Chapter 1: Kitty Stampede
Hi! This is the third fanfic that I've made and I hope that it doesn't get all confusing like some failed attempts I made at others that I didn't post on the site. For this chapter I'll be using third person, but for the chapters afterwards the POV will be switching between the characters. Let it be known that I unfortunately don't own Naruto and I can't transport you to their world. I broke my machine that allows me to do that, now I can't see Shikamaru! *sobs* Anyways if you haven't been able to tell I'm somewhat obsessed with the Akatsuki, who wouldn't be? Anyways on with the reading, make sure to R & R! Warning: Not everything in this story will happen to you on the off chance you do go to the Naruto world. They may just kill you on the spot, now isn't that a happy thought? You can expect a lot of cursing. This chapter will definitely be better than the prologue!
"Okay at the count of three we ram that wall." Ray J says. "Okay." The other cats meowed. "One…" "Three!" An excited yellow kitten yelled, bouncing off the wall. "Why didn't anyone else follow me?" Reina sniffs. Ray J sighed. "Alright, on my count. One…two…three!" They all rushed at the wall, knocking it over. "Yay! I mean oh shit!" Ray J and the others were sent tumbling out of the box. "Jashin damn it Ray J that hurt!" Iris hissed. "Yeah well at least I got us out of there!" "Oh crap, when Ray J is mad we're all screwed." Danielle muttered, licking the short black fur on her paws. The others stared at her. "What? I'm a cat so I might as well act like it." She shrugs. Ray J's violet tail swished irately as Iris tried to provoke her into a fight. "What the hell is all that racket!" Kisame groaned, looking at the small kittens. "Oh my Jashin, it's Kisame!" All the Naruto fans purred. "Big fishie!" Reina meowed. "That means we're near the Akatsuki hideout! Stampede people, err I mean cats!" The others looked at Ray J in confusion. "How did we turn into cats?" Danielle asks. "Who cares? We're adorable!" Reina meows happily. "I hate cats." Megan mutters.
Several weirdly colored cats ran into the base, surprising the bunch of hardened criminals. They all went to their favorite Akatsuki members and started purring. "Where the hell did these things come from?" Hidan yells, holding up a very happy Ray J. "I don't know, all I found was a box!" Kisame yells, trying to be heard over the happy kittens. "Kisame, there's something written on the box." Kakuzu points out. Kisame read the message aloud. "Warning: Do not hug. What the hell does that mean?" Kisame asks. "The kitties are so cute!" Tobi says, snuggling a blonde kitten. Smoke appears along with a confuse, very human Reina. "Nya! Scary people!" She shouts, running into the Akatsuki bathroom. "Was she…" "Yep, no clothes." Hidan finished. The violet kitten went to Konan and started tugging on her cloak, leading her to the bathroom. Konan quickly lent the scared girl some of her clothes. Reina came out of the bathroom a little pale but other than that she was fine. Hidan followed Konan to the bathroom; he wanted to see another one of the girls. He picked up the violet cat and she tried to claw his eyes out, she knew exactly what he was going to do! Smoke appeared and Ray J punched Hidan in the face, glaring at him. "You better not do that to anyone else." She growled, her forest green eyes glaring at Hidan as her friend threw a cloak over her.
"Alright cute kitty friends, come to change back to your human forms!" Reina called cheerfully, watching six kittens walk obediently into the bathroom. Reina and Ray J waited outside patiently but Hidan just had to say something. "What the hell kind of name is Ray J? It makes you sound like a guy and you definitely aren't." Hidan smirked. "That's 'cause she's our tom boy." Iris says, poking her head out the bathroom. " 'Cause she's sexy and she knows it!" The other girls laughed. "Yeah, you almost dance exactly like that guy off of LMFAO!" Reina laughs. "Hey! I was on medication when I did that!" Ray J protests. "You're on medication? Let me guess, for being crazy?" Hidan laughs. "She has ADHD TV!" Ray J smacked herself in the forehead. "Why me?" She groaned. "What's ADHD?" "It's when people like me do crazy shit when they're bored." Ray J says. "And the medicine will wear off in 3…2…1…" Ray J blinked; to Hidan she didn't look that different. The other girls spilled out of the bathroom; there was no way that they were going to miss this! "Wait for her brain to kick in." Iris muttered. "Oh my Jashin! We're in the fucking Akatsuki hideout! Hell, yeah I'm gonna have fun with this." Ray J grins, going into the other room. "And there she goes… getting ready to cause chaos. I am so proud." Danielle says, wiping an imaginary tear away from her face for her friend. There was a squeal of joy, explosions, curses and someone was even crying! (Anyone want to guess who that was?) "Hidan!" Pein yelled.
"How the hell is this my fault!" Hidan yelled. "You're the one that turned her human." Reina said cheerfully. "Don't worry though, she'll calm down after she spends all her energy." Danielle smirks. "Okay so now we can go crazy?" Lynn asks. The girls looked at their friend of Russian descent, knowing exactly what happens when she goes crazy. The tall girl with black curled hair would try getting her hands on some soda (she couldn't stomach vodka; who knew?) and starts to act drunk. Then somehow they'd all get dragged into a game of strip poker, a game that Ray J always lost. Ray J then walked into the room quietly while Hidan's back was turned to the door frame. One of the girls smirked but before Hidan could turn around to see what was so funny Ray J tackled him from behind. "I always save the best for last." Ray J chuckled. "What the hell Ray J! All you did was hug them and they reacted like that? Dang." There went Danielle's plan on trying to hug her favorite character. "Get off of me!" Hidan yells, trying to shake her loose. It was like she had a death grip on him; never underestimate a fan girl it will get you killed. "You have really big muscles Hidan; I could barely get my arms around your waist." Ray J muttered but she didn't care. Just like that her fit of hyper activity went away, but that left Reina feeling bored. I'm gonna hug the big fishie. Reina thought, she was the only girl who hadn't watched Naruto.
"Big fish, can I hug you?" Reina asks sweetly. The others just stared in shock as Kisame felt himself blush, at least this time he had a choice. "Sure ah…" "Reina." She says cheerfully. "I'm Kisame." He barely got the words out before he was hugged. An awkward silence then followed. "Dang it! Why hasn't anything blown up? I wanted another explosion!" Danielle complains. Deidara's eye widened in amusement. "I want soda!" Lynn complains. "No soda!" The girls yell as Lynn goes to sulk in an emo corner. "What? No soda!" Tobi went to join Lynn in the corner. "Girls, come in here." Pein's voice growled from the living room. Six frightened girls and a slightly amused girl walked into the room. "Names." He snapped. Reina lifted her head up from the hug to look at Pein, brushing her long blonde hair out of her hazel eyes. "Reina." She said, going back to her hug. Ray J twirled her mid length violet hair around her finger nervously, staying near Hidan. "Ray J." Lynn was next and she blew her hair out of her blue eyes in irritation. "Lynn and you better have soda." She muttered darkly. Danielle just stared at Pein curiously and tried not to giggle, he would never make it through a metal detector. She had spiky black hair and brown eyes. "My name is Danielle Leader-sama." Danielle says, trying not to laugh out loud. Iris had gray hair, which she blamed on her friends putting her through a lot of crap throughout her life but was actually her natural hair color. It was like she was born old. "My name is Iris." She says, glaring at Danielle with her bright green eyes. Kiss up. She thought angrily in her head. Megan looked at Pein and sighed. She had long dark brown hair and hazel eyes. "My name is Megan, I'm Ray J's younger sister." She sighed.
Jennifer and Shane looked at each other nervously, not knowing which of them should speak first. "Um." They both started nervously. "Jenn you start first." Ray J sighed, looking to the girl with her long black hair in a ponytail and silver eyes. "My name is Jennifer." She said nervously. That only left her emotionless twin left for introductions. Shane glanced at Jennifer and sighed. She had short silver hair and golden eyes. "And my name is Shane, Jenn and I are twins." She said with a shrug. They looked nothing alike! "Alright then, who are you guys?" Reina asks, all the girls face palmed. "I told you a million times, they're the Akatsuki." Ray J sighs. "The blondie is Deidara, Goth plant is Zetsu, you already know Kisame, dude that looks like a punk rocker is Pein, puppet with red hair is Sasori, Tobi has a mask, Kakuzu is a miser, Konan's the chick with major skills, Itachi is the hotness with his long black hair and onyx eyes and Hidan has a scythe, muscles, and is super sexy." Ray J finished with her favorite character. "That was one long ass sentence." Danielle muttered. "What are your secrets of awesomeness?" Lynn yells. Ray J sweat dropped. "Who are you talking to?" Ray J asks. "Everybody." And cue another sweat drop.
"How do you know our names un?" "Well my kick ass terrorist, where we're from you're all in an anime called Naruto." Ray J says, Hidan looked pissed. "The fucking jinchuuriki gets his own damn show?" Hidan yells angrily. "Yeah we know right? You guys are a thousand times better!" Reina yells. "Uh Reina? Do you even know who he is?" Danielle asks. "Um, no?" Ray J face palmed. "Reina I love ya, but sometimes you're a little much." She groaned. "So now what?" Iris asks. Pein sighed. "Well we can't have you wandering around our world telling people where we live…" "We would never do that!" Reina gasped, Lynn covered her mouth. "If this is anything like those fan fictions we've read I know what he'll say next!" Lynn squealed. "You'll be with us until we find a way to send you back to your world." Pein says as the girls started jumping up and down excitedly, he held his hand out in a stopping motion. "But we're low on space so you'll be sharing rooms, two Akatsuki and two girls per room. Two on a mattress, two on the floor." Pein says. "What?" Everyone was shocked. "Alright, here's where the girls will go. Ray J and Shane will room with Hidan and Kakuzu." "Hells yeah!" Ray J fist pumped while Hidan was trying to bottle his anger. Shane tried her best to look cool and collected but blushed slightly when she saw Kakuzu. "Reina and Megan will room with Kisame and Itachi." "Yay!" Reina went to hug Kisame again. Megan looked at the Uchiha and fainted as soon as she heard him say, "Hn." "Danielle and Jennifer will be rooming with Deidara and Sasori." Jennifer gave Sasori a shy smile and Danielle smirked. "Lynn and Iris will room in Zetsu and Tobi's room." "No!" Both the girls groaned, it was sure to be a nightmare. "You are all dismissed." Pein says as they followed the Akatsuki to their rooms.
Just to let people know, there are people that are completely oblivious to the fact that Naruto exists. No we can not burn down their houses or force them to our houses to watch it hours on end. Unfortunately arson and kidnapping are considered illegal so don't try it. I borrowed a couple of my friend's names but the characters are nothing like them. I just made Lynn because I wanted to experiment with a character like her, in the later chapters she'll be causing some hilarious problems. Let me know what you think about the story and I'll try my best to remember to update this time, it is already too late for my other fanfics… R & R please!