FIRST FANFIC GUYS. OMG WTF BBQ.
Finn and Jake were bored. Nothing to do, and BMO was at soccer practice. No hope of fun there.
"I'm SO BORED." said Finn. "Let's slay an evil bear, I still need that hat,"
"Fine, man. But you are TOTALLY not getting meatloaf next week," Jake stated.
"Junk. FINE, let's go my chrome-dome feels uncomfortable again."
So Finn and Jake set off to slay an evil bear. Finn suddenly realized:
"FIDDLESTICKS I'M SUPPOSED TO BE WITH FLAME PRINCESS!"
"Dude. I'll bounce you. I'll give you your hat when you get back." Jake quickly blurted.
"Thanks. LET'S BOUNCE!" yelled Finn.
So Jake bounced Finn and Finn landed in front of FP. That is surprisingly good physics calculations for a 14 year old kid and his dog brother. ANYWAY.
"Oh hey Finn. You're right on time."
Finn almost face palmed himself. HE WASN'T LATE. He made a mental note to fix his watch later.
"Hey Finn… what's with the hair?" FP asked.
"Lost my hat. Jake's getting a new one," Finn rushed.
FP giggled. She thought his hair was short, yet cute. Then-
SPROING! His hair grew about twice it's original size. FP SWORE she almost died right there.
"Finn. Your hair. Just grew about 6 inches, no joke."
Finn felt his head and his eyes widened. "That is the weirdest-" Finn began. "OHMYGLOBOHMYGLOBOHMYGLOB!" The hair had suddenly grown to the size of a freaking- well- DONNY. And it grew. And it grew. And then it stopped.
And after that it slapped FP in the face, causing the hair to spontaneously combust and nearly burn Finn alive.
Luckily, Jake got bored of waiting and decided to go over to the forest where Finn and FP were. He threw on Finn's hat (Literally) and he was back to normal.
"THAT. WAS. AWESOME," said FP. "Just in a VERY weird and unnatural way."
"Yeah, hair can do that," Finn laughed.
BMO saw the whole thing, laughing his head off.
Guys I hope you enjoyed don't hate or I will hate you. JK but I will delete it if possible. LOL.