::Discclaimer: I don't own the slayers characters::
As the slayers are walking down the road, Lina suddenly perks up and her nose sniffs the air.
Amelia: Miss Lina? what is it?
Lina: CHICKEN!!!!!!! WAI!!! *Lina runs ahead and stops. before her on a plate bathed in a halo of sunlight, was a GIGANTIC cooked chicken. They all start to drool, and Lina dives forward for the plate. but she missed it by a few feet.* ?! DAMNIT! i thought it was right here! *Lina dived for the plate again, but again misses it* what the hell...? * she ponders a moment, then slowly creeps towards the plate. just as she reaches for it, it's tugged out of her reach. suddenly, thte plate starts to hover, and flies up the road.* AAHHHHHH!!! *Lina yells, and runs after the chicken. Then, when the plate reaches a tree, it shoots up and dissapears in the tree. Lina looks up to Xellos sitting on a branch, laughing like a lunatic.* XELLOS! YOU BASTARD FRUITCAKE MAZOKU!
Filia: Allow me Lina! *steps forward with mace-sama in her hands, and starts beating on the tree untill Xellos falls out. Lina grabs mace-sama and starts to hit Xellos over the head with it*
Lina: GIVE ME THE CHICKEN YOU BASTARD!!!!!!!
Amelia: yay! beat him! BEAT HIM!!!!
Xellos: stop hitting me!!!!!
Lina: NOT UNTILL YOU GIVE ME THE CHICKEN!
Xellos: alright, but on one condition.
Lina: *pauses a moment* what?
Xellos: that we have a contest to see who is worthy of the chicken.
Lina: *smacks him again* I'M worthy of the chicken!
Xellos: ah, but we won't know untill we have a contest! *Lina grumbles, and her stomach grumbles in reply.*
Lina: ok, OK! we'll do your stupid contest!! *looks down at her stomach* ARE YOU HAPPY NOW? *Lina's stomach grumbles happily in reply*
Xellos: hmmm...... I think to decide who is chicken worthy..... we'll play this! *whips out a chess board from mallet-space*
Gourry: cool! i'm good at thins game!
Lina: you? ....... good at a game like this?
Gourry: yup! that chicken is as good as mine!
Lina: well, we'll see about that! let's play! *Lina and Gourry sit down the chess board between them. Lina makes her first move, but in Gourry's next move, Lina's king is in checkmate* ?! HOW??
Gourry: I told you i was good at checkers!
Lina: ch-ch-checkers? CHECKERS? YOU THOUGHT WE WERE PLAYING CHECKERS!?
Xellos: well Lina, it looks like you're not-
Lina: I AM CHICKEN-WORTHY! GIMMIE!
Xellos: but your not-
Lina: give me the chicken, or, I'LL DRAGONSLAVE YOU TO HELL! *starts to recite dragonslave spall, when Amelia smacks her from behind with a large mallet, and Lina is now unconcious*
Amelia: I think she went just a LITTLE overboard there....
Xellos: no kidding! had she asked politely in the first place, none of this would have happened!
*the rest fall over*
Filia: *mumbles through the gag* I told you so....