I do not own Warriors. I don't really own this story. My friend Kaija wrote this. I have her permission to write this. You rock, Kaija!!!
This story is about laughing and having a good time. Crowfeather and Leafpool are on either ends of a grassy clearing. The story actually starts here.
Crowfeather yowls, "Leafpool! Leafpool!" at the same time Leafpool yowls, "Crowfeather! Crowfeather!"
They both crash into each other while running at top speed.
"Yeow! My ear! You sat on it! YEOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" hollered Crowfeather.
"Well, sorry, dude, I couldn't really help it, you know. And by the way, my paw hurts where you sat on it, and I'm not being a big, fat, cry baby about it!" Leafpool said in one breath.
Crowfeather says, "Okay, okay, chill!! Now, when are you having my kits?"
Leafpool mews exasperatedly, "Hey! we weren't finished talking about my paw and your ear, and in StarClan's name, who was talking about kits?!"
"Me," said Crowfeather sheepishly.
Leafpool sighed. "Crowfeather, we haven't even mated yet. And besides, I'm a medicine cat, remember?"
Awkward silence.
Crowfeather clears his throat, and says slowly, as if choosing his words carefully, "Right. I was going to tell you: I talked to Cinderpelt yesterday about your resigning..."
"YOU DID WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!" Leafpool yowled. "Oh, yeah, and by the way, when are you having my kits?... Wait a second… See you later! I've got to get some herbs! I think I'm going insane!
"Leafpool, wait! We haven't broken up yet!!!" Crowfeather yowled after her disappearing form.
Back at the ThunderClan camp:
"Cinderpelt! Crowfeather's having kits in two moons! See you in a bit. I'm going to the river because I got my paw eared off today! No, that's not it. Yes. Crowfeather's having kits, Brackenfur's I believe. I got a river on my paw, and I got my ear clawed off! That's not right," said a very confused Leafpool.
"GIVE ME SOME HERBS! I'VE GONE INSANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" she yowled.