Hey guys~! I decided to spare you guys a frighteningly long author's note on a frighteningly short story for you... Maybe I'll make another parody of a song if it comes out as good as this one did. Feel free to review or PM your ideas, but I can't promise they'll be used...
Also, I'd recommend at least having heard California Gurls by Katy Perry.
Music Parodies
Chapter 1
Mushroom Kingdom Girls?
Greetings readers.
Lets take a journey.
I know a place
Where the 'shrooms are really better
Warm, cold, or mild
It must be something in the stars.
Sippin' Tasty Tonic
Playing whatever we feel like
Boys break their necks
Tryin' their hardest just to beat us.
You could travel the galaxies
But nothing comes close to the Mushroom Coast
Once you party with us
You'll be falling in love
Mushroom Kingdom girls, we're unforgettable
Daisy, Rose, and Peach on top
Such tanned skin
We'll belt all those wins
Mushroom Kingdom girls, we're undeniable
Fun, fresh, fierce, we've got it on lock
Mushroom Coast
Now put your hands up
Volleyball, on the beach
We've got sand all over
We cheer, when we win
Sounds like Mario's a-groaning
You could travel the galaxies
But nothing comes close to the Mushroom Coast
Once you party with us
You'll be falling in love
Mushroom Kingdom girls, we're unforgettable
Daisy, Rose, and Peach on top
Such tanned skin
We'll belt all those wins
Mushroom Kingdom girls, we're undeniable
Fun, fresh, fierce, we've got it on lock
Mushroom Coast represent
Now put your hands up
Toned, tan, fit, and ready
Turn it up 'cause it's getting heavy
Wild, mild Mushroom Coast
These are the girls we love the most
I mean the ones, like their the ones
Kiss 'em, race 'em, party with 'em
She's a freak, drive a kart
And live in a castle
I'm okay, I won't play, I love them
Like I love MK
Toad Town and Mushroom City
Fun is everyday, everyway
All my friends, hanging out
All them, just hanging out
No bikinis, martinis, zuchinis, or beanies
Just me and the queenies
Daisy, my lady
(Yeah)
Lookie here, baby
(Uh-huh)
I'm all up on ya
'Cause you're representin' even the Goombas
Mushroom Kingdom girls, we're unforgettable
Daisy, Rose, and Peach on top
Such tanned skin
We'll belt all those wins
Mushroom Kingdom girls, we're undeniable
Fun, fresh, fierce, we've got it on lock
Mushroom Coast
Now put your hands up
Mushroom Kingdom, Mushroom Kingdom girls
(Mushroom girls, man)
Mushroom Kingdom, Mushroom Kingdom girls
(I really wish you could all be Mushroom Kingdom girls)
By K. T.
Yeah, yeah, I know Daisy isn't from the MK, but... she was the best for beat and rhyme. Plus, since she's there so much, and it's been hinted that she resides there, it'll be good.
Rose's home planet is the Mushroom World, so I assumed the Mushroom Kingdom would be where she's from. Tell me if you like and want it to continue!
By the way, I totally don't own this...