I don't care if this gets taken down.
Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Pyrrhia.
In west Sky Kingdom born and raised
Underground was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all shootin some b-ball outside of the study
When a couple of guys
Who were up to no good
Startin making trouble in my Underground.
I got in one little fight and Tsunami got scared
And said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in The Mud Kingdom.
I begged and pleaded with her day after day
But she packed my suitcase and send me on my way
She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket.
I put my walkman on and said, 'I might as well kick it'.
First class, yo this is bad
Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass.
Is this what the people of Mud Kingdom Living like?
Hmmmmm this might be alright.
But wait I hear there're sleepy, bored and all that
Is this the type of place that they should send this fool cat?
I don't think so
I'll see when I get there
I hope they're prepared for the prince of Mud Kingdom.
Well, the river ended and when I came out
There was a girl who looked like queen a standing there with my name out
I ain't trying to get arrested yet
I just got here
I sprang with the quickness like lightning, disappeared
I whistled for a smoke signal and when it came near
The license plate said star and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I can say that this smoke was rare
But I thought 'Nah forget it' – Yo homes to the Mud Kingdom!
I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the smoke 'Yo homes smell ya later'
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of The Mud Kingdom.
Clay: Fatespeaker, Starflight, what do you think of this autobiography I wrote?
Fatespeaker: It is amazing.