Disclaimer: Naruto and Naruto: Hurricane Chronicles is owned solely by Masashi Kishimoto. If I owned Naruto, well his name would be Fishcake in the English Dub. LOL
Rasengan VS. Chidori! Chapter 1
After another day of o so aimless D-rank missions, team 7 began their trek to Ichiraku Ramen for lunch. Sasuke and Naruto stood together listening to Sakura bitch and babble on about who the hell knows what when Naruto whisperd into Sasukes ear " now I know why your so quiet, your fangirls wont shut up, but they wont cling to you if you don't talk."
Just then the trio heard muttering of "troublesome" and "im hungry", it only meant one thing: Ino , lazy-ass, and the big boned fatass. "HEY SASUKE-KUN! WANNA GO OUT WITH ME?!" Ino bellowed, which earned a sigh from the other five.
"Damn dobe looks like you spoke to soon" Sasuke suavely said.
"Sorry teme, wish I could help, but you know im hooked up with Hinata."
"So, what are you two doing tonight?" Sasuke interjected.
"She wants to go see Rocky Balboa, it came out yesterday, but I had a S-ranked mission regarding the Akatsuki" Naruto said.
"CHRIST! Why cant these ho's shut the hell up!?" Shikamaru and Sasuke yelled together, breaking their usually composed exterior.
"I wish I could help you, but nothing short of a muzzle and some sex can help you two here….." Naruto sadly concluded.
"NOT A SNOWBALLS CHANCE IN HELL I WOULD SWITCH PLACES WITH YOU!!!!"
"WHO THE HELL WAS THAT!!!????" Ino, Choji, and Shikamaru said in unusion with shaky voices.
"The Kyubi" Sakura, Naruto, and Sasuke calmly stated.
"Right" was the only response they could come up with.
"Well Naruto, you put me in this position. If you hadn't brought me back then I wouldn't have this problem now would I?" Sasuke stated.
"So, have you heard? They say Iruka-sensei and Kakashi-sensei are gay for each other!" Ino yelled to no one in particular.
"Hai!, that's why my parental figures are Tsunande and Jiriaya." Naruto said quietly, looking quite peeved.
"Why don't we hop by the Academy and ask Iruka ourselves, and when we say that we mean you Naruto." Shikamaru and Choji said.
So, completely forgetting about their meal, the two teams rushed over to the academy. Totally ignoring the hordes of villagers and Elmer Fudd re-jects they ran over. When they looked through the window, they heard sexual noises, then things started flyin! First two headbands, then Jonin and Chunin vests. That peeved people enough, but what told the two teams to go was that little orange book that hit Shikamaru in the face. But they stayed, for another surprise, green spandex pants…….Yep they after that!
"So what do you guys have in mind that could downgrade this seemingly weirdass day down a few noches?" Choji asked.
"How about truth or dare?" "No!"
"Simon says? Hell NO"
"LETS HAVE A GAY PARTY WITH MY GAY BUDDIE SHINO!!!!!" Rock Lee said with a stoned Shino in his hands.
"FUCK NO!!!" All YELLD.
"Jeez, are we the only straight guys out of the rookies and team Gai? Wait scratch that,
Neji and Tenten." Naruto said after a long league of absence.
"OK, that's it im going to see Temari about having some dinner later, cya."
After Shikamaru sped off the rest of the chunins thought of things to entertain themselves. Vandalizing the Hokage mansion, decorating the Hokage statues, tourturing random people with Ibiki, fivesomes….Everything went through their heads at one point or another. Until it hit Naruto like one of Tsunande's punches!
CHIDORI VS. RASENGAN
It will be Naruto VS Sasuke next time, cya.
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