I am very new to this online gaming this and I have no idea what I am doing here.

As I was searching for the Cook's Assistant, I decided I would experiment with this new game. So, here are my adventures…

I am really having trouble reading this world map and following this Hint Arrow. So, I am just going to wonder around until I feel like concentrating.

I come upon a musician. He looks like a peaceful guy that might have some useful information.

"Who are you?" I ask. He says he can help me relax. That'd be nice. My curiosity is peaked.

He goes on and on about how music can be a healing remedy to our stressful lives. I am almost ready to leave, but I will give him a few more seconds. Blah, blah, blah…see ya!

Ooh, I found a sign post. I am not ready to go to the Cook's Assistant yet. I feel like going South to the Cumbridge Swamps. Before I go, though, I want to talk to the Doomsayer. Usually I feel rushed, but I am a bit curious today as to whom everyone is. After all, there are so many people in this world that I feel lost just standing in one place.

Doomsayer: "Dooom!" I might like this guy. He says doom is all around us. Seems accurate enough for me to keep talking. Who's the wizard looking guy running around, I think to myself.

There's a quack from somewhere.

Anyway, back to Doomsayer/Danger Tutor. Blah, blah, blah…tell me something useful. See ya!

I am on my way South again when I see another sign post. "So far 276 unlucky adventurers have died today on Runescape." I better be careful. I didn't even know I could die in this game.

I am passing by all sorts of people at all sorts of levels (level 4, 32, 17, etc.). I am thinking these people are really good at this game or have been playing a long time.

There's that quack again.

Back on my way. Victoria tells me not to take money from her brother if I see him. Ok, good to know.

I really can't navigate my character; I keep walking into rooms and through doors. I have no idea where I am going or what I am doing. Maybe I should just go find the Cook's Assistant.

It appears I am in the swamps, because nothing is here, except for some creepy level 5 person just standing there watching me.

This is boring. I guess I will go find the Cook's Assistant.

Ooh, a fight. I am going to watch this or try to get involved. Let's get some action in this boring world.

Whoah! A huge spider. What is going on in this world?

I just attacked a goblin. I am not sure what to do here. I can't run away!

I won! I won! But I have almost no energy. I am not going to do that again.

Back on my way to see the Cook's Assistant. I can finally see where I need to go. Can't wait to talk to him and find out what he needs.

I am terrible at this game. I wanted to walk to the Cook's assistant and talk to him, but I went down the trap door. I've got to find my way out of here. Ooh, there's some cabbage.

Who keeps quacking?