The bleach torture hour!

Apola: yay I got to making this!

Ichigo: damnit I though we would get a break but were already working on this?

Apola: yup

Byakuya: and im co-hosting

Ichigo: kiss up

Apola: wanna be first to get your ass kicked?

Ichigo: no

Apola: then shut up!

Byakuya: who's first?

Apola: aizen who else?

Aizen: *tries to escape through air vents but falls right in front of apola* crap!

Rukia: wait don't we need a tour? *trying to buy time

Apola: damn your right

Every one except apola and byakuya : *sigh of relief*

Apola: ok here are the anti fan girl pits

Uryyu: why are there so many?

Apola: one for every character except bya-kun *hugs*

Keigo: hey why does he get special treatment?

Apola: because I can do this *pushes keigo down his anti fan girl pit*

Keigo: aaaaaah!

Apola: *points to another direction* there is your fan girl pits and yaoi fan girl pits where you go for dares or if you make me mad. Grimmjow, ichigo would you two like to demonstrate the yaoi fan girl pit?

Ichigo/grimmjow: no thank you

Apola: daw fine –point to another direction- that's the dare room where certain dares will be preformed under supervision of millions on mini cameras. Any questions?

Everyone: no

Apola: good now finnaly –points in last direction- that's my medieval torture tools like the guillotine and the stretcher and such.

Every one except byakuya: *cower in fear*

Apola: ok im bored now

Gin: what should we do about it?

Apola: gin aizen you sing Barbie girl for me now!

Aizen/gin: no!

Apola: yes now!

Aizen: im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world! Life in plastic its fantastic!

Gin: come one Barbie lets go party!

Apola: *on ground laughing ass off* ok now time for you two to go into your anti fan girl pits *pushes them in*

Byakuya: your harsh

Apola: I know I am and that all I have for now bai bai!

Byakuya: please read and review and tell your friends

Apola: first 3 reviewers get 10 minutes in the dare room with there favorite bleach character excepts byakuya hes mine

Byakuya: good bye