This came to me like a balloon flying in the wind! (...what?)
You know you're obsessed with Kenneth "Kenny" Mccormick when...
* You wear an orange hoodie or any kind for that matter, to cover your face.
* You squeal every time you see or hear his name, even if it's a guy on T.V or in a book etc.
* You are perverted.
* Mostly all your stories have him in it, as the main character or friends with has a special job in the story.
* You want to punch all the girls he dated in the show in the face! They deserve it, he's YOURS.
* You probably dislike all straight couples that has him in it.
* You crave the moment they show his face for a WHOLE episode.
* You think ever story that has Kenny in it, is awesome!
*Every story that doesn't have him in it, or have him being the bad one, you get angry and stop reading.
* You wish to marry someone with his name, or at least the last name.
*You were jealous of Cartman when he had Kenny's soul inside of him.
*You think in situations, "What would Kenny do..."
* You tried, and maybe did, talked like him all day.
*Your friends or people around you are irritated when you keep talking about him.
*You get mad when they say, "He's just a cartoon character. He's not real!"
* You yell at them.
* You get sad because, you know he's not real. Only in your heart.
* Or you believe he IS real, somewhere out there...
* You want to meet the person who Kenny is based off of.
*You Wikipedia him a bunch of times.
* You take Which South Park Character Are You quizzes hoping to get him.
* When you get him, you squeal and jump. SUCCESS!
*When you don't get him, you call the quiz a rip off and inaccurate.
* You beg people to just say his name, you love to hear it when others say it.
*You scream inside every time he comes up on the screen.
* You have several pictures of him.
*One or some of your usernames have his name, or something about him, in it.
*You attempt to draw Kenny and hug the picture.
* You go around displaying the picture to everyone happily.
* You get angry when they say it's ugly or it looks nothing like him.
* Every time you hear someone talking about immortality, you say "You should see Kenny, he can't die." Or something like that.
* When he has his hood on, and you hear the -beep- sound, you know he cursed and you squeal.
*You mostly or completely understand everything he's saying.
* You knew Mysterion was him all along.
*Mysterion is the most damn hottest super hero ever!
*When people ask you, "who's your favorite super hero?" You answer, Mysterion.
*You have a little sibling you must protect in order to be like him.
*You love waffles.
* Kenny is your guardian angel.
*You would get that.
That's all I have for Kenneth(short I know!), now on to Kyle!