Rin: Hey again, guys!! I've had enough of family and romance fictions so I'm here to see if I could make you laugh. Idiotic I know. But hey, worth a try!! As the title suggests, this will be an Organization XIII Fanfic. Dude!! They're cruisin' to worlds!! Woo-hoo!! Let's get it started!! Well, basically, I don't own anything here. The plot's my idea though. I took some ideas from another fanfic. I don't own Kingdom Hearts as well. But I do own those random characters and the FA Rose. The song used here: Simple and Clean (Utada Hikaru), Hot and Cold (Katy Perry), last but ain't least, I Kissed A Girl (Katy Perry). I don't own them as well.
Axel (NOT the one in the story): And hey, lemme introduce myself a bit. *Ahem*
The name's Axel, Got it Memorized?? No, literally. The name's Axel.
And I am the Editor of this story, and the Axel in this story (though I am not 'controlling' him for now), and idea giver… Yeah something like that. CREDITS TO RIN!!! *SCRAMS off to said person*
It was dark as always in The World That Never Was (WTNW) and all the crew were getting bored looking at Kingdom Hearts EVERY SINGLE DAY. So, that's where this whole plan came along. Axel and Roxas was on a mission in Twilight Town and go figure, they found 14 free tickets to a luxurious cruise. Lucky indeed.
Axel: HEIYA XEMMY!!!!! WE'RE BACK FROM HUNTING!!!!!
Roxas: Please, Axel. We haven't even step foot inside the castle. Don't you have any shame? Those Dusks were looking at you!!
Axel: Well, sorry Mr. Sourpuss. I'm just excited about the cruise.
Roxas: o_o You're a Nobody. You can't feel, dude.
Axel: True enough. I think those Dusks were actually looking at you, beautiful.
Roxas: Oh don't you start calling me 'Angel of Light'.
Roxas summoned his Keyblades.
Axel: O_O Woah, dude. I was only joking then!! I'm still joking now!!
Roxas: Hmph, I thought so.
Footsteps were heard Roxas and Axel looked behind them and there, was a blond guy wet from head to toe.
Axel: Demyx?! Yo, bro!! Whazzup?! What happened to you, man?
Demyx: *Cough* *Cough* *Smiles* *Faints*
Roxas: Well that's pathetic. At least he smiled before he fainted.
Axel: =_=U Talk about weapons killing own master. Let's just carry him back to the HQ.
Roxas: You mean the Castle?
Axel: Well, duh!!
They walked inside the castle to find Larxene threatening Marluxia to let her use his scythe for a day or she's gonna kill him. Then, they found Zexion trying to tie his shoelaces to no avail. Vexen was laughing like mad and the old man Xigbar was losing to a game of Poker with Luxord, who's laughing while Xigbar was saying all curses he could think of. Xemnas was actually cuddling a teddy bear. Saix? Making tea for his 'master'.
Axel: Awww!! Is that Cookieeeeeeeee?!
Xemnas: Wha--?! No. 8!! How...??? When did you arrive?
Axel: 5 seconds ago. Speaking of which. Is that Cookieeeeee behind you?!
Xemnas: Please, it's not Cookieeeeee. It's Cookieeeeeeeeeeeee!! 13 'e's!!
Roxas: Is that even necessary?? *Facepalm*
Xemnas: Would you like me to call you Rox-"ass", No. 13?!
Roxas: ... Phedophile, bully!!
Xemnas: I am not a phedophile!! You don't even know what it means!!
Roxas: Yeah I do!! It means—
Saix: Uhh, sir. Yes you are. You said yourself in Youtube.
Xemnas: What?! WHEN WAS THAT?!
Saix: 3 weeks ago, my lord.
Xemnas began to rant all the bad words he could think of, Xigbar joined in and they began to have a cursing fight. Xemnas was about to say the worst bad word everyone has ever heard when light footsteps entered the room. It was Xion.
Xemnas: Fu--!!! Funny!!! HAHAHAHAHA!! You are so funny Xigbar!!
Xigbar: I am?!
Xemnas: *Whisper* No you're not. Just laugh with me.
Xigbar: Oh. I am!! HAHAHAHAHA!!
Roxas: *Whispers to Axel* Told'ja he's a phedophile. Xion's just a toy for him.
Axel: *Whispers back* Do you know the meaning of 'phedophile'?
Roxas: *Hiss back* Yeah I do. It's--!!
Xemnas: *Clears throat* What were you about to say again?
Axel: Right. We here have 14 tickets for a cruise. A 5 day cruise. You up for it?!
Saix: Ehem. We—
Xemnas: *Hushed Saix* We'll leave right away. Make sure everyone gets their own rooms!!
Xion: Yay!! We're going on a cruise!! Isn't that great, daddy?
Everyone except Xemnas: DADDY?!
Xion: Huh?! Is something wrong? Isn't Xemnas my daddy?!
Xemnas gave everyone in the room, except for Xion, a glare that said, "Object, die."
Everyone: Uhh... Yeah...
Xemnas: *Glares* *Smiles at Xion* Now aren't you sweet, pumpkin?
Xion: YAY!! Daddy's praising me!!
Larxene: Yo, girlfriend!! *Walks up to Xion* Let's pack our stuff!!
Xemnas: No need, we have to go straight away!!
Xion: But daddy!! Xion needs to pack up!! Xion is afraid she'll leave something behind!!
Xemnas: *Blushed* Oh. Okay, sweetheart. Take as much time as you need!!
Roxas: O_O Is it just me or did he just...?!
Axel: O_O Yeah, go figure. He just did. But that doesn't prove he's a phedophile.
Roxas: YEAH IT DOES!!
Axel: No it doesn't.....?!
~*DEAD SILENCE*~
Lexaeus: *Cough*
Vexen: Medicine?
Lexaeus: *Shook head*
Vexen: Then, what was that cough for?
Lexaeus: To break silence.
Zexion: So this huge hunk of meat could speak after all?
Lexaeus: *Nods*
Zexion: Okay?! That was suppose to be sarcastic...?
Larxene: You ain't sarcastic enough. *Goes to Xion's room*
--Let's check out what the girls are doing in Xion's room--
Xion: Larxene!! What about this one?!
Larxene: NO NO NO!!!!! That dress will make you look fat!!
Xion: Speaking of fat, there's this hot guy, *Bla bla bla*
Larxene: WHAT?! Like, no way!! *Bla bla bla*
Xion: It's true!! He even..... and then.....
Larxene: Like, that's so not cool!! He's not at all hot then!!
Xion: Yeah, he's still hot!!
Larxene: But he.......
Xion: I don't care!!
--Lots of chatters. Err, we'll see what Axel and Roxas are doing now, shall we?--
Axel: Should I bring this, Roxy?
Roxas: What? Another yellow shirt with red bold writings "Property of Roxas"?! WHAT THE--?!
Axel: Yup. And I have one for you too!!
Roxas: "Property of Axel"?! What are you mad, Axel!! They'll think we're gay!!
Axel: Exactly!! *LOL*
Roxas: *Smacks Axel*
Axel: Woah, small fry!! Slow down!! I'm sorry!! That was a joke!! Come on!! AKH!! I'm not gay!!
--Fighting again?! Oh well. Wonder what Xemnas is doing...--
Xemnas: Now we're finally alone, Cookieeeeeeeeeeeee!!
Saix: Umm.. Why must I come to assist you, sir?
Xemnas: Take out Clara and let's play tea party!!
Saix: o_o?! I see.
O_o Don't wanna be caught bashing the tea party. Let's skip this and see what they're doing once they're done preparing.
Xemnas: Is everybody ready to go?!
ALL: YEAH!!!!! *Small background sound: "PEACE!!"*
Xemnas: We shall leave right away!!
Axel: Yeah, by any chance, how?!
Xemnas: Change to your normal clothes everyone!! I have a plan!!
ALL: Done changing!!
Xemnas: Well, let's go!! We're gonna teleport to the Airport!!
Saix: Uhh, sir, won't we end up appearing randomly?
Xemnas: Exactly!!
ALL: WHAT?!
Xemnas: If you don't wanna follow, don't come.
-----*SILENCE*-----
Xion: Okay. Let's go, daddy!! I trust you!!
Roxas: If Xion's joining, count me in!!
Axel: I'm in!!
The rest: We're in. (Lexaeus only nodded)
*POOF* (A/N: I don't know how it sounds like so I chose 'POOF')
Axel: Where are we?
Roxas: I have no idea.
Axel: This smell, voices, and a heavy object above me.
Roxas: That heavy object would be me, thank you very much!!
Axel: Aww, don't sulk, Roxas. You know you're still my friend.
--Both goes out from room.--
Random Girl #1: *Screams*
Random Girl #2: *Takes out sword* PERVERTS!! *Charges forward*
Axel: *Dodges easily* Oops, sorry ladies, but looks like we have to go!! Catch you later!!
Random Girl #1: What were those perverts thinking?!
Random Girl #2: I was about to change my clothes too!!
Random Girl #3: If my sister were here, they'd be dead!!
Random Girls: YEAH!!
--Outside the Ladies room--
Roxas: Very stupid, Axel!!
Axel: Hey, who'd ever knew we would end up there at the Girl's Locker?
Roxas: Yeah, right. No one realized though.
Demyx: Ouch ouch ouch!! I'm sorry, ma'am!! I didn't mean to step on your cat's tail!!
Roxas: Should we help him?
Axel: Nah, leave 'em be.
Demyx: HEY!! HELP ME!!
Roxas: Ignore him?
Axel: Yeah.
Demyx: Ouch!! I've been trying to tell you, ma'am. I didn't mean to step on her tail!! No, ma'am. I love cats!! Honest!!
--After the riot.--
Xemnas: Thank you, No. 8, for helping the idiot.
Axel: Why can't we just leave him?
Xemnas: Well, here's the bad news. He's our idiot, our responsibility.
Roxas: Great. *Rolls eyes*
Saix: Umm, sir, it's time to depart.
Xemnas: Come on, gang. Into the airplane we go!!
Xion: But daddy, aren't we suppose to ride on a ship?
Xemnas: After the plane, dear.
Xion: Oh, I see.
Rin: That's the first chapter? Oooooh!! Cool!! Who made it?!
Axel (Editor): YOU DID!! D8
Rin: Oh. I see… Rate and review, folks!!