-1Disclaimer: I don't own ANY of these character, HP characters belong to Jo, and unfortunately Edward belongs to Steph. -tears-
"Hermione, where are we going?" Ron asked impatiently.
"Well if you MUST know we're going to a muggle theatre with Harry and Ginny" she replied.
"WHAT! Why in the world would you want to do that????"
"Because Twilight: the movie comes out today!!!"
"Oh bloody hell, am I gonna have to listen to you swoon over your precious "Edward Cullen" for the next two hours?"
"Oh quite possibly, but Ginny will be too, and don't try to stop us or I'll hex you into next year Ronald!"
"Fine.." he mumbled as they walked to meet Ginny and Harry outside of the theatre.
"So how'd he take the new Gin?" Hermione said as she pointed over the Harry.
"Uhm.. He didn't object nearly as much as I thought he would" she responded.
"I wish your brother could be more like that." Hermione groaned. "Ohhh!!! Hurry! We have to go get seats!!"
The four of them crowded into the muggle movie theatre. You could faintly hear the sound of popcorn crunching and candy wrappers fumbling. They took the four seats nearest the middle on Ginny and Hermione's command.
The lights went down and the previews started.
"Why would people ever want to see these movies, oh yeah, muggles." Ron snorted out.
"SHHHH!!" Ginny and Hermione yelled in unison, "its starting!" as they both let out a slight giggle.
Bella appeared on the screen as the first part of the movie where she moves to Forks and is forced to talk with her father Charlie.
Then the two boys tried to fall asleep while the girls sat on the edge of their seats swaying slightly. The occasion "awww" or "mmmhhhhhh" escaped their lips. Making the boys look at each other, and then back to the girls with their brows furrowed, jealous.
When the movie ended they all walked outside of the theatre.
"OMC! He was even more beautiful than I imagined!" Ginny squeaked as Harry gave her a slight nudge so she'd realize he still existed.
"Oh I know! His lips… his skin….. His EYES!" Hermione stopped breathing as Ron ran over to show he was still there.
"Sorry Ronald, I guess I got a little sidetracked." Hermione responded.
"Hey you guys…" Harry began after not speaking a word for so long, "do any of you think that Edward guy looked kinda familiar somehow?"
"Yeah I kinda noticed," Ginny began.
"Hmmmm.. I didn't notice him just that Rosalie.. Wow was she wicked," Ron started before Hermione smacked him in the arm.
"Yeah I thought that too," Hermione agreed with Harry while hitting Ron, "let's find out who played him."
They ran over to the big movie cardboard cutout that muggle theatres have ever so often.
"Robert Pattinson…", Ginny said. "never heard of him." she shrugged.
"Me neither.." Hermione said.
"Wow he just looks so familiar…" Harry said, "Oh well let's go home."
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AN: If you don't get the humor, search Google Images (which I also don't own) and type in Robert Pattinson. He is the one who will play Edward in the Twilight movie.