Hello all this is my first and only Pokemon fic. I never come here so I don't know what gets reviewed and what doesn't, so this may get tons of comments or it may very well get nothing. I hope the former is the case, but whatever I thought it was funny when I wrote it. Bear in mind I did write this ages ago so that would explain why the gang is in the Orange Islands. Now, I DO NOT OWN POKEMON so no suing! Okay? *big smile*
Just A Regular Day
Narrator: Once again we join our heroes on their quest to become Pokemon masters. In fact we've been joining them for a year now and yet somehow I don't see any masters. No, No we have nothing better to do than follow these idiots around the place. I haven't seen my wife in months and she tells me I'm going to be a father. I'm so hap- wait a minute. If I haven't seen her in over a year how can she be...? God da-
Narrator#2: And now we join our heroes on their journey.
Misty: Ash, we've been walking for ages! Where are we going?!
Ash : To Veridian City!
Misty: We're in the Orange Islands how can we be going to Veridian City?!
Ash : Um...Ah...
Misty: AASSHH!! You moron! You mean to tell me you have no idea where we're going?!
Ash : Actually, I've never known where we were going. I walk and you guys follow, no questions
. asked.
Misty: AAASSSHHH!!! Augh!
(Misty clutches her chest)
Misty: Help...me...
Ash : Misty, what's wrong?
Misty: What...do...you...think...retard...?
Ash : Ah...Ummm...
Misty: Heart...Attack!
Ash : Oh, then I should probably do something...
Squirtle! Water Gun Attack!
Misty: Are...you...glub glub...trying to...drown me?!
Ash : AAh...Whoops!...Charizard!-
Misty: NOO!! Ack, Ack!
(Misty falls to the ground and is still)
Tracey: Oh my God! you killed Misty!
(Stan and Kyle pop up)
Stan : You bastard!
Kyle : Hey that's my line!
Stan : Well he stole mine first!
(They start fighting)
Ash : Weird.
(he and Tacey start walking again)
Pikachu: PIKACHUUU!!
(Misty rushes to the boys with scorched skin and hair)
Misty: I'm not leaving without my...Umm... What is it I'm following you around for again?
Ash : That's right! There was something.
All Three: HHMM...
(they sit absorbed in thought)
Tracey: I've got it! Your vibrator!
(Misty still deep in thought answers automatically)
Misty: No, No. I still have that safe and sound. I used it this morning.
Ash :What?!
Misty: Ah! Nothing!
(she does an anime drop on her head)
Misty: Bike! My Bike! That's it!
Ash : OK let's get going!
(they start walking again)
(Tracey stops suddenly)
Tracey: I must draw this Lickitung!
(Whips out pad and pencil from thin air and starts drawing)
Ash : Er...Tracey, why are you in the picture? And what is that Lickitung doing to you?! Where's it's tongue?! Gross!!
(Tracey is sweating and panting)
Ash : Pikachu.. Thundershock!
Pikachu: PIKACHU!!
(Tracey is electricuted)
Tracey: Thanks Pikachu...that felt good...
( he looks at Pikachu and starts drooling)
Pikachu: PIKACHUU!!
Tracey: Oh yeah, baby! Do it again!
(Pikachu actually jumps into a pokeball to escape Tracey)
Tracey: Oh well. I guess it's back to Marill.
Ash : Alrighty then! Let's keep going!
Jesse: Prepare for trouble!
James: And while you're at it , make it double!
Jesse: To protect the world from devastation!
James: Hey Jesse, don't you think we should be wearing custumes? I saw the cutest dress
yesterday!
Jesse: That would look cute on me?
James: Screw you, bitch! It's perfect for me!
Ash : I've always wondered, why does James always wear the female clothes and Jesse the male?
Jesse: Oh, you don't know? 'Team Rocket' is only our government name. Our real name is
'Transvestites Rule'!
Ash : Really?!
James: Oh come on! Have you never seen Giovanni with his pet cat? A cat! Hello?! Big Queen!
Jesse: And why do you think he's almost always in the dark?
Misty: He's being mysterious?
James: No! It's so the sun won't harm his complextion!
Misty: OOhh.
James: So, like, where's your Pikachu?
Ash : He's hiding.
(shoots a dirty look at Tracey)
Tracey: Oh yes Ash, call him out!
(starts panting again)
James: Oh well. We'll just come back another time then.
(T.R. starts to leave then stops)
Jesse: Umm...we can't leave this way. Could you?
Ash : Of course. Bulbasaur! Vine Whip!
(Bulbasaur picks up 'Team Rocket' and throws them into the sky)
T.R. : Thanks! Travel is so much easier this way!
Tracey: Crickey! Looks like Team Rocket's blasting off again!
(Ash and Misty give him an odd look)
Tracey: What?! Someone has to say it!
Jigglypuff: Jigglypuff!
Ash and Misty: Jigglypuff? Noo!
Tracey: Umm...come 'ere Jigglybaby!
(starts panting and running after a startled Jigglypuff)
Ash :You'll never get my Pikachu!
Misty: No one wants your Pikachu, Ash. Team Rocket already left.
Ash : Oh yeah, I forgot. Now on to Veridian City!
Misty: What the?! AASSHH!!
(Brock pops up)
Brock: Please put me back on the show! The doctor is hopped up on dope, and the three morons
are driving me insane!!
Misty: Ack! Oh no...not...again...
Ash : I'll help you Misty! Charizard!
Misty: NOOO!!!
Doctor: Brock? Where did you go...my lovely? *starts singing* ding ding ding ding Where did
you go? I wanna know know know, my lovely. ding ding ding ding. I wanna know, where
did you go?!
(starts techno dancing to the song playing only in her head)
Brock: AAhh!! Why God, Why?!
Tracey: Yeah, you shake that puff like it ain't no thang!
Narrator#1: Who knocked up my wife?!
A/N: Well that was it. I still think it's pretty funny, so be darlings and review!! Lastly, me does not own the song 'Where Do you Go' I think the group No Mercy does.
Just A Regular Day
Narrator: Once again we join our heroes on their quest to become Pokemon masters. In fact we've been joining them for a year now and yet somehow I don't see any masters. No, No we have nothing better to do than follow these idiots around the place. I haven't seen my wife in months and she tells me I'm going to be a father. I'm so hap- wait a minute. If I haven't seen her in over a year how can she be...? God da-
Narrator#2: And now we join our heroes on their journey.
Misty: Ash, we've been walking for ages! Where are we going?!
Ash : To Veridian City!
Misty: We're in the Orange Islands how can we be going to Veridian City?!
Ash : Um...Ah...
Misty: AASSHH!! You moron! You mean to tell me you have no idea where we're going?!
Ash : Actually, I've never known where we were going. I walk and you guys follow, no questions
. asked.
Misty: AAASSSHHH!!! Augh!
(Misty clutches her chest)
Misty: Help...me...
Ash : Misty, what's wrong?
Misty: What...do...you...think...retard...?
Ash : Ah...Ummm...
Misty: Heart...Attack!
Ash : Oh, then I should probably do something...
Squirtle! Water Gun Attack!
Misty: Are...you...glub glub...trying to...drown me?!
Ash : AAh...Whoops!...Charizard!-
Misty: NOO!! Ack, Ack!
(Misty falls to the ground and is still)
Tracey: Oh my God! you killed Misty!
(Stan and Kyle pop up)
Stan : You bastard!
Kyle : Hey that's my line!
Stan : Well he stole mine first!
(They start fighting)
Ash : Weird.
(he and Tacey start walking again)
Pikachu: PIKACHUUU!!
(Misty rushes to the boys with scorched skin and hair)
Misty: I'm not leaving without my...Umm... What is it I'm following you around for again?
Ash : That's right! There was something.
All Three: HHMM...
(they sit absorbed in thought)
Tracey: I've got it! Your vibrator!
(Misty still deep in thought answers automatically)
Misty: No, No. I still have that safe and sound. I used it this morning.
Ash :What?!
Misty: Ah! Nothing!
(she does an anime drop on her head)
Misty: Bike! My Bike! That's it!
Ash : OK let's get going!
(they start walking again)
(Tracey stops suddenly)
Tracey: I must draw this Lickitung!
(Whips out pad and pencil from thin air and starts drawing)
Ash : Er...Tracey, why are you in the picture? And what is that Lickitung doing to you?! Where's it's tongue?! Gross!!
(Tracey is sweating and panting)
Ash : Pikachu.. Thundershock!
Pikachu: PIKACHU!!
(Tracey is electricuted)
Tracey: Thanks Pikachu...that felt good...
( he looks at Pikachu and starts drooling)
Pikachu: PIKACHUU!!
Tracey: Oh yeah, baby! Do it again!
(Pikachu actually jumps into a pokeball to escape Tracey)
Tracey: Oh well. I guess it's back to Marill.
Ash : Alrighty then! Let's keep going!
Jesse: Prepare for trouble!
James: And while you're at it , make it double!
Jesse: To protect the world from devastation!
James: Hey Jesse, don't you think we should be wearing custumes? I saw the cutest dress
yesterday!
Jesse: That would look cute on me?
James: Screw you, bitch! It's perfect for me!
Ash : I've always wondered, why does James always wear the female clothes and Jesse the male?
Jesse: Oh, you don't know? 'Team Rocket' is only our government name. Our real name is
'Transvestites Rule'!
Ash : Really?!
James: Oh come on! Have you never seen Giovanni with his pet cat? A cat! Hello?! Big Queen!
Jesse: And why do you think he's almost always in the dark?
Misty: He's being mysterious?
James: No! It's so the sun won't harm his complextion!
Misty: OOhh.
James: So, like, where's your Pikachu?
Ash : He's hiding.
(shoots a dirty look at Tracey)
Tracey: Oh yes Ash, call him out!
(starts panting again)
James: Oh well. We'll just come back another time then.
(T.R. starts to leave then stops)
Jesse: Umm...we can't leave this way. Could you?
Ash : Of course. Bulbasaur! Vine Whip!
(Bulbasaur picks up 'Team Rocket' and throws them into the sky)
T.R. : Thanks! Travel is so much easier this way!
Tracey: Crickey! Looks like Team Rocket's blasting off again!
(Ash and Misty give him an odd look)
Tracey: What?! Someone has to say it!
Jigglypuff: Jigglypuff!
Ash and Misty: Jigglypuff? Noo!
Tracey: Umm...come 'ere Jigglybaby!
(starts panting and running after a startled Jigglypuff)
Ash :You'll never get my Pikachu!
Misty: No one wants your Pikachu, Ash. Team Rocket already left.
Ash : Oh yeah, I forgot. Now on to Veridian City!
Misty: What the?! AASSHH!!
(Brock pops up)
Brock: Please put me back on the show! The doctor is hopped up on dope, and the three morons
are driving me insane!!
Misty: Ack! Oh no...not...again...
Ash : I'll help you Misty! Charizard!
Misty: NOOO!!!
Doctor: Brock? Where did you go...my lovely? *starts singing* ding ding ding ding Where did
you go? I wanna know know know, my lovely. ding ding ding ding. I wanna know, where
did you go?!
(starts techno dancing to the song playing only in her head)
Brock: AAhh!! Why God, Why?!
Tracey: Yeah, you shake that puff like it ain't no thang!
Narrator#1: Who knocked up my wife?!
A/N: Well that was it. I still think it's pretty funny, so be darlings and review!! Lastly, me does not own the song 'Where Do you Go' I think the group No Mercy does.