Hey, everyone! Nightmare here! New story! YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS (breath) SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! Ummmm, well, since my recent obsession has been NaruSakuSasuSai, and Maybelle's is...well, just Team 7 in general, we decided to bring you a Team 7 oneshot collection. Pairings that will be featured here (during some point in time): SasuNaru, SasuSaku, SasuSai, KakuSasu, SaiSaku, NaruSaku, NaruSakuSasu, KakaSakuNaru, NaruSakuSasuSai, NaruSakuSai, NaruSasuSai, KakaSakuNaruSasu, and KakaNaruSasu. Whew, I got tired, just typing those! Erm...anyways, I'll write one, then Maybelle, then me, then maybelle, then me, then Maybelle, and so on and so forth. GOT IT? Good. OK, since I'm tired of talking right now, I give you...

TEH DISCLAIMER!: Neither Maybelle or I own Naruto, Sasuke, Sakura, Sai, or Kakashi. So LAY OFF! Jeez.

Clueless: SasuNaru-Word Count: 441

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Between Me and You

Clueless: SasuNaru

It was light outside. Sasuke rubbed his eyes, groaned, and blinked. He slowly sat up. What day was it? Why was he in bed so-

Oh. Right.

School was cancelled for the day.

Sasuke lay back down, staring up at his white ceiling. The alarm clock read, in large red letters, 12:19. He figured he had about ten seconds before the door burst open, and in came barreling his best friend…

The clock changed.

12:20.

"TEME!!" The door slammed open and in came a blond-haired, orange-wearing, blue-eyed blob.

Sasuke groaned. "Go away, Naruto."

"Sasuke, it's past noon! GET UP! We have to go see Sakura."

Sasuke only groaned in response, rolling over and planting his face in his pillow. "Go away, Naruto," He growled.

"Teme! Get UP!"

"Hnn."

Something hit him.

"Teme, UP!"

Sasuke rolled over and glared at his best friend.

"Go. AWAY."

"Why, teme? Had a bad dream? Or should I say…good?" Naruto waggled his eyebrows suggestively.

Sasuke growled.

"Who?"

"Shut. UP," Sasuke said, because Naruto had stumbled upon the truth.

He'd had a…very…INTERESTING dream last night, leaving him, well…

Ahem. Anyways.

"It can't be Sakura…you're gay...so…who?" Naruto mused.

Yes, Sasuke Uchiha was gay. And he'd dreamed about the person standing in front of him.

Which is why he wanted Naruto to GO. AWAY.

"Hmmm…Gaara?"

Sasuke made a face.

"Neji?"

"Hnn!"

"OK, not Neji…" Naruto paused. He frowned, deep in thought. He opened his mouth. Then he closed it. He frowned, opened his mouth, and shut it again. Sasuke mentally groaned, silently pleading Naruto to leave.

But Naruto didn't. He stroked his chin, and made a noise in the back of his throat. Sasuke felt his cheeks getting warm. Then Naruto grinned mischeviously. "Me?" He asked, wiggling his eyebrows suggestively. It was NO secret between the two that neither of them were straight, and Naruto had often made jokes about them getting together someday.

Sasuke could feel blood rushing to his cheeks. 'Naruto…LEAVE."

Naruto grinned. "Awww, teme, I didn't know you felt that way about me!"

"I don't. Get out of my house. You're stupid,' Sasuke pulled the covers over his face.

A few seconds pass, then the mastress shifted, and something else caused the matress' springs to groan. The covers were pulled over his head, and Naruto grabbed his chin, placing his lips on Sasuke's.

When Naruto pulled back, he grinned. "I don't mind you having dreams about me….Sasuke-kun."

They never went to go see Sakura that day.

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Er. Anyways...yeah, that was our first one (oops, MY first one, I guess I should say), and it was SasuNaru. LISTEN HERE, YOU PEOPLE: neither of us has written SasuNaru before, so we tried our best (it helped that Maybelle went out and read like, five million SasuNaru fics beforehand. Jeez-talk about a girl commited to what she does).

DOn't forget to review, peoples, please!

I WILL be accepting flames for this one (it IS my first time writing SasuNaru! i want to get better!), so go ahead. I CAN TAKE THE HEAT!

(Maybelle's a wimp)

What's up next? Maybelle brings you some SasuSaku (she's such a safety chick, jeez).

Ja ne,

Nightmare.

PEACE,

Maybelle-And-Nightmare