Setting: Setsuna (for you DiC lovers, Trista) is babysitting Usagi (Serena) for the weekend at Usagi's house.
I use the Japanese names, so learn 'em!
The fromt door of Usagi's living room slammed open to reveal an exausted Setsuna. "Y'know," she began, "You could've halped me a little against those #$@% Death Busters, ya little slacker!" She stomped ofer to Usagi, who was pigging out on a bag of Frito Lay's. "Sorry. I forgot!" Usagi giggled. "AAH, YOU LITTLE BRAT!!" Setsuna strangled her. "Ack! You're
choking me!" Usagi cried. "Duh!" Setsuna giggled triumphantly. "Oh well! YOU go to bed! I'm gonna watch some late nite TV!" Usagi jumped up."But there's a six hour marath-" She was interrupted by Setsuna pointing in the direction of the bedroom. "Go!" She ordered. Usagi growled and stumbled off to bed. "Now, for some Nickelodeon!!" Setsuna's pupils dilated as she had a rush of adrenaline. "CAR-TOONS!! CAR-TOONS!! CAR-TOONS!!" She chanted. Angry beavers began to play on TV. "YAYYYY!!" Setsuna leaped with joy. "And now for our twleve-and-a-half-hour Marathon!" The announcer said. "Hmm..?" Setsuna reached for the remote, but then was amazed at what she saw.
"Pootface!" "Weasel Weenie!" "Big mean, uh, mean.......head!" Setsuna howled with laughter. "This is great!" She waited for a commercial, and quickly got some potato chips. SC&O flavor. She furiously gobbled at the chips between episodes.
After six hours.........
"Uhhh...... I'm soo tiiiired......" Setsuna comlained wearily. She closed her left eye, then the right. "I'll just.....rest my eyes...." She drifted off into a deep sleep.........But she LEFT THE TV ON!! OH MY GOD!!!! SETSUNA, NOOOO!!
The next morning......
"SETSUNA!!" Usagi's voice woke up Setsuna with a bang. "EEEEEEEEEH!" Setsuna cried, in a voice very similar to a popular brown, hairy, dim-witted beaver we all know of. "Setsuna? Are you okay?" Usagi asked, startled by Setsuna's reaction. "N.....no, I'm......I'm fine....." Setsuna replied, also suprised.
At the breakfast table, Setsuna sat down with a nice bowl of pooty-oh's. She reached in a big spoonful, pulled on the tip of her spoon, and.................WHACK! "HEY!!" Usagi's face was covered in Pooty-oh's. "What was that for?!" Setsuna jumped up, screaming, "That's for always being nice to Stump! You always ignore me, Norbert! Why? Whyyyy?! WHYYYYYYYYYYYY????!?!?!?!?!?" Setsuna ran out of the room bawling. "O-kayyyy....." Usagi sighed, and returned to her pooty-oh's.
That evening, Usagi was on her way home from school, and her entire house looked like a certain beaver dam........?!
"What the @$#@% is going on here?!" Usagi stomped inside, only to find....."AAH!" Usagi did her homer yelp. "Setsuna?!"
Setsuna had huge black fur-shaped paperes taped to her back. She was covered in wild animal fur, as well as cuts and other injuries. "EOOOOOOOH!!!" Setsuna yelped, sounding very similar to....oh, you know!! "Setsuna, what the @$#%$* are you doing?!" Setsuna's teeth reached the floor, just like a beaver's. "I am DAGGET!! I am the ultimate beaver!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!"
Usagi dropped her books and papers and ran outside, screaming in horror. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"
So, whaddaya think? R/R!!