A/N: Wow, my first fanfiction! Yay! Okay, so I'll try my hardest to make this a good story. Reviews are welcome and you can submit your opinions. READ ON!

Mordecai and Rigby were sitting at their spot in the coffee shop after a long day of work ( actually only about 3 hours, and they were slacking off).

" Man, nothing beats drinking joe with my bro." Said the 23 year-old blue-jay named Mordecai with a relaxed look on his face.

"Yep." Replied the 23 year-old raccon named Rigby with that same look on his face.

To Mordecai and Rigby, there were few things that were better than this, getting away from it all, away from their boss, a living gumball machine, Benson, who has a very short temper and a tendency to yell at them while they try to work at the Park. Lucky for them, they had this nice coffee shop in town to help them calm down. And for Mordecai, this was the best place on Earth because of her. Margaret the female red robin who worked as a waitress there who Mordecai was deeply in love with.

Speaking of her, she walks over to Mordecai and Rigby, and greets them.

"Hey Mordecai. Hey Rigby." margaret said with a smile on her face.

"Hey Margaret." Rigby replied in a calm voice, while Mordecai could barely get her name out.

"So, how are you guys doing?" Asked Margaret.

"The usual. What about you?" Rigby questioned.

"Well, my niece and nephew are annoying the crap out of me. Literally. They had to come and stay over because my sister and her husband are going on a trip and they had to come and stay with me. Anyway, I found this list in their room that said '25 Ways To annoy Aunt Margaret' and that's exactly what they are doing!" She finished by throwing her hands up in the air.

"Wow. That's too bad" Mordecai finally said.

" I know. Well, I gotta get back to work. See ya around!" She replied.

"Yeah, you too."

Rigby looked over at his friend with a mischievous grin on his face. Mordecai knew that look. Whatever Rigby had in his mind, it wasn't good.

"Rigby, whatever you're thinking, stop and get it out of your head right now" Mordecai said calmly.

"No, Mordecai. This is the GREATEST PLAN EVER!" Rigby shouted.

"Fine what is it?" Mordecai knew this was not gonna end good.

"Okay, we should pull the stuff Margaret's niece and nephew are doing to the guys back at the park. It will be AWESOME!"

"No, dude. We will totally get fired."

"No, we won't. We'll be sneaky about it."

"Ugh, RIGBY! Don't you understand, if even one person finds out that we did that we be in sooo much trouble. And plus, it's too much to do, pulling pranks on all of them."

Just then, There walkie-talkie's came to life, spluttering out static for a few seconds before...

"WHERE ARE YOU TWO? YOU KNOW WHAT, DON'T TELL ME! IF YOU AREN'T BACK HERE AT THE PARK IN TEN MINUTES, DOING YOUR CHORES, YOU'RE FIRED!"

Yep, that was their boss, Benson.

Now, that the mood was ruined, Mordecai and Rigby were feeling bummed out. And mad. No, not that kind of mad, revenge mad.

As the duo climbed back in the cart, Mordecai asked a very imported question.

"So, Rigby, about that prank plan of yours..."

"I knew you see it my way, dude."

A/N: My first chapter, DONE! The niece and nephew I added in. I will be taking your thoughts and suggestions for ways to annoy Benson. READ AND REVIEW!