ULTIMATE CHAMPIONSHIP WRESTLING PRESENTS... FURY OF KIVA, LIVE ON PAY-PER-VIEW!

Chapter 1: The Pre-show.

Squidward: 'Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the UCW Fury of Kiva preshow! I'm Squidward Tentacles and I'm joined tonight by Greg Sanders and Kif... and we're coming off of a hell of a victory at Three Chains of Destiny, where our representatives the Wild Kru soundly triumphed against teams CWF, CASZ & TWA in a 4-way elimination Survivor Series match in the main event of a power-packed show! And we thank those three companies and their owners for helping us... and I'm sure they thank us for helping them too!'

Greg: 'I loved that night so very much... as it brought together twenty wrestlers who may never see each other in the ring again! Never say never, as the other three companies are always willing to do business!'

Kif: 'Not to mention old scores and rivalries were settled! Most notably, Brian Griffin turning his back on the TWA after they disrespected him or vice versa! Brian has said he wants to come back to UCW, but DJ has pulled the Colin Delaney treatment and said that if Brian Griffin can win a set amount of matches, then Brian is welcomed back with open arms!'

Squidward: 'Let's take you back to when this occured.'

Three Chains of Destiny...

Homer Simpson then tried to break up the submission hold, only to have Brian Griffin grab ahold of him and try for the Rhode Island Driver, but Homer's attempt to fight out of it would end up working, as Brian dropped Homer right on top of Ace Armington, forcing him to break the Ace of Spades submission.

Homer and Peter Griffin then each clotheslined Ace and Brian out of the ring. Outside the ring, after Peter & Homer beat them up a little more, Ace and Brian got into an argument, Ace clearly upset about Brian dropping Homer on him. Ace then slapped Brian across the face, who responded by clotheslining the hell out of Ace, followed by hitting the Rhode Island Driver.

Brian then tossed Ace back into the ring and made his way backstage in a rage, with Lisa Simpson-Armington yelling after him.

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Ace: 'WHY DID YOU LEAVE ME LIKE THAT?'

Brian: 'Because you're a jerk!'

Ace: 'Oh! Let's see... you were the one to drop Homer on top of me and COST US THE MATCH! WE WOULDA' WON IT, BUT NO, YOU HAD TO DO THAT!'

Brian: 'HEY! This partnership is over! I am going back to UCW!'

Ace: 'HA! See if they take you back!'

Lisa: 'Yeah, they don't like you! Even Peter doesn't like you!'

Brian: 'Well I can try!'

Ace: 'Before you go, let me give you something...'

Ace surprised Brian Griffin with his Ace Kick finisher.

Ace: 'See, that's what you get! Betray me and you end up like this! Let go, honey!'

Lisa: 'Right.'

She stepped on Brian's crotch as he doubled over in pain while they left.

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Project X the next night...

DJ: 'Brian, I understand your feelings, but all the boys in the back are breathing down my neck about this issue... I'm afraid I can't just reactivate your contract just like that.'

Brian: 'It's okay, sir... I understand.'

Brian solemnly turned to leave, but DJ threw out an arm to stop him, with a sly smile on his face the whole time.

DJ: 'But then again... I have the power. The boys can't always tell me what to do... so are you up for a little roughhousing to prove to the boys and to yourself that you can still hang in UCW?'

Brian: 'Thank you, sir... thank you for this opportunity!'

DJ: 'The challenge shall begin at Fury of Kiva... when you take on Bam Margera in the first-ever Jackass Funhouse match, with the CKY crew of Ryan Dunn, Rake Yohn, Brandon DiCamillo, Tim Glomb and Brandon Novak as Bam's lumberjacks. Now, since this is a challenge, you'll be getting no lumberjacks of your own.'

Brian: 'That's no problem, sir... I'd be stupid to expect help or even sympathy after what I've done!'

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Squidward: 'So tonight... Brian Griffin finds himself utterly-outnumbered against 'The Jackass' Bam Margera and the CKY Crew in the first-ever Jackass Funhouse match, which I don't know what the hell is going on in!'

Greg: 'The boss explained it to me earlier; to start, Brian and Bam will begin in the ring and then start climbing the ladders onto the upper three levels. In each level, including the ring, a key is hidden in a box chained to the corner of a scaffolding. To get to the upper levels, you must use that key to unlock the door. Now, this is where it gets hard for Brian, because the CKY Crew's job is to protect the key from Brian's paws while giving Bam all kinds of help... this match is billed as No Disqualifications, so its legal for the CKY crew to interfere. Each floor is littered with Jackass-related weapons, like the shopping cart and maybe a skateboard here and there. The match is only won when either Brian or Bam pulls down the contract hanging in the air. If Bam pulls it down, then it means nothing. But if Brian acquires it, he has completed the first step on his journey to a contract!'

Kif: 'Very interesting concept. But I can't help but feel that Bam has homefield advantage!'

Squidward: 'Well, we are in the world-famous Philadelphia Spectrum, not that far from Bam Margera's hometown of Westchester, Pennsylvania! Lot of Bam and CKY fans in the house tonight!'

Greg: 'But back to business: Brian's ejection or abandonment of the TWA also set into motion our first-announced championship match here tonight! Unlikely challengers Homer Simpson & Peter Griffin defeated Brian and his former partner Ace Armington in battle last month to earn this title shot against WarGreymon & WereGarurumon, who had a very good night at Three Chains of Destiny... let's take you back!'

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Three Chains of Destiny - Homer & Peter become the No.1 contenders...

Peter then lifted up Ace and hit his finisher, the Chickenbuster, followed by Homer hitting Ace with the Homing Missile DDT. Homer then covered Ace for the 1-2-3.

Megaman: 'Here are your winners and the new number one contenders to the UCW Triple Crown World Tag Team championship at Fury of Kiva, HOMER SIMPSON & PETER GRIFFIN!'

Peter offered his hand to Homer, who hesitantly took it. In Homer's mind, now that the match was over, the cuffs were off and there was no need to be on the same page anymore. Homer kept his fists clenched just in case Peter wanted to fight, but Peter instead extended his hand. Homer was a little flabbergasted and the fans encouraged him to take the offer. Homer did and then the two giants kicked Ace Armington out of the ring.

Kif: 'Phew! Thank god that two TWA superstars won't be challenging for UCW gold next month!'

Squidward: 'My sentiments exactly, Kif! And if tonight's match was any indication, WarGreymon & WereGarurumon have a lot on their plate when they butt heads with the new contenders at Fury of Kiva!'

Greg: 'Let's celebrate for now! Go UCW!'

Three Chains of Destiny - War Games match...

Jake Long was about to help his teammates when WarGreymon lifted him up, hit the Terra Nova Driver and then locked in yet another figure four. It was an amazing sight to see as all four Digimon Union members had the figure four leglock locked in on their opponents, two in each ring, as the fans all yelled out 'Woooo!!' in tribute to the Nature Boy Ric Flair. About a minute into having the hold locked on all four opponents, Cheeseburger Eddy, Meowth, Chris Griffin, and Jake Long all tapped out at the exact same time. The referee called for the bell.

Megaman: 'Ladies and gentlemen, here are your winners of the War Games Elimination match, WarGreymon, WereGarurumon, Flamedramon and Rapidmon, THE DIGIMON UNION!'

The War Games cage was lifted from the two rings as the dWo retreated from them. Flamedramon had a huge grin on his face, having got payback for the I Quit loss at Internet Incident. As the Dragon World Order watched from the stage, the Digimon Union all raised their hands in victory. Now the Triple Crown Tag Team champions would watch with intent later during the No.1 contenders' match, thinking ahead to Fury of Kiva.

Project X the next night...

Peter took a sharp hit right to the jaw from Rapidmon, but when the Digimon went to throw another punch, Peter pulled him in and executed the Chickenbuster. He then tagged Homer into the match, who promptly climbed the top rope and got the win with the Fat Man Moonsault.

Megaman: 'Here are your winners, HOMER SIMPSON and PETER GRIFFIN!'

Their adversaries at Fury of Kiva, the Triple Crown World Tag Team champions WarGreymon and WereGarurumon, entered the ring and began applauding the efforts of their challengers. WereGarurumon extended his paw and Peter took it. WarGreymon did likewise with Homer. It would be a momentus occasion when all four competitors went 2-on-2 for the titles at Fury of Kiva.

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Squidward: 'Ultimate respect was exchanged between challengers and champions... but is that out the window tonight?'

Kif: 'If Peter and Homer want the tag titles tonight, then they better hope so.'

Greg: 'There has also been a lot of talk about a certain CWF superstar, who shall be making his official UCW debut tonight, the man who laid out Danny Phantom at Three Chains of Destiny, Ichigo Kurosaki!'

Kif: 'The Soul Reaper has come to UCW and he hasn't come to make friends! He's out for himself!'

Squidward: 'The open challenge was set and Max Goof signed the contract in his own blood! Max seems determined to put an end to Ichigo's reign of destruction in UCW before it even begins!'

Greg: 'Speaking of debuts... after impressing officials with his wrestling ability at UCW tryouts the past few weeks, Team TWA's captain Eddie Mofeta Jr.'s brother, Ozzy Mofeta, shall begin his own path here in UCW when he goes one-on-one with former CWF Hardcore champion Milhouse Van Houten!'

Kif: 'Rumour is that Eddie is going to be here as a second for his brother. I hope this doesn't mean trouble!'

Greg: 'And in addition to being Bam Margera's seconds in the Jackass Funhouse match, the CKY Crew faces the Kingdom Hearts Keybladers for the UCW 6-man Tag Team championship!'

Squidward: 'And then two very connected matches spring to mind next as Sasuke Uchiha takes on Kamen Rider Kiva, the victorious captain of Team UCW, in match that if he wins, he is added to Ultimate X for the chance to become King of Anime champion. Now, some changes were made to this match in the weeks leading up to this event; first, Guyver and Charizard both suffered injuries after their respective matches with Nero and Shinji Ikari, the current King of Anime champion, so they have both been pulled from the bout. But instead of making it a one-on-one affair, DJ Diddy Dog decided to add Flamedramon and former champion Naruto Uzamaki to the match, so its still a 4-way.'

Kif: 'And if Sasuke Uchiha loses to Kiva, he becomes the victim of a violent chain attack like Shadow the Hedgehog was after losing the No Holds Barred title to Ghost Rider.'

Greg: 'Now onto our major matches for tonight: our three main events. First, Daffy Duck & Donald Duck have promised to put up or shut up in the last match of their rivalry, known as Battle of the Ducks III!'

Kif: 'Here's how it all came about!'

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The OneShot - Battle of the Ducks I...

Back in the ring, Donald fights back with a big sidekick on Daffy as he comes off the ropes. Donald lifts up Daffy for a cradle piledriver, Daffy counters out with a back body drop and Donald gets in a huge superkick. Donald covers, but only gets a two count. Donald is shocked. Donald puts Daffy up on the corner. Daffy knocks Donald off, Daffy jumps and he nails Donald with a big flying elbow to the jaw. Daffy covers, but only gets a two count. Donald counters Daffy into a single boston crab as Daffy came off the ropes. Daffy tries to counter that into a boston crab of his own, Donald prevents it and Daffy slingshots Donald into the corner. Daffy hits Donald with a big running bulldog, springboards off the ropes, Donald puts up his knees, Daffy catches himself and Daffy applies the crab he was looking for. Suddenly, out from under the ring, King Mickey gets up on the ring apron, going after Daffy. Daffy knocks out the King, rolls up Donald, Donald kicks out of it and as Daffy flies towards the ropes Mickey nails him with his keyblade. Donald covers and gets the pinfall.

Megaman: 'Here is your winner of the Battle of the Ducks, DONALD DUCK!'

Second Night Stand - Battle of the Ducks II...

As Donald turned back towards the action, Daffy was behind him and finally got Arabian Tombstone that he had been looking for. However, instead of going for the pin, he left the ring and rolled Mickey into the ring. After dropped the Undisputed Champion with a Arabian Tombstone, Daffy turned around and was scooped up by Donald who landed a huge running Most Valuable Finisher (Island Driver, one of Samoa Joe's specials). Donald covered Daffy and hooked the leg as the referee counted the three to end the first fall.

Megaman: 'The winner of the first fall, DONALD DUCK!'

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With both toons teetering on the top of the ladder, Donald jumped over Daffy and attempted his counterpart's Arabian Powerbomb but Daffy held on at the top. Sylvester hit Donald with a steel chair and he let go. Daffy reached up and grabbed the briefcase, which tied the match one fall apiece.

Megaman: 'The winner of the second fall, DAFFY DUCK! The match is now tied one fall apiece, which calls for the steel cage to be lowered.'

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Once again, Daffy lifted the chair above his head and connected with Donald's head. Finally, he released Donald's arms and pulled him in, setting up the Arabian Tombstone Piledriver. With the chair placed on the canvas, Daffy smashed through and hit the finisher. Daffy then looked straight at the fans and began climbing the cage.

He stood right at the top and signalled for the Ducksault.

Squidward: 'HO-'

Greg: '-LY-'

Everyone: '-SHIT!'

Daffy hit the Ducksault with such devastation that the ring shook. He rolled around for a while, trying to get the feeling back in his gut before covering Donald for the 1-2-3.

Megaman: 'Here is your winner of the third fall, and at 2 falls to 1, the winner of Battle of the Ducks 2, DAFFY DUCK!'

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Project X - The night after Three Chains of Destiny...

Daffy shook his head at the crowd who, like him, were sick to death of Donald's constant interference in Goofy's match with Sylvester. Taking matters into his own hands, Daffy snuck up behind Donald and smashed him in the face with a Vandaminator! In the ring, Goofy loaded up Sylvester with the Tigerbomb, but he saw Donald's plight on the outside and stopped his attack. Once he turned to face Sylvester, he was levelled by the Black Cat Turnaround and pinned 1-2-3.

Megaman: 'Here is your winner, SYLVESTER THE CAT!'

Once Goofy and Sylvester had left, Daffy rolled into the ring with a microphone, not taking his eyes off of Donald on the outside.

Daffy: 'You know, you're dispicable! And as I see it, we're 1-1 in scores, so why don't we change that and see who gets the last laugh at Fury of Kiva... in Battle of the Ducks III, a hardcore match!'

Donald: 'You're on!'

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Fury of Kiva - Battle of the Ducks III...

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Greg: 'Now onto our second of three main events tonight, a match I am going to be in! Me and Team CSI have got some ninjas to whoop up and down that ring in an Endless Strike match! An over-the-top-rope team battle royal challenge! This war between the CSIs and the MK Ninjas has gone on for way too long, and we intend on ending it... hopefully ending them in the process!'

Squidward: 'Our main man Greg Sanders, with Gil Grissom, Danny Messer, Horatio Caine, Warrick Brown, Mac Taylor, Eric Delko & Nick Stokes go up against Scorpion, Sub Zero, Reptile, Smoke, Ermac, Rain, Cyrax & Sektor in this 16-man melee!'

Kif: 'Do come back alive, Greg... I don't wanna' be stuck announcing with my old boss again!'

Greg: 'Lets hope that never happens, Kif! I'm going to guarantee it right now! The ninjas are going down!'

Squidward: 'Now that the unpleasantry has been dispensed with, lets talk about our final main event tonight, the Undisputed World Heavyweight championship match between Bugs Bunny and King Mickey. The King of Kings has been chasing this opportunity since he lost the title at Khaos In Kyoto in the Ultimate Elimination Chamber match. Let's take you back!'

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The OneShot - The inaugral title match for the Undisputed World title...

Homer booted Bugs in the head and out of the ring. Homer set up a table in the middle of the ring and attempted to put Mickey away with the Superbomb, but Mickey reversed it and put Homer through the table with the Frankensteiner. Mickey looked at the crowd and then marched towards the ropes, springboards off and smashes Homer with the Disney Cannonbomb. But the King wasn't done yet as he dragged Homer's carcass to his feet, grabbed his Keyblade and planted Simpson with the Keyblade Sweep DDT. Mickey crawled over, hooked Homer's massive leg and listened as Kurt Angle counted the 1-2-3.

Megaman: 'Ladies & Gentlemen, here is your winner and FIRST-EVER Undisputed Heavyweight champion of the World, KING MICKEY MOUSE!'

Second Night Stand - Ambulance Match for the Undisputed World title...

Bugs Bunny hit Mickey with one of the monitors at the announcers table ringside. Bugs hit a big elbowdrop off the top rope onto Mickey who was on the Announce Table, smashing it to pieces. Bugs left through the crowd and Mickey chased after. The match continued backstage which saw Bugs beat down Mickey with a kendo stick, use an SUV to knock out Mickey into a glass window of a security booth and then call an ambulance on a walkie talkie. Bugs put Mickey on a stretcher, but Mickey fought back and they eventually brawled back into the entranceway in the arena where the other ambulance was at. Mickey tossed Bugs into the ambulance many times. Bugs fought back with a DDT on the ground and a few shots to the head on Mickey with a trash can. Bugs put the trash can in front of Mickey's face, jumped off the amublance and dropkicked it into his face. They both brawled into the ambulance, but Mickey fought back again and nailed the Keyblade Sweep DDT on Bugs on the ground. He smiled before looking into the ambulance for help... and his Head of Security Tyzonn was there. Tyzonn helped lift the unconscious challenger into the ambulance and shut the doors, meaning Mickey retained the title.

Megaman: 'The winner of the Ambulance match... and STILL UCW Undisputed World Heavyweight champion, MICKEY MOUSE!'

Mickey and Tyzonn oversaw the ambulance leave before going back to the ring to celebrate.

Khaos In Kyoto - The Ultimate Elimination Chamber match...

Bugs reentered the ring as it was down to the final two, both rivals, one looking to keep in the gold the other looking to win it. The two circled each other and locked up. Mickey got Bugs in a headlock. Mickey whipped Bugs into the ropes, but Bugs took down Mickey was a flying shoulder. Bugs tried for the Bunny Bomb but Mickey was ready. Mickey then landed a spinning heel kick.

Mickey then bounced off the ropes and connected with a body splash, which only got him a two count. Mickey tried for the Keyblade Sweep DDT, but Bugs blocked the attempt. The two then locked up again. Bugs got Mickey in a headlock this time, and he took Mickey down with a bulldog. Bugs tried for Bunny Bomb again but Mickey flipped Bugs over his back.

Mickey then bounced off the ropes and took down Bugs with a dropkick. Mickey then tried for the Keyblade Sweep DDT but Bugs flipped him over his back. Bugs then went to the top rope but Mickey caught him and from out of nowhere hit his finisher the Keyblade Sweep DDT. Performing the move that fast, and the match in whole took a lot out of Mickey.

He crawled over to Bugs and put his arm on his chest but only got a two. Mickey was back up trying for the Keyblade Sweep DDT again, but this time Bugs reversed it into his finisher the Bunny Bomb. Bugs covered Mickey but somehow Mickey kicked out. The fans were all on their feet, eager to see Bugs bring home the gold. The two were back up and now trading punches.

Bugs was the first to miss and Mickey took him down with a clothesline. Mickey tried to hit Bugs with his own finisher, but Bugs blocked it and tried to hit Mickey with his own finisher, but Mickey reversed that and hit a devastating super kick.

Mickey then climbed to the top rope and waited for Bugs to get up. When he was and Bugs turned around Mickey jumped, but in a unprecedented turn of events, Bugs flipped into a rage and caught Mickey in the powerbomb position, and delivered his Bunny Bomb finisher, the crowd going nuts. Bugs then covered Mickey and got the 1-2-3. Bugs Bunny had become the new Undisputed champion!

King Mickey has been eliminated.

Megaman: 'Here is your winner and NEW UCW Undisputed Heavyweight champion of the World, BUGS BUNNY!'

Project X - The Road to Three Chains of Destiny...

Mickey walked into the room.

DJ: 'Just say what you need to.'

Mickey: 'Okay... Armington is dead meat at Three Chains. I will see to that... and then I'm challenging for my title!'

DJ: 'So you want a UCW Undisputed title match at Fury of Kiva?'

Mickey: 'In so many words.

Three Chains of Destiny - King Mickey triumphs against his nemesis...

Alex, in all his fury, stomped over to Mickey and put him in Piledriver position, the referee trying to stop it. But Alex pushed him down, and was nailed with an out-of-sight low blow. With Alex down in the center of the ring, Mickey motioned towards the turnbuckle, all of the UCW, CWF and CASZ fans egging him on. Mickey climbed the ropes and soared through the air with a 540 Disney Cannonbomb, but Armington moved. Mickey landed hard and flopped around like a fish out of water; he was in so much pain.

Armington taunted the crowd and went to the apron, waiting for Mickey to slowly recover. He then attempted the Flight of the Dragon, but Mickey caught him in midair with a moonsault kick to the gonads. On pure adrenaline, Mickey ascended to the top rope once again and this time added more rotations to his finisher, making it a 1080 Disney Cannonbomb. He held his back in pain, but managed to drape his arm over Armington for the 1-2-3.

Megaman: 'The winner of fall number three and winner of the match two victories to one, KING MICKEY!'

Project X - The night after Three Chains of Destiny...

Mickey: 'Bugs, I came out here tonight to come tell you my designs for our championship match at Fury of Kiva! First off, I made a conscious decision to include in the contract that if my troops get involved in any way, shape or form, then I will never be able to step foot in a UCW ring again. Ever.'

Bugs: 'So you're telling me, doc, that after all the self-serving stunts and sneak attacks, that you're doing something honorable? Don't make me laugh.'

Mickey: 'If you don't believe me, then watch me at Fury of Kiva. I want to change... so at the PPV, I set all my servants free from the Disney Kingdom!'

Mickey was being cheered by the UCW fans for his good decisions. Bugs looked physically sick by the fans' direction of faith, so he took a wrong turn and blindsided Mickey from behind. He whacked the King of Kings from behind repeatedly with the title belt.

Donald, Goofy & Tyzonn rushed down to ringside, but Mickey glanced at them and shook his head, telling them to get lost. As the beating took place, Tyzonn was torn between following his King's orders and saving his King from a brutal beating.

Project X - The go-home show before Fury of Kiva...

Bugs Bunny finished Bart Simpson off with the Bunny Bomb on a steel chair and flipped off the crowd who were no longer supporting him. Then 'King of Kings' hit and the roof blew off as Mickey Mouse made his return after three weeks of injury. Mickey bolted towards the ring, but Bugs bailed. Bugs would have hell to pay, come the PPV.

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A/N: Chapter One is done and Fury of Kiva is underway! This preshow just goes down some of the matches on the card (I neglected to mention a few of them)!

Next Up: Chapter Two will play host to the first match of the night as the Dragon World Order kick the show off in style, sending Jake Long and Meowth into battle against Team Rush Hour in a Tag Team challenge! Later, barks!

This is a presentation of DJ Diddy Dog - KIVA FORM.

Fist On! Release the chains of destiny!