A/N : I know, I know, I have stories to update.
Short one-shot : Brittany wants to be Cupid tor Valentine's day. Brittany POV.
Disclaimer : I do not own Glee.
I woke up with Lord Tubbington laying down on my head and possibly sleeping peacefully, dreaming of cats and dogs finally making peace and being friends again. No, Tubbs is not a hippie, and he doesn't smoke weed. At least, I don't think he does. I'll have to check his pockets the next time I start the washing-machine.
Trying to push him off my face, he hissed at me.
"That's really mean, Tubbs, you shouldn't to that to your mother." I told him, making a mental note that I would ground him later on in the week. And by 'grounding' I mean, no mobile phone, nor tweeting.
I got out of bed, showered, got changed, and ate my morning bowl of Lucky Charms. All of that while planning my awesome idea for today.
Today is Valentine's day. The day of love.
I walked out of my house and set off to school, writing down a few ideas on my pink notepad. I think that I should get paid for coming up with such great ideas. I mean, people are going to fight for my ideas when I become the president of our country. Then Barack Obama will be so proud of me. I just know it. I've got my whole live planned out exactly how I want it to be, in my head.
When I arrived at school, I quickly put myself into my business mind and started working.
"I once used my time-machine and I saw your future child. So just hurry up and get together straight away. No wasting time !" I said, tapping the shoulders of some random couple sitting on a bench in front of our school.
I rushed inside and I immediately knew what to do.
"Quinn, honey, Rachel keeps looking at you over there. She's totally in love with you. Go get your girl" I told the her, pushing her over to the small brunette who was standing next to her locker.
They stood there awkwardly and I didn't quite get why... Maybe they're just scared of admitting their feelings, or something like that. I guess they need a little help. "You two are both so shy, it's so cute" I started, "But you know, with the sexual tension flying around you, you guys seriously need to get a room. Now, just kiss, it's Valentine's day. There are janitor closets everywhere, you know, if your kisses get kind of steamy."
I smiled, before waiting for both of the girls to make out. But they didn't, they were just blushing, acting like red tomatoes. So I figured that it was because I was there in between them. "Oops! I'm blocking your way ! Sorry, girls, you can get to it now" I beamed, waling away from them and heading into class.
Everyone was all couple-y and the guys were sending notes to their girlfriends, trying to not get caught by the teacher.
When the bell rang, I headed off to Glee club, sitting down on one of the chairs as soon as I arrived in the choir room.
Mike and Tina were already together, so I didn't have to help them. Sugar and Rory were also together, and Blaine was with Kurt, so they didn't need my assistance. However, there was a very high amount of single people. And it's Valentine's day, so that can't be possible, not this day.
"Psht, Pucky!" I whispered, nudging the boy's arm. He turned to look at me and I said, "Finn is trying to have eye sex with you." I casually stated, forcing him to look over at the tall guy. They stared at each other for a little moment and I assumed that they were already undressing each other with their eyes.
So, leaning forward, I tapped Merecedes's left shoulder, causing her to turn around and look at her left. There was Sam already gazing at her since the start of the lesson.
Oh, love. I don't think anyone can control it.
"Sanny" I smiled, turning to my girlfriend who was right next to me. "Now that everyone's having eye sex, I'm ready to spend Valentine's day with you."