Author's Note: This came to me out of the blue, and I had to upload it right away. Enjoy!
Disclamer: I don't own anything. And the quotes, if anyone's wondering, are from Groucho Marx, with the exeption of the last one.
Teal'c sighed. He had tried very hard this time, he really had.
In the cafeteria, when someone had asked him if he was a vegetarian, he had answered,
"I am not a vegetarian, but I eat animals who are."
When discussing female relationships with O'Neill, he had commented,
"Man do not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him."
After he had fought bravely on P3X-376, and MajorCarter asked him if the person he was checking for life signs was dead, he had answered,
"Either he is dead, or my watch has stopped."
When JonasQuinn had asked him how he liked having him on the team, he had said, truthfully,
"I have nothing but confidence in you, and very little of that."
When O'Neill had recovered sufficiently from their earlier conversation, and asked him of his opinion in a matter regarding fishing, he had stated,
"I cannot say that I do not disagree with you."
When saying goodbye to JonasQuinn, after DanielJackson had returned to the team, he had told him,
"I never forget a face, but in your case, I will be glad to make an exception."
Now, when he was sitting on the infirmary bed, his team eying him warily and DoctorFrasier asking him questions regarding his sanity, he came to this conclusion;
Whoever said, "Humor is a universal language," deserved to die a horrible, violent death...