OMG I love hetalia! so omg it would be soooooo cool if I could be in the heta-WHUPPSIE DAISY OMG LOOK IM IN THE HETALIA WORLD YAAAAAS!
Hmmm I wonder why Im here omg is that a british dude with big eyebrows I MUST BE IN THE HETALIA WORLD FOR DEFS SURE YO
"OMG IGGY I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!" I shout and tackle him to the ground bcuz UM OBVS WE GON BE BESTIES YA!
"Omg I love you too either know we have just met and I am not going to question how you know me," Iggy flirted with me YES IT WAS FLIRTING AND YOU KNOW IT BE JEALOUS YA'LL!
He was tall but not too tall and blond hair and sexy eyebrows and green eyes like emeralds like a shining forest like seriously goddamn nothing is brighter green than DAT BOI
BUT THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN WE RAN INTO THE BAD TOUCH TRIO OMG!
"kesesese pervert!" Prussia shouted HE WAS SO AWESOME! "Hey random new girl you are awesome too more awesomer than I!"
OMG PRUSSIA CALLED ME AWESOME SUCK IT LOSERS!
"fusososososo ROMANO ROMANO ROMANO" spain yelled and WOOF magically an angry italian appeared!
"Oi you fucking bitch bastard twat shithead" romano shouted angrily and OH MY GOD I KNEW WE WAS GONNA BE BFFSY'S
"Ohonhonhon rape!" France shouted and OMG TRIED TO FEEL ME UP BECAUSE UM DAYUM I KNOW IM GOOD LOOKIN' BUT SRSLY WTF? OMG NO!
"I SHALL SAVE YOU! Fucking back away you bloody twat of a frog!" England TOTALLY CAME TO MY RESCUE YUS I KNEW HE LUVED ME!
Then England TOOK ME AWAY TO HIS PLACE and oh yeah i could totally see Canada AND his magical friends because YUS im soooo awesome even PRUSSIA said it!
Then England was liek SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO shocked when he found out I could see his friends he was like "omg you see them too?!"
And I said yeah and he said yeah and then we said yeah and then AMERICA BECAME THE HERO AND THEY WERE TOTALLY IN A LOVE TRIANGLE FOR ME!
BUT THEN EITHER KNOW IGGY DOESNT KNOW A THING ABOUT ME LIEK WE ENDED UP GETTING MARRIED!
And we had a DAUGHTER that was my OWN OC bc there wasnt already enough mary sueness and clicheness in here!
OMG RUSSIA IS THE BAD GUY GASP CLIFFHANGER
