A/N: I don't own any of the Twilight charecters. I just own a copy of the books.
Ways to piss off the Cullens And The Wolf Pack:
EDWARD:
1. Tell him Bella ran off with James because he'll give her some.
2. Call him Sex-Ed the virgin super-hero.
3. Sing "Me So Horny" over and over again in your head, WHILE thinking of Bella.
4. Acuse him of being gay.
5. Smash his Piano with a metal bat.
6. Tell him Alice saw Bella leaving the country with Jake.
7. Recite the words from New moon in your head, while near him.
8. Get Bella drunk.
9. Teach Bella how to seduce a vampire.
10. Key his beloved volvo.
ALICE:
1. Burn all of her clothes.
2. Tell her, "Those shoes don't match with that purse."
3. Hang out with the wolves so she can't see you.
4. Refuse to go on a shopping trip.
5. Tell her, her style is so 5 months ago.
ROSALIE:
1. Plug your nose around her, and tell her she smells like wet dog.
2. Laugh at Jacobs dumb blonde jokes.
3. Shave her head.
4. Remind her shes the only one without powers and make a song about it.
5. Tell her Emmett ran off to be a stripper.
BELLA:
1. Tell her the Volturi are coming back.
2. Talk about her and Edwards sex life in front of a big crowd.
3. Shred her copy of Wuthering Heights.
4. Tell her how much more attractive Edward is than her.
5. Tell Charlie his daughters a mystical creature whore because she loves Jacob, and Edward both.
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JACOB:
1. Tell him Nessie will forever be stuck at 6 years old.
2. Talk about your amazing-adult sex life in front of him and then say, "Too bad Nessie's only a little girl."
3. Make Nessie tell him to play dress-up with her.
4. Tell him he's a horrible Alpha.
5. Sing Barney while on patrol with him.
6. Tell Embry to make Kissy faces at him.
EMBRY:
1. Tell him he'll never find his imprint.
2. Tell him Paul imprinted on him.
PAUL:
Lets face it, just about everything pisses paul of.
LEAH:
1. Think about kissing Sam patroling with her.
2. Tell her she looks like a man.
3. Tell her you walked in on Emily and Sam having sex.
4. Laugh when you see her naked when she phases back to human form.
QUIL:
1. Remind him that he has to wait a decade to get some.
2. Call him a pedophile.
3. Tell him he and Embry are gay lovers.
4. Make Claire cry.
A/N: A lot of people have done these. But it was fun writing it. Review.