raw egg or worcester sauce, I do a little mixy wixy." Rainbow said, "Worcester sauce in curry?" Sunbeam asked, "It's good stuff." Rainbow said.
"Do you put worcester sauce in fried eggs?" Sunbeam asked, "I put soy sauce on fried eggs." Rainbow said, "I always use mayonnaise." Sunbeam said, "On your fried eggs? I don't mean boiled eggs." Fluttershy said, "You see, mayonnaise goes well with most egg dishes." Sunbeam said, "Do you use it on curry?" Rainbow asked, "It's really good on white rice, and it's a must on beef bowls." Sunbeam said, "It's also good with parent bowls, you know how eggs and chicken meat are child and parent, once I add mayonnaise I call it an expanded family bowl." Sunbeam said, "and i usually hate natto but once I added mayonaisse I liked it." she said, making Rainbow raise an eyebrow, "I can't imagine that." she said, "Although putting it on soft boiled eggs would be best." Sunbeam said.
"The fried eggs at my house are half done, my dad likes to suck the yolk out, if it's overcooked, he can't suck it out." Rainbow said, "And skewered chicken?" Sunbeam asked, "What about it?" the cyan pegasus asked, "Do you leave it on the spit or take it off?" Sunbeam asked, "Well, if I'm alone, I leave it on but if I'm with somepony, I take it off." Fluttershy said, "I see, but isn't it akward when only one's left?" Sunbeam asked, "Yes, I can never take the last one.' FLuttershy said, "As it sits, it starts to get dry, and when the busboy is about to take it and you say "No we're not done with that!" then you leave without eating it." Rainbow said, "I feel sorry for it." Fluttershy said, they sat there for a few seconds until Sunbeam beoke the silence, "And I feel sorry for the meat that's stuck to the grill when you barbeque." she said, "When you're chatting and grilling, it's a busy ordeal." Fluttershy said.
"Grilling onion beef tongue slices is the worst since it's done in no time." Rainbow said, "Yeah, they're done in just one flip." Sunbeam said, "Flip? with onion beef tongue slices? Sunbeam, everypony knows you don't flip them." Rainbow said, "You don't?" Sunbeam asked, "The onions on top will fall off, they finish cooking and you don't have to flip them." Rainbow Dash said, then she remembered something, "Oh yeah, which end is the head of a cornet?" she asked, Sunbeam jumped again and got a nervous look.
We see an indigo unicorn with a purple mane with a pink stripe reading a newspapaer, "Super bad colt..." she said, soon she was walking with Rainbow Dash and Sunbeam, this is Twilight Sparkle, Sunbeam's twin sister, "there have been a lot of foalnapping cases, colts forcing mares to call them master and stuff." she said, "But isn't that less of an issue of morals like playing too many dating sims and adult games?" Rainbow asked, "Aren't you talking about yourself?" Twilight asked with an annoyed look, Rainbow just looked off to the side and the three stopped walking, "Wait a second why are you so into the adult scenario, ms. 20 percent cooler?" Twilight asked, Rainow got a mischievous smile and Sunbeam got that nervous look again.
Wee see a cat named Opal yawn, "Lucky Ponies." Twilight, Sunbeam, FLuttershy and Rainbow Dash said in unison.
"Your grades are really good Fluttershy, don't you have any faults?" Rainbow asked the next day at school as they looked at grades, "Well, I'm ashamed to say I have a tendancy to brrod out or space out." she said, "Sometimes if I'm in a hurry, I'll trip over myself and worst of all I got my tail stuck in a train door once." she said, "Fluttershy those aren't faults...but the elements of turning people on" Rainbow said, "W-what?" Fluttershy asked with a blush, Sunbeam was really red now, 'What was going on in Rainbow's head all that time?" she thought.
"Fluttershy why do you have your mane covering part of your face when you're really pretty? you'll only get a small bit of audience." Rainbow said, "That's uh..." Sunbeam said with a sweatdrop, "Setting aside the issue of popularity, why don't you keep your mane away from your face?" she asked, "well I'm really embarrased to say this but...I'm afraid to see what everypony will think..." she said, Rainbow narrowed her eyes, "Dang, she's innocent on all levels, a regular cutie pie!" she thought.
Soon, Sunbeam and Rainbow Dash were walking somewhere until Sunbeam noticed something, "Hey Dashie, is that Fluttershy?" she asked, they saw Fluttershy pacing in front of a mane salon, "Is she getting a new manestyle?" Sunbeam asked, Fluttershy then bumped into the sign and started to panic and ran off, 'Poor Fluttershy." Sunbeam said, "Maybe she's better off this way.' Rainbow said.
The next day...
"Twilight's at home with a cold?" Rainbow asked, "yeah, she couldn't get out of bed but she doesn't sound like she has the flu." Sunbeam said, "Heh, I'm stupid so I don't have to worry about getting the flu." Rainbow said, Sunbeam giggled, "I heard that works on colds but the flu too?" she asked, "...There's a difference between the cold and the flu?" Rainbow asked, "Well, there is a difference...I think." Sunbeam said.
The two decided to ask an expert, "The difference between a cold and the flu?" Fluttershy asked, Rainbow nodded, "Well...the flu is caused by a virus and the symptoms are fever, aching throughout the body and loss of complications, on the other hand the symptoms of a cold are a sore throat, runny nose and the fever doesn't run as high." Fluttershy said.
"I see..." Rainbow said with an annoyed look, making Fluttershy jump a bit, "B-but they share many similarities so you can say the flu is an upgraded version of the cold." she said, "I see!" Rainbow said happily and soon she was thinking, "Hey Dashie what's with the pensive look?" Sunbeam asked, "I was thinking about our conversation this morning and...you didn't disagree when I said I was stupid." Rainbow said, Sunbeam gasped, 'No no, I didn't mean it like that!" she said.
We see Twilight in bed sleeping, "Oh Rainbow Dash what a surprise." a voice said, "She's here to visit sis." Sunbeam said, "Aww, Twilight looks so cute when she's asleep." Rainbow said flying above Twilight, "AAH!" Twilight said, shooting up "What are you doing in here? get out!" Twilight said angrily, "Hey relax, I wanted to see how you were doing." Rainbow said, "H-huh? you came to visit me?" Twilight asked, "Yup!" Rainbow said, "B-But I don't want you catching my cold!" she said, "I can't belive it, she's visitng me, she must've been worried..." Twilight thought, just then she saw Rainbow at her desk, "Actually I wanted to see your homework from the other day, plus I got to see your sleeping face." Rainbow said, "Get out." Twilight said irritated.
The next day...
"Twilight, Fluttershy's here to see you!" her mom called, "OK!" Twilight said, "I brought you some flowers." Fluttershy said, holding a bouquet of flowers, "Thank you!" Twilight said, taking it with her magic, "Have a seat." she said to Fluttershy, "Thank you." Fluttershy said and sat down, "I was coming back with the others but my schedule is overwhelming." Fluttershy said, "It's ok." Twilight said, "And I brought budgets for the clubs and...what else id there?" Flutterhsy asked, "Oh I'm nbot tiring you out anm i?" she asked, "No not at all, this is how a visit's supposed to be!" Twilight said happily, "did something happen?" Fluttershy asked, Twilight explained what happened with the pegasus, "and it was like good grief, Rainbow Dash!" she said.
"Well, maybe she looked at your face because she didn't wanna wake you up and the homework may have been an attempt to cheer you up." Fluttershy asked, "Is this mare a saint! I never thought of that!" Twilight thought, "Come to think of it, where's Sunbeam?" Fluttershy asked, just then Sunbeam came in, looking tired, "Morning, Twi, you feeling better?" she asked, she noticed Fluttershy was in the room and froze up, then silently closed the door.
The two giggled, "You see, she's more laid back then a pony who's sick." Twilight said, she came back in, "I-I'm sorry, I usually don't look like this.." she said to Fluttershy, "it's alright, I understand." Fluttershy smiled, "I usually don't wear my pajamas." Sunbeam said, 'Those are pajamas?" Fluttershy asked, Sunbeam nodded, "Those are cute, you can't even tell they're pajamas." Fluttershy smiled, "Really?" Sunbeam asked, Flutterhsy nodded they then started talking about them and Twilight sighed, "The conversation of dumb and dumber." she thought.
The next day they had physical exams at schhol, Rainbow came out first, "Dang I'm still short..." she thought, Sunbeam cane out looking embarrased, "I blew it this time..." she said walking away, then Twilight came out, "Ok it's gone up a little, that's good..." she said, then Fluttershy came out with a smile, 'LUCKY YOU! YOU GET TO COME OUT PERFECTLY!" Twilight said angrily, making the timid pegasus jump.
Soon it was lunchtime, "hey I'm here!" Twilight said, holding her lunchbox with her magic, "Hey, haven't you noticed Twilight comes here a lot? don't you have any friends in your class?" Rainbow asked, "Don't put me on your level." Twilight said with an annoyed look, "Ok, I thought you were being ostracized or soemthing." Rainbow said, "Worry less about me and more of your lack of a social life." Twilight said, "Funny you should say that because every night I have a hundred friends in a party." Rainbow said, "Huh?" Twilight asked, "Me and my teammates retrieve the Elements of Harmony and defeat the ultimate boss, Discord!" Rainbow said, "Are you talking about a game?" Twilight asked
"Come to think about it, I haven't seen him in awhile..." Rainbow said, "Who?" Sunbeam asked, "Probably somepony from a game." Twilight said,
"yeah, there was this colt who played a Rogue Warrior, he said he was gonna enhance his fighting skills with monsters but we never saw him again." Rainbow said, biting into her cornet, "you mean he isolated himself from the game?" Twilight asked, eating a daisy sandwich, "Well inheard from a friend of mine he's laying low in the sewers." Rainbow said, "you mean he isolated himself in the game AND real life!" Twilight asked, "Well I dunno the details but his log in details say he's online." Rainbow said, "And besides, it's the same pony in the case." she said.
"So how'd you two meet anyway?" Twilight asked, "Well, this pony was gonna take Sunbeam away so I used my sonic rainboom pile driver to knock hm out!" Rainbow said proudly, "Why are we talkign about games?" Twilight asked, Sunbeam giggled, "Turns out he just wanted directions, but I couldn't understand him." she said, "Wait a minute, you mean you just beat up a total stranger?" Twilight asked Rainbow in shock, Rainbow nodded proudly, then she got serious, "It's that time again." she said, "Is something gonna happen?" Sunbeam asked, "No, but the Tigers' season just started." Rainbow said, "You don't like sports Dashie?" Sunbeam asked,"But since your so athletic, I thought you would." she said, Rainbow got face to face with Sunbeam, "But if they get an extra inning, it messes up the Wonderbolts show." she said, "It sucks to lose something you like." Sunbeam said.
At this, Rainbow looked at Twilight, "Hey Twi, when do you eat the strawberry on a shortcake?" she asked, "Why?" Twilight asked, "Well, you seem like the pony to save your favorites for last." Rainbow said, "Well I do but it depends on the situation." Twilight said, "Next question: when do you flip an onion beef tongue slice?" Rainbow asked, "Well, it's done in no time but it's easier to flip." Twilight said, "You can't! the onions on top will fall off." Rainbow said, "But aren't onions just a topping?" Twilight asked, "But then the onions won't get grilled." Rainbow said, "Uh..." Twilight said, "You'll get it in time." Rainbow said.
"So have you made any real life friends besides us?" Twilight asked, "Well I had one back in kindergarten." Rainbow said, drinking some milk, "So you did have one." Twilight said, "I haven't heard from her in awhile, she wrote she wanted to be a witch." Rainbow said, "So she was one of your kind." Twilight said. now irritated.
We see Opal now sleeping, "Lucky Ponies." all 4 said.
"IT'S TIME FOR LUCKY PONY CHANNEL!"
A filly with a purple mane with a white stripe and a tiara popped up, 'Hello, I'm Diamond Tiara, the most popular pony in Ponyville! Welcome to the first ever episode of Lucky Pony Channel!" she said waving her front hooves in the air, we see a gray pony with a light gray mane in a braid and she wore glasses, "My best friend Silver Spoon's gonna be my co-host! Now let's read fanmail!" Diamond Tiara said.
"This one's from Celery Lover in Manehattan," Silver Spoon said, pushing her glasses up quickly, "Diamond Tiara, congratulations on Lucky Pony channel," Silver Spoon read, "Thank you!" Diamond Tiara said, "Since you're an idol, how much do you make?" Silver Sppon read, Diamond just sat there with a grin, "H-How much do I make?" she asked, "Yes." Silver Spoon said.
Diamond Tiara now had an annoyed look, "You wanna know something? there's no point in asking that." she droned, "I've been working since I was a foal, so the money still goes to my parents, sure I get an allowance but boy do they skimp." Diamond kept droning, "Wait...now that I think about it, mom's been coming home with a ton of designer purses lately, is she using the money from this show to get them!" she growled, "Don't play with me mom, just cuz dad's not giving you any money doesn't make me your personal pony bank!" she said.
Just then, the theme song played, "Aww, we're out of time!" Diamond tiara said, "But keep sending your fan mail in and if we like it enough we'll read it on the air! bye!" she said, waving, then the screen went black.
"Silver Spoon, we're not actually appearing in the fic, are we?" Diamond Tiara asked.
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oh my Luna, that took like 3 hours to write! be sure to R&R! bye!