To make myself clear, I'm Kala Watchoke. You think my last name's crazy, just read on and you'll find out how crazy my life really is now that I'm telling my story.
It all started when I was just waking up one night and I heard a noise. I woke up and picked up my metal baseball bat and quietly got up. I opened the door slowly and snuck out of my room. I walked quietly down the steps and found a dark guy standing in the bathroom. I cursed under my breath so it sounded like 'fudge', but it wasn't that.
I walked in silently and crept behind the guy noticing a guy standing in the shower with a forest behind him. What the hell? I almost swung the bat when the guy turned around and pulled out a fucking sword. I screamed and backed away from him as he pulled it out. He smirked and put it away.
"Who. The. Hell. Are you?" I asked and leveled my bat at his chest.
He smiled and pushed my bat down.
"I'm Nico DiAngelo; you must be the camper we're looking for." He said and held out a hand.
He dropped it when I stared at him warily. He could in no possible way be the real guy Nico DiAngelo. He was fiction and there was no possible way that this was all real. I backed away from him and ran for the wall phone.
"Dad! There are crazy people in our bathroom!" I screamed as I ran for the phone.
The guy grabbed my wrist and swung me around.
"Your dad's out for a little while. Besides, we need to get going so that we aren't attacked." He said with a sincere look in his eyes.
"No, there's no way that I'm going with some fictional dude that happens to be in my fucking house with a damn sword take me some place that might not even exist!" I said and yanked my wrist from his grip.
I grabbed my bag of archery stuff and ran upstairs and filled it with all of the Percy Jackson books, clothes, food, and water. I changed into regular clothes and opened my window. I looked at how far the jump from tree to tree was and smiled that they were close together. Gymnastics would pay off now that I needed it to get away from some nutcase that was in my house. I jumped and landed perfectly on the thickest branch.
I smiled and used the next branch as a balance beam. I continued to jump from tree to tree until I was tackled to the ground by a monster. I groaned and tried to get up but the monster was pinning me down. I started to lose consciousness and finally the world went black. I woke up to a horrid headache and I was in my bed.
Maybe it was just a dream, or maybe it was a nightmare. I rubbed my head and opened my eyes to find two guys staring down on me. I screamed again.
"Ow, you didn't tell me she would scream Nico." The guy that looked strikingly like Percy Jackson from my poster said.
I smirked and got up.
"Okay, explain why the hell you people are doing in my house and I may not have to get my bow and arrows out. Now spit." I growled and got eye level with 'Nico' who backed up against the bookcase.
"Did I say you're scary in the dark?" He muttered.
I smirked and crossed my arms. Mr. Percy impersonator grabbed my shoulders and spun me around.
"What I would like to know is what these," He held up my Percy Jackson books, "Are doing here. Also, how did you make all those jumps from such high up in the air?" He asked and threw it down on the floor.
"Hey, those are first editions! Why are you being so cruel to my Percy Jackson and the Olympians books and my Heroes of Olympus books? Really, have you no respect for those works of literature?" I said angrily and picked it up.
He stared in shock at me as I picked up my books. I picked them all up and wacked him over the head with them all.
"Ow! What was that for?" He asked angrily as I put them all in my bag.
I glared at him and got up.
"You have no respect for perfectly good books. You just show up in my house. You attack me with your monstrous dog. You come in the middle of the damn night! Why can't I live a good life without anything ruining it?!" I yelled angrily and slapped him.
He held his cheek. I grabbed his wrist and the other boy's wrist and dragged them out of my room and into the living room where the monstrous dog was.
"Really? You leave your dog in the middle of the room where my dad could easily see her? Are you that dense?" I said angrily and gave her a tube of meat.
The guy that looked like Percy Jackson stared at me storming around and pulling various weapons from the drawers and the cabinets. Nico started petting Mrs. O'Leary as she slobbered all over the carpet. I groaned and started to clean up her slobber. Nico smiled and started helping me. I smiled and flung some in the Percy impersonator.
It got in his mouth and he gagged. I smirked and started laughing. Then Mrs. O'Leary licked me and I was covered in dog slobber. I shrugged and tackled Percy to the ground. He grunted on the impact of me weighed down by slobber and fell to the ground.
I laughed for a good long while and got up. I walked into the bathroom and cleaned up. When I got down there I had my bag slung over my shoulder and I waited. I smiled at both boys and waved.
"So where're we going now?" I asked and walked over to them.