Hello~ Kagaya here with yet another fanfiction! Ta-dah! This was originally supposed to be a GerIta fic with a whole different storyline... but then I decided to make it Spamano.

Anyways here is the full summary: Feliciano notices that Antonio is trying his best to woo Lovino, but with little to no success, so Feliciano takes it upon himself to seek the help of the Hetalia Matchmaker Association. This Association consists of Elizaveta, Bella, Kiku, and Francis, who devise a plan that involves a day out at the amusement park! With some outside help from Alfred, Arthur, Gilbert, and Ludwig...what's the worst that could happen between the fiery Italian, and the carefree Spainiard?

Sound interesting? I hope so. Anyways for future references, I don't think Belgium has a human name, so her name will be Bella...or Bel as a nickname. I hope this doesn't cause any confusion. If anyone knows Belgium actual human name... please tell me, I'll change it right away.

Okay, I'm done...so enjoy the first chapter of Amusement Park Madness


"Go die you jerk!" Lovi yelled, storming inside his house, and slamming the door in Antonio's face.

His younger brother, Feliciano watched this action from the kitchen, he was flattening out dough to make a pizza. This would make it the 12th time this week that his fratello said those words to Antonio, accompanied with him harshly closing the door.

"Fratello?" Feliciano said peeking from out the kitchen door, flour covering his face.

"What?" Lovino replied bitterly.

"Are you okay?" Feliciano prodded.

"Perfect."

"Do you feel like eating pizza later on?"

" ...when I wake up." Lovino mumbled tiredly, he sprawled out on the couch, and closed his eyes. He just wanted to go to sleep, and forget about that Spanish jerk.


Lovino awoke to the sound of laughter...it was annoying and familiar. The idiotic carefree laughter of a certain Spainiard.

Lovino sat up quickly and traced the sound of the laugh. It was coming from the kitchen, he got up and stormed inside to find that Feliciano were in the kitchen eating pizza, and having light conversation. Antonio was sitting on a tall stool chair near the kitchen counter. Lovino grabbed Antonio's collar and pulled him down to his height.

"Who let you in this house, idiota?" Lovino hissed.

"Lovi! You're awake! Aww~ Look at your messy hair, it's so cute!" Antonio cooed, ignoring Lovino's question, and hugging him.

"Che cazzo? Let me go you Spanish idiot!" Lovino yelled struggling to be released. "Feliciano, did you let him in here?"

Feliciano flinched, "Sorta."

Lovino sighed, pinched Antonio's hand, (which in turn made Antonio let go of Lovino) and stormed out the kitchen muttering a string of curses in Italian.

"Do you still want pizza, fratello?" Feliciano questioned worriedly.

The younger brother didn't get a response. The kitchen was quiet for moment, then Antonio sighed and rested his head on the kitchen counter.

"What am I doing wrong, Feli?" Antonio asked, his voice melancholy.

"Ve? What do you mean?"

"I mean...it's nothing." Antonio decided. "Well, I have to go... I have to go meet up with Gil and Francis." Feliciano and Antonio went to the front door, which the latter exited.

"Tell Lovino I said bye, okay?"

"Ve~ I will! Ciao, Antonio!" Feliciano waved until Antonio was out of sight. He turned around and closed the front door softly. "I need to call Hungary...quickly."


Elizabeta was laying on her bed reading the latest slash doujin she 'borrowed' from Kiku. She could always count on him and his black market connections. The phone on her night stand started ringing. She huffed, what a mood breaker, and she was just getting to the good part. Reluctantly, she sat up picked up the phone.

"Hello?" Elizabeta said, faking the pleasant attitude.

"Elizabeta, I need your help!" Feliciano wailed into the phone.

"Is it about Ludwig again? Do you need romantic advice?" Hungary asked.

"Ve? No, I mean my fratello and Antonio. Antonio's getting sad because Lovino keeps rejecting him!"

Elizabeta laughed darkly,"I understand...rest easy Feli, I'll take care of it! I'm going to call you in the morning to help their predicament! Okay? So don't worry anymore."

Apparently, Feliciano either ignored the evil laugh of didn't hear it, because he replied cheerily, "Ve~ thanks Elizabeta! Ciao!" Feliciano hung up.

The Hungarian quickly whipped out her phone and sent a text message to Kiku, Bella, and Francis aka the members of the Hetalia Matchmaker Association.

It read: The Hetalia Matchmaker Association has a matchmaking request! Operation: Get Antonio and Lovino Together is now our top priority! Meet me at my house in exactly half an hour! Brainstorm ideas on your way here!

Elizabeta closed down her phone and stared thinking about ideas herself.


Francis was currently at a bar with Gilbert and Antonio, drinking the night away. Luckily, he wasn't as drunk as the other two and could still think rationally. His phone vibrated on the table where he was sitting, and he quickly flipped it open.

"Hohon...Antonio's having some romantic problems with the older Vargas brother, non? Big brother will help!" Francis thought to himself before getting up and leaving.

Gilbert and Antonio didn't notice since they were completely wasted.


Bella was playing with a kitten when she got the message.

"Ooh! I haven't seen little Lovino since forever! Maybe him and Antonio should have a romantice dinner."

She got up and started toward Elizabeta's, leaving the now sleeping kitten alone.


Kiku was eating cod roe, and trying to get rid of the American that was currently occupying his house. He felt relieved when he got the message.

"Gomenasai, Alfred-san, but I have an important matter to attend to. Feel free to leave anytime you may like." Kiku informed Alfred.

" Okay, dude! I'll probably be gone when you get back though!" Alfred said back.

"That would be nice." Kiku muttered under his breath.


So~ how was the first chapter? I hope it wasn't boring...

Anyways, the HMA consists of Elizabeta, Kiku, Bella, and Francis. Of course though, they will get outside help later on in the story.

KK, see you gaiz next chapter! Sayonara!