Goodbye, World of Twilight, a twilight fanfic

GOODBYE, WORLD OF TWILIGHT

I was listening to Elton John's "Goodbye, Yellow Brick Road" and new lyrics automatically started going through my head. They sounded good to me, and I decided to do at least one more song this year.

It's a perfect time to do this too, with the release of "Breaking Dawn" and all.

Original Song © Elton John

New Lyrics © unicorn-skydancer08

Twilight © Stephenie Meyer

When is it going to cool down?
When is it going to end?
Just when you think it's over,
The whole crazy hype fires up again

You know this can't go on forever
How did things get so insane?
Just when you think you've had more than enough
Miss Meyer decides to dish out more pain

So goodbye, world of Twilight
With your silly and superfluous strife
You've lost your chance to impress me
I'm going back to my life
Back to those proper and practical things
Where everything is all right
Well, what do you know?
Turns out there is a world beyond the world of Twilight

What will you zealots do then,
As soon as you reach the end?
It'll take you a couple of liquors with licorice
To get you on your feet again

Maybe you'll find a replacement
Maybe you'll develop true taste
Such books are a dozen a penny
So much potential has gone, gone to waste