Higher Institute Of Villainous Education- The Parody!
It starts in the Shroud, heading H.I. .
Otto Malpense came to in a strange, strange flying machine. He vaguely remembered what had led to him being here. Making the PM do Gangnam Style, then making him do the Harlem Shake, then making him cannonball into the audience and finishing by launching a firework. Good times, thought Otto. Good times.
Otto also remembered a crazy Russian woman who'd pulled a gun on him and gone:
"Say hello to my little friend!"
Otto, being logical, had said,
"What little friend?"
The woman had lost patience and shot him anyway, muttering about kids these days not getting jokes any more, and having no sense of humor, and so on and so forth.
Otto had the sensation that there was someone else in the cabin area. He couldn't see anyone, however. Otto concluded that the person must be a ninja.
"A ninja can only be seen, when he wants to be seen," remembered Otto. Just then, a ninja appeared.
A/N: I promise the coming chapters will be a lot better! Please tell me if you think I should continue this idea. This is basically an introduction to the idea, the real action starts next chapter, but I wanted to establish the story here as quickly as I could.
Eaglistic, signing off.
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