Hello from the year of 2019! So spooky, from the future~

Not really, I just wanted to write this note that I have been doing soul searching and trying to get back into writing. When I first wrote this, it was all fan fiction trash written during high school, so about 14 to 18 year old me when the last chapter of "Babysat by the Order: Part VII" had ended with a more sexual note.

As of this time, I wanted to go back, and rewrite the main story for the reasons of being more in line as legal age (to not get in trouble with fan fiction's terms of service), and redo all of the grammar that stuck out as a sore thumb (if it's still looking out of place, i will update as i continue rereading the story). And makes more sense to an extent. If you're reading this as a new reader, welcome!

Before we begin this journey one more time, I would like to say thank you and welcome back if you're back and/or new readers. It is a silly crack writing, but it'll still stick to some really obscure shit no matter what as that was the main reason to this story: crazy fandom crack with semi-serious things.

Cheers~!

CRASH!

BANG!

"Alright Raux, can we do something different than this. I think you're taking this too far." I mumbled under my breath as I follow the red-headed individual in front of me.

The person stops and turns around to glare daggers into me. She's wearing a collared shirt and a solid blue skirt with a baseball bat in hand.

"Oh please Audri, you're too much of a pansy to do anything about this. The fact that I keep you from being beaten up or kidnapped outside of school says a lot. Now just shut your damn mouth and let's keep smashing mailboxes."

SMASH!

I push the hair from my eyes and pout as I follow the girl in front of me. "Whatever you say Rauxdi… You… stupid big bully."

Rauxdi stops in her tracks before she swings the bat behind her, blindly aiming for me. I take a stumble back and fall back into the gutter, groaning in pain.

She stomps over to me and taps the end of the bat on my chest as she snaps at me, "What did I just say? Keep your mouth closed or I'll knock your teeth in, you dumbass."

I can feel the tears in the corners of my eyes welding up as the look on her face scared the shit out of me. She looked like she was going to berate me again until a voice broke out from of the darkness.

"Now children, what is going on over here?" A deep yet smooth voice echoes out in the night air around us. Rauxdi takes a step back as I scramble back to my feet trembling. She whips her head around wildly and on edge like a lion roars, "Fuck off creep. You definitely don't want to mess with me."

"L-Let's just settle this another way now," The voice of another person says as the baseball bat rips out of Rauxdi's hand and into the hands of a gloved stranger. Two individuals step out from the darkness with hooded leather cloaks on, one shorter with the baseball bat in hand and the taller one was unarmed.

"The hell was that?! What are you freaks?" Rauxdi growled as the unarmed figure pulls down his hood and steps closer to the two girls. From what I can see, it was a tanned man with long silver locks of hair and golden glowing eyes that pierced the night air.

"We are alike as we are similar to what you are, my dear. And we would like to have a chat about both of your… special connection," He replied as he motioned to his accomplice behind him with an empty palm.

I tensed up, wondering who these folks were as Rauxdi and I did have a special connection, but it made no sense. It couldn't be possible when she appeared out of thin air one day encased in so much dark energy.

Rauxdi stood by silent as the silver-haired man spoke up, "Although, we would only like one of you to come with us." "I think not! We're not just going to go with some fucking creepy guys just because you say so!" Rauxdi snarled balling up her fists as the other cloaked figure chucked. The man snapped his fingers and whisps of dark energy portals surrounded us and white disfigured creatures came out.

"Oh great, now we're just going to die," I moaned outload as Rauxdi shushed me by hitting my arm. "Either come willingly or by force. There is no other option in this matter," The man spoke again as he gazed down on our small frames.

Something flashed out of Rauxdi's pockets as she lunged forward with small brass knuckles locked in her fists, "Fuck off you bastards!" The lingering hooded figure rushed forward, blocking Rauxdi's attack with the baseball bat he stole from her, pushing her back and bracing for another attack.

"Sir, I d-don't think this was a good idea. Wouldn't it be better to restrain them both and figure it out later?" The small cloaked figure said with a mild squeak in his voice as the silver-haired man touched his shoulder lightly.

"That won't be necessary. From Number IV's reports, I can make this work for us immediately." He snapped his fingers, and the white creatures jumped towards and ensnaring all over Rauxdi. I fell back on the ground from the sudden rush as they knocked me back onto the ground.

"Hey, what the fuck? Let go of me!" She howled, not in pain but anger. She started trying to claw and bash their heads as they kept avoiding her moves. I looked over at Rauxdi in fear for my own safety and hers as I saw a portal slowly opening up and grabbing her and the creatures in.

"Wait, what are you doing?!" I shouted as Rauxdi was swallowed up by the ball of creatures into the portal below them. The last thing Rauxdi screamed was "Fuck you all!" as the portal closed up.

I felt the hairs on the back of my neck stand up as the silver haired man told the shorter man to back down and walked over to me. "I know you have some questions, but I am making sure that she never comes back to hurt you ever again," He said, kneeling down to my level with his gloved hand raised out to me as a gesture of kindness.

I just looked at him with a look of confusion and shaking my head, the tears down my face. "You're lying, she always comes back. She'll be back and stick to me more than ever," I say as he shook his head with a firm look in his eyes.

"I know that she is nothing but trouble, but with your cooperation, we can make sure that she goes away for good. Will you help us find a way to save us- to save yourself?" He asked in a hushed tone that it felt like he was the only person around as I sat there on the cold pavement.

I sat there for a moment, feeling myself regain my composure as I shakenly grab his hand with a firm grip. "How can I help?"

"By being yourself." He answered as he helped me up to my feet.