Okay, I know how short these chapters are, but cut me some slack. I mean, this was written on Ushi No Tane. You have to cut slack if it was born on a forum.
Chapter One: They meet over the first three apples, or "Punches from blondes HURT"
When
Won looked back, he'd decide that it was probably Zack's fault. After
all, it was Zack that told him some farmer-girl had moved into the
heap of rocks and weeds euphamisticallly called a "farm",
and that said farmer was, quote, "pretty hot!". So, Zack
was why Won was standing in front of her door at six in the morning.
And then the girl opened the door. Oooh, she was a blonde, that
was good! If he didn't focus on how killer her blue eyes were or how
all of her curves were in the right places, he might actually make
the sale!
"Hello there, Claire, I'm Won the travelling
salesman, and I have three very special apples here with me today!
This one." He brandished an apple, "Is a Super Ultra
Delicious Good Wonderful Apple! And this," He brandished
another, "Is a Hyper Miracle Gorgeous Special Beautiful Apple!
And this," He bradished a third, "Is an Angel Eternal Pure
Fresh Elegant Apple. They're your's for the spectacular price of
500G! So? Which will it be?" There was a moment of silence, as
the girl blinked, and then hit him on the side of the head with all
of her strength.
"OW! What the hell was that for?" Won
held his cheek in pain.
"My name is Chelsea, you just
brandished three apples in my face, 500G is an inordinate amount for
an apple, and you were clearly assuming that I lacked intelligence
due to the color of my hair." Chelsea side-stepped him and
walked to the field. Won sighed and paced slowly away...
"Hyper
Miracle Gorgeous Special Beautiful, please!" Won suddenly felt a
sack of gold in his pocket and an apple out of his basket gone.
"Mmmm, they are good!" Won stared as Chelsea began to
devour the apple.
Will I ever understand women?