A/N: Well I always loved reading this type of story, and wished there were more. Then it hit me, I'm an author, duh.
"I hate you James Potter! I wish you had never been born!" A teenage girl shouted at a confused looking boy with messy black hair. What had he done to her today? Oh, right, the Peeves Prank. The resident ghost had helped him and his friends turn everything in the girls' dormitory into fruit. (Sirius was hungry at the time.) To the residents of Hogwarts, this was perfectly normal behavior with the parties concerned. A crowd had gathered to watch the morning entertainment. (aka Lily) James smiled up at Lily, still in her pajamas. She was pretty when she was mad.
"Don't stand there smiling, you egotistical moron, fix it!" Lily paused for a second. "No, wait! Stay out of our dorms! How did you even get in? I don't wanna know, just leave me the Hell alone!" Sirius Black, who had been chuckling to himself, suddenly exploded into laughter. Lily turned to him.
"I have nothing to say to you." She said irritably, and promptly turned him into a pineapple. As James examined the pineapple, Lily stomped back into her dorm, her long red hair almost getting caught in the door as she slammed it. Kate was still asleep, though her bed had turned into a watermelon. Alice was wide awake, though, as were the other girls they shared a dorm with. Marcy and Louisa were fighting over the bathroom, and Lily opened her mouth to yell at them to shut it. Alice placed a hand on her arm.
"Not worth it Lils." Kate was suddenly awake.
"Yeah, bitch fights are so not a good way to start the day. What's with the fruit?" Kate noticed the look on Lily's face.
"James again?" She asked, sympathetically, even though her things were also turned to fruit. Lily just nodded, too infuriated to speak. She regained her speech soon, however, and every other word was Potter, Black, or idiot. Kate sort of tuned her out, returning everything to its previous state, but Alice listened attentively, although she'd heard it all before. It wasn't like this was unusual, after all. Just another day at Hogwarts.
A/N: So, should I leave this a one-shot, or not?