Disclaimer: I do not own Invader Zim
Four years… four times has this massive ball of filth circled it's sun… all the while no progress has been made. Will I never overthrow humanity? The Tallest haven't been answering my calls for about a week now. I guess they don't want to bother if I'm gonna take this long. But I'm not gonna give up! No! I'm taking over this nasty rock, even if the Tallest aren't interested in it anymore!
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We bin' here a LOOOONG TIIIIIIIME! We bin' here SOOOO long mastah's usen' a diffren' disguise! He looks like one of those bikers on TV now. I wanna diffren' disguise too… like a mongoose, or a piggy! Dib still knows who mastah is cuz' mastah's green skin is a "dead giveaway" whateva' that means… Zit' mean they give away corpses? I hope not, mastah hates zombies.
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Has it really been four years? Have I really not captured Zim in all this time? Did Gaz really just punch me in the face for talking to myself? Sadly the answer to all these questions is yes. I don't get it! Will I ever win? The closest I've ever come was the time I captured that little robot-dog thing. I was about to hook him… her… it up to the computer, when it yelled something about tacos, and jumped out the window. I wonder how Zim can stand living with that thing? Oh well, back to my homework…