Soap
disclaimer: Johnny (c) Johnen Vasquez...
It was a perfectly normal day- The giraffes were
swimming and the fish were singing and everyone was happy
as could be. Suddenly a voice rang out that could be
heard for miles, "NOOOOOOOOOOO!" It was Nny and he
happened to be out of soap. "WHY!?" he yelled again,
"WHY MUST THIS WORLD BE SO CRUEL TO ME!?!" He had been
washing brainfreezy sticky-ness off his hands when his
bar of soap grew legs and walked off. Now he had to go
to the store and buy more...
He waltzed into his car and drove down the
yellow brick road to Target. Once inside the evil
Target of doom, he looked everywhere for a bar of soap.
He looked in the foodcourt, the 'undergarments' section,
the electronics, and the girls clothes section but he
could not find a bar of soap. Suddenly, a purple monkey
wearing a Wal-mart uniform walked up to Nny and said,
"Welcome to Good Burger, Home of the Good Burger, May I
take your order?"
Nny: "I want Soap!"
Purple Monkey: "Its right over here good sir...."
Purple Monkey lead Nny to the "Bathroom Soap" aisle.
There he found billions of liquid soaps but not one bar.
"Where are the bars of soap!?!!" He yelled at the top of
his lungs.
Purple Monkey: "We don't have bars; we only have liquid
soap with different, exotic scents such as coconut, toe
jam, cherry, watermelon, toilet cleaner, hot cheesy nacho
, public bathroom scent, and many many more!"
Nny: "Did you say cherry!?"
Purple Monkey: "yes...."
Nny: "I'll take it!"
He grabbed all the cherry liquid soap he could hold and
ran into the line and waited to purchase his findings.
Suddenly, the ugly dorky person in front of him wearing
an "I (heart) Switzerland" shirt turned to him and said,
"Did you know....Mr. Clean tells me that multi-colored
chickens are going to suck out my brains with bendy
straws...." Then the person behind Nny yelled, "I hear
eatting soap fights cancer and promotes strong and
healthy bones and teeth!" Nny paid for his soap and
went home.
When he got home he got out a very large bowl and
dumped ALL of the soap in it, the combined smell
scenting the neighborhood for centuries. He got out a
spoon and began eatting the cherry-scented soap and
lived happily ever after.
THE END!
disclaimer: Johnny (c) Johnen Vasquez...
It was a perfectly normal day- The giraffes were
swimming and the fish were singing and everyone was happy
as could be. Suddenly a voice rang out that could be
heard for miles, "NOOOOOOOOOOO!" It was Nny and he
happened to be out of soap. "WHY!?" he yelled again,
"WHY MUST THIS WORLD BE SO CRUEL TO ME!?!" He had been
washing brainfreezy sticky-ness off his hands when his
bar of soap grew legs and walked off. Now he had to go
to the store and buy more...
He waltzed into his car and drove down the
yellow brick road to Target. Once inside the evil
Target of doom, he looked everywhere for a bar of soap.
He looked in the foodcourt, the 'undergarments' section,
the electronics, and the girls clothes section but he
could not find a bar of soap. Suddenly, a purple monkey
wearing a Wal-mart uniform walked up to Nny and said,
"Welcome to Good Burger, Home of the Good Burger, May I
take your order?"
Nny: "I want Soap!"
Purple Monkey: "Its right over here good sir...."
Purple Monkey lead Nny to the "Bathroom Soap" aisle.
There he found billions of liquid soaps but not one bar.
"Where are the bars of soap!?!!" He yelled at the top of
his lungs.
Purple Monkey: "We don't have bars; we only have liquid
soap with different, exotic scents such as coconut, toe
jam, cherry, watermelon, toilet cleaner, hot cheesy nacho
, public bathroom scent, and many many more!"
Nny: "Did you say cherry!?"
Purple Monkey: "yes...."
Nny: "I'll take it!"
He grabbed all the cherry liquid soap he could hold and
ran into the line and waited to purchase his findings.
Suddenly, the ugly dorky person in front of him wearing
an "I (heart) Switzerland" shirt turned to him and said,
"Did you know....Mr. Clean tells me that multi-colored
chickens are going to suck out my brains with bendy
straws...." Then the person behind Nny yelled, "I hear
eatting soap fights cancer and promotes strong and
healthy bones and teeth!" Nny paid for his soap and
went home.
When he got home he got out a very large bowl and
dumped ALL of the soap in it, the combined smell
scenting the neighborhood for centuries. He got out a
spoon and began eatting the cherry-scented soap and
lived happily ever after.
THE END!