SaturnMax: I do not own anything.
Yami: Apart from her soul…
Malik: Which I promised not to try and send to the Shadow realm.
SM: Haven't I got the little psychopath well trained.
Yugi: Can I have my Yami back?
SM: No because I need him for my disclaimer.
Yugi: Ok.
Yami: SaturnMax does not own Yu-Gi-Oh! Any Egyptian Gods and the cast of Stargate SG1.
SM: Thank you.
Random place
Yugi: Where's my yami?
(SM: Sorry here he is Yugi. (Returns Yami and Malik to rightful places.))
Yugi: Thank you.
Tristan: I hate Joey.
Tea: That is random.
Pegasus: I want my millennium eye back.
Bakura: I will never return it.
One of the big guys dressed in black comes out of the shadows and tips Bakura upside-down making the millennium eye fell out, Pegasus picked it up and ran away laughing, along with wallets and crowbars.
Yami: Where did you get the crowbar?
Bakura: (Still the wrong way up) I took it from a supple store.
Malik: I want to talk.
Joey: So do I. Wait I just did, hurray.
Bakura: (His face gone red from blood building in his head.) You have my millennium ring don't you Malik?
Malik: No technically Marik has it.
Marik: Liar. You have it.
Bakura: Whoever has it give it back!
Malik, Marik: NO!
The dudes drop Bakura and go after Malik and Marik. In a short while Bakura had his Ring on and Malik and Marik were in a heap on the floor.
Malik: Oh, Anubis why have you left me.
Suddenly a dark clad figure emerged from a shining light.
Figure: I am Anubis.
Everyone: Cool.
Anubis: I know.
Yami: So where have you been?
Malik: Why didn't you help me?
Bakura: What have you been doing?
Anubis: I didn't come earlier because I have been trying to destroy SG1.
Yugi: What's SG1?
Anubis: A military team hired by the US government to travel to new worlds by the means of a Stargate, which is this big circular thing that has a blue thing in the middle that looks like a puddle.
Marik: What stopping you from destroying them?
Joey: I've seen that show. Aren't you an evil bloke trying to take over the earth and if you do your going to make all humans slaves?
Anubis: Point being?
(SM: I always say that.)
Tristan: How can you Egyptians pray to this guy?
Yami, Malik & Bakura: We're not humans.
Tea: They have got a point.
Yugi: So why cant you win?
Anubis: The others keep getting in my way.
Three more figures came out of a light.
Anubis: This is Ra, Osiris and Baal.
Everyone: Hi.
Baal: I'm crazy.
Ra: I am in the movie.
Anubis: I am in a movie too.
Yami & Yugi: But you lost.
(SM: Only guessing. I haven't seen the movie I'm only guessing Anubis lost; otherwise there wouldn't be the Waking the Dragon series.)
Osiris: Go and kill SG1.
Ra: Yeah cos they killed me!
Baal: I'm the bad guy at the moment.
Anubis: I'm more of a bad guy then you would ever be. And I was the closest to destroying them.
Osiris: Yeah but Daniel Jackson nearly destroyed you.
Ra: Loser.
Baal: I have your system lord section.
Anubis: Leave me alone.
Osiris: Go kill SG1.
Malik: Tell me their names and I'll send their souls to the shadow realm.
Bakura: No! I want to send them to the shadow realm.
Yami: Neither of you are going to send them to the shadow realm because I am.
Malik: I will because I am evil.
Bakura: No I will because I am a tomb robber.
Yami: I am a pharaoh so I outrank both of you.
Ra: Their names are as follows; Jack O'Neal, Samantha Carter, Daniel Jackson and Tealc.
Malik, Bakura & Yami: I will get them.
Yugi: No you're not Yami!
Yami: Mean.
Malik & Bakura: Poor Pharaoh.
Malik and Bakura run of clutching their millennium items and dreaming of pleasing the Gods.
Ra, Anubis, Osiris and Baal disappeared laughing.
Yami: I wanted to go too.
Yugi: Tough luck.
With SaturnMax
SM: I am weird.
Yami: Evil people have all the fun.
Malik & Bakura: Don't we just.
SM: Read and Review means you read and then Review which is what you should do now.
Yami, Malik & Bakura: Do as she says! Read and Review!
SM: Bye. R&R