p style="text-align: left;" So. Before we get started, I want you to know that I've had a pretty bad...life, up to this point. It certainly doesn't help that 57 years ago my partner (partner, Girlfriend, whatever.) was turned to ashes at the top of a tower. The four year walk to Mistral from that stupid little island where I picked up Ruby didn't help much either. (I mean, Why didn't we think to try for public transport? It had to be faster than walking across an entire continent, and swimming through an ocean.) Either way that wasn't the worst part. The worst part was how, in 13 years of traveling with two females, through kingdoms teeming with females, I was still a Virgin when I turned thirty. There are some redeeming qualities though, this almost unlimited magical power is kinda nice./p
p style="text-align: left;" Nobody really wants to be around a wizard though, and the only friends I had are now settled down in various cities throughout Remnant living happy, normal lives. So eventually I just decided to travel to the past, before any of this horrible stuff happened. Though I may have overshot it a bit. Here I am, writing this on a notepad in my cottage, in Oum knows when. It's kinda nice that nobody asks me any questions, the grumpy old man bit seems to ward them off. Except those girls who came by yesterday, they were awful nice to me, no matter how much I tried to ward them off. I may have gotten a little overemotional and given them all some pretty strong powers, Oh well, I'm sure those won't matter too much to the timeline./p
p style="text-align: left;" Nobody really wants to be around a wizard though, and the only friends I had are now settled down in various cities throughout Remnant living happy, normal lives. So eventually I just decided to travel to the past, before any of this horrible stuff happened. Though I may have overshot it a bit. Here I am, writing this on a notepad in my cottage, in Oum knows when. It's kinda nice that nobody asks me any questions, the grumpy old man bit seems to ward them off. Except those girls who came by yesterday, they were awful nice to me, no matter how much I tried to ward them off. I may have gotten a little overemotional and given them all some pretty strong powers, Oh well, I'm sure those won't matter too much to the timeline./p