Chapter 1: A Slightly Normal Day: Meeting New and Old
(The Introduction)
Summary: While Ranma, the Tendo family and a friend are at home, they and the whole of Nerima, Japan suddenly find themselves in JUUOCHO, the underworld! What will happen next? Hilarity ensues! (supposedly.)
A/N: MUAHAHAHA! Nutz12 is BACK! :B I've been "dead" for awhile. But I'm back, with a remake of my first ever fanfic! I had a few good fanfics on my "disappearance" but.. my computer crashed and I've lost my fics FOREVAH.. TT Ah well. I'm glad I decided to remake this one. I love it! It's my fave since it's my first ever fic. I hope you like it as much as I did! MUAHAHAHA!!
Just as a side note... you might be wondering: "WHO THE MAN IS SAKURA?!"
She's just a made up character. She used to be my favorite one!
Now... on to the story! MUAHAHAHA! -cough cough- ehem..
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(Setting: Furinkan High, early in the morning)
"RANMA NO BAKA!" The raven-haired girl shouted, with a mallet in hand, "COME BACK HERE!"
"I DIDN'T DO IT!" Ranma shot back, as he dodged her countless blows. He stepped to the side quickly, as the gigantic hammer missed the pony-tailed martial artist's rib-cage. He gulped.
"USOTSU--"
"Akane-chan!" A bright voice from the crowd interrupted. Akane stopped, in mid-air (She was about to jump at Ranma).
"Who's there?" Akane said, landing gracefully on the ground. She dropped her "weapon" and looked suspiciously at the place where she had suspected the voice came from.
"It's me, silly!" The owner of the voice replied cheerfully, as this person stepped out from the crowd.
"Sakura-chan!" Akane squealed. She pulled the girl into a tight bear-hug.
"---can't--breathe--" The girl had managed to sputter. Akane grinned apologetically as she let go of her friend. The young red-haired girl grinned back, as if to say the other girl was forgiven.
"Chotto matte! Am I missing something here?!" Ranma said. He looked confusedly at the two.
"Ah, gomen, Ranma-kun! This is my friend, Sakura. I haven't seen her in quite awhile."
Ranma nodded, and sweatdropped slightly as Sakura approached him. "Hi! As you've heard, my name is Sakura. Sakura Kenji. Nice 'ta meet you!" She smiled, sticking out her hand. Ranma reached out his hand, about to shake it, but out of the blue, a bolt of lightning struck! (A/N: You all know what's about to happen... otherwise, you wouldn't really be looking in the "Ranma ½" section for fan fiction, would you? -sweat-)
"AHAHA! What is this I see?! A young maiden, here for me!" Kuno said, as he had appeared suddenly. He wore a stupid grin on his face as he stepped toward the girl. Sakura turned calmly away from the fool, even if she was a bit agitated. She turned back at Akane, and calmly said:
"Akane, who is this pervert?"
"Oh, that's Kuno-senpai.. he's always like that." Akane said.
Kuno made like he didn't hear, and jumped high into the sky to lunge at the two girls.
"AHAHAHA! MY LOVELIES!" He shouted, with open arms. Sakura and Akane stared at the flying fool.
"BAKA!" They screamed together, launching the poor idiot into space as the bell signaling them to class rang.
Author's Achuchuchu: MUAHAHA! Yes. I am full of nut. Almonds especially. Eh-- corny-ness aside... yeah. This chapter was weird. Oo; Ah... the next chapter will be better! I promise!Hiei: Usotsuki.
A: SHADDUP! -ties Hiei to a boulder on the edge of a cliff- MUAHAHA! DIE!
-cricket chirp-
YOU SAW NOTHING! -dangerous tone of voice-
MUAHAHA! -cough cough-