Usagi, or-*writer walks in, whispers something* What? I'm going overboard with the disclaimer? C'mon! Get outta here!!
*Beats writer up, throws him out*
Setting: Setsuna thinks she's dagget, and that Chibimoon is Stump, and that Usagi is Norbert. A chase is taking place
between Setsuna and Usagi. She's on her way to Rei's house when........
Usagi ran from the house screaming, with Satsuna in close pursuit. "EEEEEEEH!!!" Sestsuna screamed after Usagi. "AAAAHH!!" Usagi took shelter in a nearby trashcan. "I've got to warn the others!" She dialed a number on her watch-phone
thingy. "Rei?" Rei answered the phone. "Usagi, if you're calling about Mamoru not speaking to you for two hours, then get off of the phone so he CAN call!!" Usagi retorted quickly, "NO!! Setsuna thinks she's a talking, high-pitch-shrieking beaver!!
She even remodeled the entire house!" Rei got an annoyed look on her face. "Usagi, stop playing around!!" She hung up.
"Rei? REIIIII!!" Usagi shouted, allowing Setsuna to hear her voice, open the trash can, and grab Usagi by the neck. "ACKK!"
She reached for her brooch. "MOON COSMIC DREAM ACTION!!" In seconds she was Super Sailor Moon. "I am sailormoon, protector of-" "EEEEEEEEH!" Setsuna charged. She did, after all, really beleive that she was a mindless, hairy, talking rodent! "AAH!" SSM ran for cover, but to no avail. She was trapped! "MOON TIARA ACTION!!!" She threw her tiara. Setsuna's icky dirty fur sucked it up like it was alive.....oh, wait! It WAS alive. "What can I do now?!" SSM was about to be pummeled when........"VENUS LOVE-ME CHAIN!!" Out of nowhere, Sailor Venus appeared and attacked Setsuna.
"Sailor moon! RUUUUN!" The two ran from the incredibly fast deranged rodent. "EEEEEEEH!!" It howled after them. "Sailor
Venus, she's too powerful!! We need the others!!" Venus pulled out her Watch-Phone-Thingy (WPT) and summoned Ami. "What? Setsuna thinks she's a beaver? I can handle this! MERCURY STAR POWER!!" Seconds later they were joined
by Sailor Mercury. "SHABON SPRAYYYYYY!!" Her bubbles simply cleaned the beaver's icky nasty fur. "EEEEH!" Setsuna charged again. "RUUN!!!" The trio ran harder, but the big ugly stupid hairy deranged pointy beaver thingy was still too fast.
"MARS FLAME SNIPER!!!!" Sailor Mars burned off several inches of big icky furglobs. "I am Sailor-WHOA!!" She had to duck quickly to dodge Setsuna's attacks. Her pointy back fur made a great sword! Almost nothing could penetrate Setsuna's inches of icky dirty fur. "SPARKLING WIDE PRESSURE!!" "PINK SUGAR HEART ATTACK!!!" Jupiter and Chibimoon joined in the fight. "STUMP?!" Setsuna roared angrily. "KILL STUMP!!" She charged at Chibimoon and headbutted her into oblivion (heehee.....oblivion.....that's a funny word...) "MERCURY AQUA RHAPSODY!!" Mercury's huge water Harp collided with Setsuna, but had no effect. "We need more power!" She ordered. "Sailor moon!!" Jupiter cried out. "Use the moon scepter!!" SSM Whipped out her cutesie little pink stick. "MOON SPIRAL HEART ATTACK!!!" Many miniature spiraling hearts (uh.....duh?) leaped from the tip of the stick, and collided with Setsuna. "EEEEEEE!!!" She shrieked. She slashed SSM and sent her flying. "We're doomed!!" Venus broke into a waterfall of tears, which suprised nobody. Then, outta nowhere, "WORLD SHAKIIIIING!!!" Sailor Uranus unleashed her full power attack on her fellow outer senshi. "EOOOOOOOOOO!!" Setsuna cried. "EEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!" Setsuna was peeved. She charged Uranus and knocked her
into the sky. "NOOOOOoooooo......" Uranus was gone in seconds. "VENUS WINK CHAIN SWORD!!" "JUPITER COCONUT CYCLONE!!!" "SHINE AQUA ILLUSION!!" "BURNING MANDALA!!" The four inner senshi fought with all their might, but Setsuna's Dumb Luck protected her from harm. (Y'know how Wile E. Coyote survived all of those falls?)
"EEEEEEEE!!!" Setsuna attacked the inners and sent each one flying into a trash can. "EOOOOOOO!!!" She howled victoriously. "EEEEEHEEEHEEHEEE!!" She marched over to SSM, who appeared to be unconcious. But, she suprised Setsuna with an uppercut. "Take that, you rotten rodent!!" She pulled her Tiara out of Setsuna's fur. "MOON TIARA ACTION!!" You know how dumb Usagi is......she knows that fur'll eat that tiara right up! Which it did. Now SSM was peeved. "MOON GORGEOUS MEDITATION!!!" She nailed Setsuna right on the spot. But Setsuna got up and approached
SSM furiously. "Oh dear!" SSM yelped before she was beaten to death (practically). "EOOOOOOO!!!" Setsuna screeched
satisfyingly. "STAR SENSITIVE INFERNO!!!" Sailor Star Healer rescued SSM. "STAR GENTLE UTERUS!!!" Sailor Star Maker restored SSM. "STAR SERIOUS LASER!!!" Star fighter entered combat against Setsuna. "Thanks, Sailor starlights!!"
SSM was rewarded by SH with a golden brooch. "Use it to become Eternal Sailor Moon!!" SSM held the brooch up high.
"MOON ETERNAL POWER!!!!" 
She remained as SSM, but sprouted wings from her back. "I'll teach you to mess with the Sailor Senshi!" SM whispered something to ESM. "What? Oh, right! she is a senshi!! Well, anyways, I will return you to a Sailor senshi, you dirty icky sticky smelly little person!" She brandished her new moonrod. "STARLIGHT HONEYMOON THERAPY KISS!!!" In seconds, the entire alley was covered in dust, and an unconsious Setsuna lay on the ground. "EOOOOOOO!!" She instantly jumped up and belted ESM. "OW!" She cried as she hit the solid concrete. "FIGHTER STAR POWER!!" "HEALER STAR POWER!!!" "MAKER STAR POWER!!" The Starlights gave ESM all of their power, so they reverted to their regular forms. ESM shimmered with power. "Cool! I'm glowing!" She stood and admired herself for a moment. "You moron!! Attack Setsuna!!" Star healer shouted to ESM. "Oh, right!!" She once again lifted the moonrod. "STARLIGHT HONEYMOON THERAPY KISS!!!!" This time, Setsuna flew into a nearby hotel, causing an explosion.
"Yes!" ESM shouted joyfully. "We did it!" She became Usagi again. "EOOOOOO!!" Setsuna was STILL coming! "No F***ing way!!" SF gasped. "EEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!" Setsuna charged towards Usagi at full speed, but was stopped by....
a Rose?!
What does this angry "beaver" have in store for the Sailor Senshi? R/R!