HAI! To all you weird people who thought of opening this crazy girl's story, Thanks!

I do not own 39 Clues and this guide is ONLY and STRICTLY for humor. Do not attempt to do at home if you don't want to be injured. Thanks :)


HOW TO BECOME A LUCIAN:

1) lie

2) be strategic

3) do anything to get what you want

4) train yourself to detect lies

5) know all about poisons

6) love the color red

7)be like a snake (cobra :))

8) be a leader

9) sneak around where you are not supposed to

10) keep secrets


remember: not all are true

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